TheBeef, (edited )

NSFW Warning. For the uninitiated: Back in the early internet (2006-2009), there was a video a man posted (somewhere, but it was circulated on 4chan) of himself slowly lowering his ass onto a Mason jar, into his rectum. The glass shattered mid way through, and blood streamed out of his asshole. It was horrific, and memorable. Kind of like 9/11 part two… Never forget.

TonyToniToneOfficial,
@TonyToniToneOfficial@lemmy.ml avatar

Oh, I thought this was about the cum jar

RootBeerGuy,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar
Kecessa,

Wasn’t it an olive jar?

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Dunno, it doesn’t have a label.
https://i.imgur.com/lZvsjtm.jpg

EffortlessEffluvium,

Looks like a Mt. Olive pickle jar…

Kecessa,

Oh lord, the memories

PsychedSy,

I want to just touch on what made it memorable for me. This insane beast of a man quietly started removing glass from his asshole. He was stoic and focused. I have no clue how you react to something like that rationally, but homie pulled it off.

“One man one jar”, I think, was the given video title.

EmoDuck,

He had to be quiet. In a later interview he stated that his wive and kid were in the other room

PsychedSy,

That man is my fucking hero. I would have been on the floor rolling in blood crying like a bitch.

jaybone,

Isn’t that like a “go to the hospital” kind of thing? Not like a “take the glass out yourself” kind of thing?

XTornado,

Interview!?!?

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Lest we fur get

Grippler,

“early internet”(2006-2009)…pick one, they’re mutually exclusive.

ummthatguy, (edited )
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

Pixar’s newest query: What if jars had feelings?

https://media.tenor.com/jFtv8dPRaq0AAAAd/buvs-trailer-park-boys.gif

Decoy321,

Fuckin way she goes, Bubz.

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

PATRICK FUKIN SWAYZEE

A_cook_not_a_chef,

pop noise

the_Coffin_Seller,
@the_Coffin_Seller@lemmy.world avatar

I haven’t watched this video in more than twenty years and I can hear your comment.

I hate you.

^I don’t hate you actually

nyoooom,

I’ve never watched it and I can almost hear it

And no I will never watch it

xusontha,
hOrni,

I’m hoping for a My Little Pony crossover.

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Oh no god no why no why why must this happen oh god no

cryptosporidium140,

Time 2 replace bouncing lamp intro?

dalekcaan,

Luffy noooo!

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Apparently I need to ask what this one is as well. And after the last jar related one, I’m not sure I want the answer.

Amiss3209,

i can only think about jarate, but from the comments, it’s worse

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

NOT. THE CUP.

BeMoreCareful,

Trust your gut

user224,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Hmm, what other jar-related video was that bad?
Or did you mean a cup?

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

i just saw the answer.

Taleya,

Pee jar?

MMNT,

Oh you sweet summer child.

Taleya,

Oh. Oh nooooo

ShitOnABrick,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar
Imgonnatrythis,

It says Disney PISAR on it after all

beckerist, (edited )

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  • Swedneck,
    @Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    FtsA2

    Taleya,

    ASAZ

    beckerist,

    DOOOP PICAX

    Taleya,

    I believe that’s the noise you make as it breaks

    Gork,

    The pee would have to go straight down since the jar is directly between the feet.

    deathmetal27,

    Jarate

    narwhalperson,

    I can appreciate a good tf2 reference

    KISSmyOS,

    This brought up a JARring memory.

    Benchamoneh,

    But will the jar be half full or half empty?

    Asudox, (edited )
    @Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

    Is this a reference to TF2 sniper pissing in his jarate?

    NickwithaC,
    @NickwithaC@lemmy.world avatar

    Yes.

    Luminocta,

    It’s a reference to 1 guy 1 jar.

    A shock video of a man inserting an empty glass jar in his rear end, the glass doesn’t hold up.

    Asudox,
    @Asudox@lemmy.world avatar

    great.

    Hylactor,

    I shit you not, when I watched that video I was eating a fucking bowl of Spaghetti-Os.

    ShitOnABrick, (edited )
    @ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar
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