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Ubettawerk, in How am I supposed to enjoy my game now?!!!!

Damn, it must suck living your life with that kind of gate-keeping attitude

TiredSpider, in How am I supposed to enjoy my game now?!!!!
@TiredSpider@slrpnk.net avatar

I’m a pc gamer and they’re right. I don’t deserve shit.

HardlightCereal, in 🥵🥵🥵🥵

Ayayayay

keenkoon, in xenonauts 2 moment

lmao.

Just one tip, you might be using the wrong ibb url for this, try this one: i.ibb.co/3p7RG6g/image.png

merthyr1831,

Thanks! trying to use something other than imgur especially since theyre going hostile to random uploaders now

keenkoon,

what do you mean with “going hostile to random uploaders”? I’m out of the loop.

merthyr1831,

They’ve changed their ToS recently to ban NSFW content (which isn’t an issue for me) but will also be less likely to hold onto anonymously-uploaded pics in general, so unless I keep a bunch of random screenshots saved to an imgur account posts like this will probably just go kaput out of nowhere!

theverge.com/…/imgur-porn-ban-sexually-explicit-c…

Sharpiemarker, in I swear I'm not horny 24/7 this is a serious matter

Feeemale

half_built_pyramids, in I swear I'm not horny 24/7 this is a serious matter

This guy just invented phrenology for titties.

dopeshark,
@dopeshark@lemmy.world avatar

That wikipedia admin

nparkinglot, in I swear I'm not horny 24/7 this is a serious matter

I mean… When they’re all the same size and that size is huge and impossible to miss? Yeah. Looking at you Mass Effect.

amanaftermidnight, in I swear I'm not horny 24/7 this is a serious matter

Same with every npc in Black Mesa being the exact same height, males and females alike.

thedirtyknapkin, in I swear I'm not horny 24/7 this is a serious matter

lmao, they could’ve made this a completely valid and not creepy criticism by instead saying “i hate how every npc has the same exact body model”

Blamemeta,

Yeah. Say height or something.

snooggums,
@snooggums@kbin.social avatar

Proportions.

sbv,

“height”

Cleverdawny,

Or list a bunch of different characteristics

dopeshark, in I swear I'm not horny 24/7 this is a serious matter
@dopeshark@lemmy.world avatar

The kind of person who check the horses balls in every season of the year:

miraclerandy, in Yes, I'm a gamer. How can you tell?

Bruh, at least turn her around so she can watch you die to another blue moblin.

eddanja,

I call bs on this one. How you playing Zelda on a computer? That’s like that one girl who was playing Ocarina of Time but was in 12th place on the TV.

dannoffs,
@dannoffs@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Tons of people play Zelda on emulators.

sigmaklimgrindset,

You do know TotK was literally leaked and running at 60FPS on PC two weeks before it’s official release right?

gravitas_deficiency,

Yuzu: exists

BBSinner, in Yes, I'm a gamer. How can you tell?

Maybe her kink is escapism and she’s getting off anyway

Zeroxxx, in "Woke people are saying non-woke games are woke to boycott non-woke entertainment", wtf?
@Zeroxxx@lemmy.my.id avatar

So Baldur 3 woke or not? Genuine question.

JohnEdwa,
@JohnEdwa@kbin.social avatar

I can confirm that the romances aren't gender locked.

pastcoma,

I can confirm that there are fairies in the game.

JasSmith,

Depends on your definition, but doesn't appear to be. The developers haven't gone out of their way to ham-fist any ideological messaging into the game, while allowing people to craft whatever character and story they like. Still, few people have actually played the game, so we won't know until it drops.

yata,

For right wingers like you minorities existing equals “ham-fisting ideological messaging into the game”.

JasSmith,

Whatever you say bro!

Dewded,

You can use the character customization to make a black man. Woke.

Zeroxxx,
@Zeroxxx@lemmy.my.id avatar

Unless there is asian option…

Neato,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

You can romance same-sex NPCs so I'd bet the right-wing would call it woke.

