phoneymouse, I am no longer in the hot tub, but dropped on cold hard concrete.
lazycouchpotato, 
Currently on the left-most side of the couch. If I teleport 2 feet to the left, I’d immediately fall onto the floor.
Afflictedlife, Scared the shit out of the cat sitting in that spot
BenLeMan, Pooping in the shower. What else is new?
AVincentInSpace, My head and torso are inside my bedroom wall but my legs are not.
SirQuackTheDuck, So you’re an NPC in an average AAA-game?
wrekone, I’m having a very hard time picturing how this could happen. Are your legs growing out of your right side?
AVincentInSpace, I was lying down and defined my left as what would be my left of I were sitting up. If I had actually been teleported two feet to my left I would have ended up under my bed, and possibly intersecting the floor
cordlesslamp, in the next apartment’s bedroom, which belongs to a 70 year old lady who insisted that I need to eat more fruits (she always has some fruits ready to give out every time she sees me).
AgentGrimstone, Land on my ass
Hasart, Dead I guess, bricked inside wall
Nyanix, 
I am now sitting in my wife’s chair at her computer. Well, I guess I had some troubleshooting to do anyway…
csm10495, 
I’m midway through the wall and no longer on the toilet.
DarkDiamondK, 
I’m in a closet with way too many clothes and also no longer on the toilet
Fedizen, fall off my bed
RampantParanoia2365, I’m now merged with my dog. I either have 30 seconds to live or some interesting new abilities.
lightnsfw, Ed…Ward… Ed…ward. Big Brother.
Tier1BuildABear, 
I would be in my bed because I’m laying on my left side and have a thick bed
And009, Trapped in the storage
Treczoks, I fall on my butt if you don’t teleport the chair with me.
myfaceistupid, I am now sitting on the exact same bench in the exact same position except two feet to the left
Fishbrine, Same, except on a couch
SHITPOSTING_ACCOUNT, Same, except it’s a sofa and I’d have the TV remote up my ass.
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