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cryptosporidium140,

I completely agree with what you’re saying. At the same time, around 4 years I’m easily tempted by new ones. I don’t think it’s about the Joneses for me, I just enjoy the luxury of having a newer phone. The ability to brag only lasts the first year or less and that’s certainly not worth $800 by itself

cryptosporidium140,

My last job was production-oriented so I ran into this a lot. I was somehow out of town every single weekend. Now that I’ve moved to maintenance-oriented I’m suddenly home all the time

cryptosporidium140,

I was thinking it’s an opportunity for Rudolph to say “If you guys keep fuckin with me, maybe I’ll decide to crash this whole team”

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cryptosporidium140,

DeepSouth… I take it we plan to replicate human consciousness and… enslave it?

cryptosporidium140,

That’s physics for you. Which is why I always gotta grab dat ass tight.

cryptosporidium140,

It’s especially weird to me that they’re so much harder on the ones who skip deodorant than the ones who skip showers. Aren’t showers what actually takes the smelly shit away instead of masking it? I wouldn’t be surprised if I found out these threads are created and/or maintained by deodorant marketing.

cryptosporidium140,

I wish I knew the context of this screenshot/what episode it was

cryptosporidium140,

I highly doubt he respects Boebert. I’m guessing it was just a quick picture to be polite

cryptosporidium140,

Apparently he was just visiting the capitol, and talking to other people too. If I know anything about Dave Chappelle, if he had any real business with Boebert of all people, other than polite conversation/photo op, it would be for the pussy

cryptosporidium140, (edited )

A lot of people completely miss the point of edgy comedy and take it at face value, so that makes him an easy target for clickbait and outrage. Since overly sensitive people out there allow comedians to hurt their feelings that makes him a bad man.

I think this punching up/punching down stuff is meaningless because he’s not trying to punch anyone, nor are trans people the only people “punched down on”, a.k.a. joked about, by edgy comedians on a regular basis.

cryptosporidium140,

Not sure about the internet, but I saw a documentary called Finding Frances where they were able to go to the high school and view physical copies of the yearbooks

cryptosporidium140,

That one’s as close as you can get to Bailey’s without getting your eyes wet

cryptosporidium140,

Weird, I just see a man pulling his ass cheeks apart

cryptosporidium140,

Missing eyebrows are hard to notice. I had to be told that Whoopi Goldberg didn’t have any to see it

cryptosporidium140,

Optometrists hate that you can buy glasses online for way less

cryptosporidium140,

Hob Gadling in The Sandman. I love how he believed that people only die because everyone just goes along with it. And so he decided not to ever die… and it worked!

cryptosporidium140,

If you look closely there is a veeeery slight curve on every shoe to account for Earth’s sexy curves

cryptosporidium140,

I agree, it just serves to make society worse

cryptosporidium140,

“Day of the tentacle! I have the remake of this game!”

“What’s a remake?”

cryptosporidium140,

That’s what I’ve been thinking too. I don’t have anything against them including nudity but the way they do it is as if they think they’re blowing your mind

cryptosporidium140, (edited )

What if you “tell” the app you’re pregnant when you’re not, give it false data, and then have some other way to prove you were never pregnant… Then wait for them to arrest you so you can publicly shame them for spying. Is it illegal to lie to apps? Say you were doing an unrelated science experiment and wanted to utilize the features that period tracking apps already have

cryptosporidium140,

Konami forgot everything that made Silent Hill so good. Do the games not sell well enough for a proper budget, or are they shitting the bed for no reason?

cryptosporidium140,

Shit yeah that thing will definitely be enough to wake you up in the morning

cryptosporidium140,

I could see this being a plot twist in a horror movie but ain’t nobody gonna fund it

cryptosporidium140,

I make sure to always drink Bud Light in public to establish dominance. Only betas care about the political stances of a fucking beer company’s PR team

cryptosporidium140,

I find that light beer has a far worse reputation than it deserves. It’s very easy to drink, and it’s alcoholic. I support sticking it to the man, but I also don’t make my purchase decisions to satisfy other people’s world views on trans people or light beers. It’s my money after all

cryptosporidium140,

I think you’re exactly right on that. All the opposition to change is in favor of keeping language as efficient as possible. The smoothest way to get everyone on board with neutral language is to use a term that’s both familiar and efficient. If our generic words are masculine, then we can just redefine them as neutral. Some claim this means “women are now men” but long-term it really means “old generic word no longer applies to only men”

cryptosporidium140,

Lmao I can’t even… begin to unpack what your moral compass must look like such that machete rape is more noble than skipping ads

cryptosporidium140,

I believe I have both ASD and ADHD, hard to say on the latter but I used to take Vyvanse and that shit was the bee’s knees. The only reason I stopped is I was on a high enough dose that my heart would pound for no reason. Not worth the perceived health risks

cryptosporidium140,

Having a stick up your ass about the singer’s skin color is also optional

cryptosporidium140,

I don’t follow

cryptosporidium140, (edited )

Explain then, genius. This oughtta be good

cryptosporidium140,

In which way? You’re coming off as unhinged now. 5 year olds argue better than you

cryptosporidium140,

Fruit I understand, but when did they start putting stickers on potatoes?

cryptosporidium140,

She’s like directly from the Grand Theft Auto universe. Her entire life is satire

cryptosporidium140,

Jokes on them, my life is so dull I hope some ghosts or demons pop out at me. The amazement and curiosity that would result is worth the scare. It would mean I’m no longer in the Office Space universe

cryptosporidium140,

They really do want to test that whole “I need my gun in case of a tyrannical government” scenario, don’t they?

cryptosporidium140,

Anyone on Lemmy automatically is, even if they’re not. It’s an honorary title

cryptosporidium140,

You won’t get much fruitful discussion of Louis CK’s work in the land of keyboard warriors. He was cancelled back when a lot of them were in middle school so they aren’t even familiar with his comedy or TV shows. I myself haven’t seen Horace and Pete but I loved Louie on FX so I might check it out

cryptosporidium140,

I also think when someone as famous and talented as him gets cancelled, it’s arguably the fans who get the worst of it. He’s still a multimillionaire selling out shows but I can’t let anyone know I think he’s the funniest man alive without judgement. It’s so backwards because we the fans didn’t commit his crimes but we’re paying for them because we still have taste for what’s funny.

And like you say comparing to Weinstein, there’s no nuance. He might as well be a cannibal serial killer in the eyes of the public because a bad egg is a bad egg.

cryptosporidium140,

“Say you want this! Nothing happens until I hear you say it.”

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