Zeroxxx,
@Zeroxxx@lemmy.my.id avatar

Confirmed woke then. Not hard to answer the original pic.

Aiastarei,

Beyond comedy lmao

STUPIDVIPGUY,

yeah thats gotta be a KenM style satire, too stupid to

Zeroxxx,
@Zeroxxx@lemmy.my.id avatar

Yep, says woke people.

lingh0e,

Define “woke” and explain why you are using it as a derogatory.

Aceticon,

Shit man, that means even the original WoW was pretty woke with all the same sex avatar simulating rubbing on Ironforge.

Given all the cross-species simulated sex going on (like dwarfs doing it with elves), same sex, different sexes, thresomes and more-somes it was hugelly woke even by today’s “standards”.

Neato,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

Most things are "woke" by modern bigots. That's OK. We should always points out to conservatives that most things are woke so they GTFO and leave us alone.

Aceticon,

Oh, man, you misread me like crazy.

There are a lot more than only 2 viewpoints on anything of any complexity, such as social issues.

0U714W,

The only people concerned about wokeness are the same exact people who perpetuate the same old White Fright/Satanic Panic insane conservative bigotry. If you have to ask, yes, Baldur’s Gate is woke. That game is SO woke it will actually FORCE your children to turn into gay black trans ANTIFA supersoldiers hellbent on eradicating America. If you don’t want to play a woke game, do not play Baldur’s Gate 3. Don’t play the first two either - I did as a child, and now I make sarcastic posts trying to piss off humanity’s worst. BG has always been a video game series intent on pushing the librulgenda.

Roundcat,
@Roundcat@kbin.social avatar

I may have seen a woman in it.

Introversion,

And lived to tell of it!? gasp! /s

STUPIDVIPGUY, in "Woke people are saying non-woke games are woke to boycott non-woke entertainment", wtf?

woke doesn’t even mean anything anymore

keenkoon,

for gamers, woke = minority.

There’s a gay person in my game? Woke

A black man or woman is the protagonist? Woke

Tigbitties,
@Tigbitties@kbin.social avatar

It must be hard for them to live in the real world.

keenkoon,

“I can’t believe they made real life political!”

BradleyUffner,

It must be hard for them to live in the real world.

They don’t live in the real world. They live in some conservative fantasy land manifested through sheer force of hatred and bigotry.

NounsAndWords,

It actually means a lot of things. Because it’s a dogwhistle.

Neato,
@Neato@kbin.social avatar

At this point it's a train whistle but the bigots have been hearing it so long they're deaf.

CynAq,
@CynAq@kbin.social avatar

True. Might as well be a foghorn.

who8mydamnoreos,

Just a modern dog whistle, used by the worst among us.

thesprongler,

Wait, amongus is woke now??

JackbyDev,

Yes, they refused to violate the Geneva Convention, just more woke big government trying to wokify gamr

yata,

It never meant anything. It is just a slur word invented by right wingers for when they face repercussions for their bigotry. They regularly switch out the word when they think it has outlived its usefulness. Older terms were PC and SJW. None of them meant anything.

PunnyName, (edited )

Used to be it meant “not asleep”, in that you were aware of social injustices: a la “wake up sheeple!”

But it was co-opted by right-wingers as a catch-all term like “political correctness”, and has since lost the original meaning.

JackbyDev,

It was around the 2016 US presidential campaign when the shift happened.

GeneralEmergency, in "Woke people are saying non-woke games are woke to boycott non-woke entertainment", wtf?

What having zero personality does to a motherfucker

cmbabul,

Also constantly being bombarded with propaganda from the day we’re born. Some folks figure it out, others fall in line with it

MxM111,
@MxM111@kbin.social avatar

What?

PunnyName, (edited )

Bitching about everyone being “woke” = having no personality.

Because they’re just a parrot, with less charisma or intellect than an actual parrot.

JackbyDev,

🦜 RAAAAHHH Go woke go broke go woke go broke

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