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dalekcaan,

The elephant forgives

But he never forgets

dalekcaan,

England: “…and I took that personally.”

dalekcaan,

Idk, that Oreo pizza seems keen on specifying you get cheese on your cookies

dalekcaan,

So you’re saying it’s an entry-level position?

dalekcaan,

REMEMBER MEEEE

dalekcaan,

Please don’t commit any war crimes…

With the Frizz? No way!

dalekcaan,

Oh, I thought it was a prehistoric extra thicc Charizard.

dalekcaan,

Amazing, it’s almost as if diversity exists everywhere. Is there no safe place where we can safely ignore upwards of 50% of all human beings?

dalekcaan,

Ah, the Federation Pinto

dalekcaan,

Mr. Rodgers? What are you doing in the taffy puller?

dalekcaan,

I’ve seen a few here and there, but they usually get downvoted away for simping for trump or somesuch.

dalekcaan,

I don’t need to be called out like this

sent at 6:14 AM

dalekcaan,

Drugs

dalekcaan,

It’s obvious when you think about it

dalekcaan,

Yeah, I’m not morally opposed to eating meat per se, but factory farming is something else entirely. I long for a world where cultured meat is cheaper than the real deal.

dalekcaan,

Those things aren’t mutually exclusive

dalekcaan,

Electric Boogaloo

dalekcaan,

One must imagine the Star Trek community happy

dalekcaan,

if it makes you feel any better, the US doesn’t really seem to care, commercially speaking, about Thanksgiving. As soon as Halloween is out of the way, all the turkeys take a backseat to St. Nick.

dalekcaan,

The majority of Dungeons and Dragons gameplay is either roleplaying as your character responding to all sorts of unexpected situations, or rolling dice and calculating what happens based on the result.

dalekcaan,

Sorry, fresh out.

dalekcaan,

Smh all these people giving their water phones instead of stepping up and being a parent 😔

dalekcaan,

Been replaying New Vegas, now I’m getting flashbacks to the tune of Johnny Guitar.

dalekcaan,

Alternative episode: Sisko believes that he can solve something in the normal, intended way and not a horrible, fucked up way. He solves it with baseball.

dalekcaan,

Yeah, this bit always gets me too when people say that we’re statistically almost certain to live in a simulation.

Ah, statistics. The branch of mathematics famous for being reliable and accurate when extrapolating from a single point of data.

dalekcaan,

Kif! Search them for paper. And…bring me a rock.

dalekcaan,

Premeditated accident

dalekcaan,

Yeah he didn’t get especially insufferable until the magic space Native Americans invited him to a higher plane of existence for being such a special boy™.

dalekcaan,

I love the taste of habaneros. It’s just a shame that even habanero sauce is at the extreme end of my heat tolerance.

dalekcaan,

Luffy noooo!

dalekcaan,

Without raping and murdering civilians, to start? Fuck Israel, but that doesn’t make Hamas the good guys.

dalekcaan,

Oh fuck off with that hexbear lemmygrad shit. I’m not talking about war as some nebulous concept, I’m saying raping and killing civilians is bad regardless of if you’ve been wronged or not. If that’s a controversial opinion to you, I have nothing more to discuss.

dalekcaan,

Ah yes, I forgot about that time Churchill bombed a German music festival and raped the survivors.

See, that’s the exact kind of whataboutism I’m talking about. Two wrongs don’t make a right, and frankly I suspect the only reason you give a shit is because hating Israel is such a hot tankie talking point right now.

Let me guess, Palestine needs to throw off its oppressors, but Russia’s invasion of Ukraine was a totally justified military operation?

dalekcaan,

But can it run Crysis?

dalekcaan,

Or the mongooses! That’s a good team name. The Flighting Mongooses!

dalekcaan,

“I only met the defendant Fry once, but I knew he was no good!”

“Please use the beeps.”

dalekcaan,

Okay, we’re going to be using this isolinear chip reprogrammer Bosnian Bill and I made…

dalekcaan,

Beautiful

dalekcaan,

Mutherfuckin miracles

dalekcaan,

My condolences on your endo. My sister has it and it sounds awful.

dalekcaan,

Life begins at trans-warp devolution!

dalekcaan,

Whoever gets it has to make the next Mac and cheese.

dalekcaan,

Patrick?

dalekcaan,

Take me down to %DEFAULT_CITY where the grass is %DEFAULT_COLOR and the girls are %DESCRIPTIVE_ADJECTIVE

dalekcaan,

Well yeah, who’s got 60 fingers? I mean sure, there’s Fingers Georg, but that guy’s weird.

dalekcaan,

That guy might be one of the few things off Reddit I miss here.

dalekcaan,

Don’t underestimate the news-spreading ability of memes

dalekcaan,

Hullo IT, have you tried turning it off and on again?

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