What would you rather eat a poop flavored chocolate, or chocolate flavored poop?

spittingimage, 7 months ago

I choose to fling them both at the person serving me this atrocity, then punch him in the kidneys while he’s distracted.

outer_spec, 7 months ago

chocolate-flavored poop. If it’s 100% indistinguishable from a chocolate bar, this is probably just poop from a unicorn or some other mythical beast that only poops wholesome things.

NeoNachtwaechter, 7 months ago

What a shitty question! 😂

Damaskox, 7 months ago

Easy.
Poop flavored chocolate.

Chances are, it would be more healthy (unless deliberately using poop itself as an ingredient).

Emperor, 7 months ago

Wouldn’t chocolate-flavoured poop just be like a chocolate mousse with some sweetcorn sprinkled in? I’d definitely eat that rather than the thing that tastes like actual shit.

RGB3x3, 7 months ago

Yeah, but you’d rather eat actual shit than bad tasting chocolate?

Not_Alec_Baldwin, 7 months ago

Yeah I’m as confident about the shit chocolate as this guy is about the chocolate shit.

Emperor, 7 months ago

Chocolate flavoured shit.

mrbubblesort, 7 months ago

So I've have the cat poop coffee (Kopi Luwak) before and it was absolutely revolting, tasted nothing like coffee. So probably poop flavored chocolate is the way to go.

shroomaroomboom, 7 months ago

Is mr-satan the king of scat 🤔

jacobaaron, 7 months ago

Strangely had this thought earlier today because I got asked this back in the day but definitely eat the chocolate

slazer2au, 7 months ago

Nice try, I am lactose intolerance so if I eat the first my body will produce the second rather quickly.

Pons_Aelius, 7 months ago

If I had a choice, neither.

MedicPigBabySaver, 7 months ago

Chocolate. Can hold my nose. Huge portion of taste comes from scent.

over_clox, 7 months ago

I dunno, do we get to try samples of both?

vlad76, 7 months ago

If you mix them, they cancel each other out.

gregorum, 7 months ago

In what way? Because there a lot of bad things about poo other than the taste.

vlad76, 7 months ago

In a joking way. It was a goof.

orangeNgreen, 7 months ago

Great question Mr. Satan. I’d probably say the poop flavored chocolate, simply because it is chocolate and not poop.

Delphia, 7 months ago

Nobody ever got Dysentery or Cholera from poop flavored chocolate.

ccunning, 7 months ago

I’m pretty sure no one’s ever gotten dysentery or cholera from chocolate flavored poop either.

Correct me if I’m wrong…

ivanafterall, 7 months ago

That's how my grandpappy went.

Delphia, 7 months ago

I was there, I seent it!

circuitfarmer, 7 months ago

Not that different from the gross flavored jelly beans that used to be sold

DerpyPoint, 7 months ago

Definitely chocolate because poop is full of germs

ivanafterall, 7 months ago

Not my poop.

Son_of_dad, 7 months ago

Wash it first