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Alico, in The second type doesn’t exist

I can’t believe they targeted gamers…

jontree255, in What up kings?
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I did 3 tours in a MW2 lobby. AMA

Maggoty, in stupid tonedeaf Devs again showing that they have no f@cking clue what made their old games so popular among Fans in the first Place.

They’re fixing the wrong things. It’s a case of survival bias. Everyone always complains about bugs. So they try to improve but miss getting rid of the parts that actually made people put the game down and walk away.

z3n0x, in time to game
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“Warning: Hull integrity failure imminent! Abandon ship!”

blazeknave, in king

Fuck yeah!

tux, in stupid tonedeaf Devs again showing that they have no f@cking clue what made their old games so popular among Fans in the first Place.

I’m cautiously optimistic for the game. But either A) they’re lying out of their ass or B) they got rid of all the cool stuff like a live background world, any sort of AI, etc. Or C) they made a huge evolutionary step forward (for Bethesda).

Guess we’ll find out

Geek_King, in stupid tonedeaf Devs again showing that they have no f@cking clue what made their old games so popular among Fans in the first Place.

I’ve played enough Bethesda games to know that they’re like the Final Fantasy series, but instead of reoccuring themes or characters like Cid, or moogles, it’s reoccuring weird ass janky-ness and bugs.

For instance, I fully expect NPCs to walk stiffly as if they have a broom stick ALL THE WAY UP THEIR BUT. Random performance issues, and maybe even some crashes to desktop for flavor.

I’ll wait and see how it’s received, just like with Cyberpunk 2077, I don’t see what the hype prior to release is about. Wait and see, that’s the smart play.

firipu, in It's a shame Nintendo had to hire a white woman to play Urbosa. If only black people were real 😔

That’s hairism my dude.

She has red hair, just like Urbosa. In hyrule, races are defined by hairtones.

mealworms, in Incoming 4 paragraph Steam Review bombs

gamer genocide

csolisr, in Incoming 4 paragraph Steam Review bombs

Still haven’t removed the Mike Z source code from the game, still not touching it

jontree255,
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What’s the deal with that code? I’m not familiar.

csolisr,

Skullgirls’ engine, a.k.a. the Z-Engine, was primarily made by a certain Mike Zaimont, who ended up being not only a chronic sexual harasser, but also an exploitative boss to his employees. So much so, that the development of Skullgirls was eventually moved out of Zaimont’s company, Lab Zero Games, into a new company formed by his former employees, Future Club Games. The only problem being that Future Club still uses the Z-Engine, apparently because reimplementing the entire game in a different engine is economically unfeasible (unlike, apparently, going through all of the artwork of the game with a fine comb to make it less Nazi and less sexualized). Same goes for another game to which Lab Zero licensed the engine to, Them’s Fighting Herds (a.k.a. the offbrand MLP fighter).

TimeIncarnate,

reimplementing the entire game in a new engine is economically unfeasible

This is equivalent to literally making the game from scratch and changing some art assets is no where near as complex and time-consuming as that would be.

Kovu, in They attacked gamers! GAMERS!
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this shit is so fucking funny

TugOfWarCrimes, in They attacked gamers! GAMERS!

I mean, as a long time D&D player, this would be a pretty accurate adaptation of some of the tables I’ve played at.

Kichae,

Bears are child's play. I still can't clean my brain of the day my DM got the object of his unrequited love to play out his sex fantasy in front of her boyfriend by getting her to yes-and yerself into a liason with a DM-insert dragon.

TugOfWarCrimes,

Disgusting. People like that are the reason that No D&D is better than bad D&D.

Kichae,

But, like, what if it's just been a really long time since you've played D&D, and you're just really lonely, and long to feel the touch of a 20 sided polygon?

JBloodthorn,
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Every single one that I've ran, that didn't rule it out in session zero. Or in the rules of the convention.

TugOfWarCrimes,

This exactly. I make a note of ruling out things like this at session zero when I DM and also help others to identify their limits. I’ve had people ask why I make such a big deal out of it and my answer is always “because I’ve seen what happens if I don’t.”

JBloodthorn,
@JBloodthorn@kbin.social avatar

“because I’ve seen what happens if I don’t.”

I think I've made this exact statement at least once. For sure I did for my last table.

Sniatch, in Is this the ideal female body?

I saw this post and was like wtf is this and why are people upvoting this. Then I realized it’s gamingcirclejerk. Now I’m happy you guys are coming over to lemmy :D loved the sub

keenkoon,

what do you mean by “wtf is this”? This is the ideal female body, of course 🥵

Fanfpkd, in Does anybody know which mortal kombat character is this?

Sub Cheadle

altima_neo, in They attacked gamers! GAMERS!
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And foot licking!

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