CorrodedCranium, 
I’m wet and sitting in on my bedroom floor. I’m in the bath now
Decoy321, (edited ) Why do you have a bathtub in your bedroom?
tal, 
I would assume that the bathtub is in the bathroom, and two feet over is across an interior wall and in a bedroom.
Decoy321, Indeed, that would be a reasonable assumption. But then how would I make my silly joke?!
stoy, (edited ) My head would fuse with my chest of drawers, the rest of my body would fall limply to the floor about 70cm below, if my head fusing with my furniture didn’t kill me, then the fall could break my neck, it would absoluetely make the chest of drawers fall over me which absolutely could crush my neck.
So, please do not do this when I am in bed.
Lucidlethargy, My dog and I are now one. We have become, dogperson. All the bipedability of a person, with the infinite compassion of a dog. We are unstoppable.
DragonTypeWyvern, actually just turns into werewolf, hungry for flesh
Transporter_Room_3, 
Ed… Ward…
weariedfae, Depends on where the stud is. I think if it is between studs I’ll only have all of my limbs sliced off.
I_poop_from_there, My ass hits the asphalt at 120km/h, not entirely sure I will still be capable of pooping from there after that.
Ticklemytip, I am sitting in the empty bus seat next to me. This is a slight annoyance because I prefer sitting next to the window.
Trainguyrom, I’d be teleported onto my wife, which would be fine except she’s finally sleeping after a few nights of not sleeping well so I’d be in big trouble for waking her
Two2Tango, I’ve just been teleported out of bed horizontally. My lower half falls 2 feet but I hit my head on the nightstand on the way down and end up a crumpled mess on the floor
netchami, I’m suffocating in a wall I guess
Gallardo994, That’s about 0.6 meters as of freedomless units of measure.
Dunno, I guess I’ll be on the other side of the bed.
kattenluik, It’s upsetting there’s no ruling here or on any subs about having to specify country or units of measurement.
mnemonicmonkeys, I am now clipping through a cafe table, emotionally scarring the other patrons by dying from bifurcation in front of them
myfaceistupid, I am now sitting on the exact same bench in the exact same position except two feet to the left
Fishbrine, Same, except on a couch
SHITPOSTING_ACCOUNT, Same, except it’s a sofa and I’d have the TV remote up my ass.
Treczoks, I fall on my butt if you don’t teleport the chair with me.
Tier1BuildABear, 
I would be in my bed because I’m laying on my left side and have a thick bed
And009, Trapped in the storage
RampantParanoia2365, I’m now merged with my dog. I either have 30 seconds to live or some interesting new abilities.
lightnsfw, Ed…Ward… Ed…ward. Big Brother.
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