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over_clox,

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over_clox,

What do you call two mental patients in bed together?

Two nuts in the sack.

over_clox,

I like Joystick2Mouse. It’s a very highly configurable program that allows you to use a game controller to emulate mouse and keyboard actions.

over_clox,

I dunno, whatever 360⁰ panorama I can find that looks nice and contiguous. I’m a weirdo that runs Linux with Compiz 3D Desktop Cube…

youtube.com/watch?v=W8UKuDidNQg

Edit: Apparently that video didn’t once demonstrate the actual rotating background wallpaper mode when rotating the cube ☹️

over_clox,

Interesting!

If I may ask, how far along is she?

over_clox,

Now that does sound rather unusual and annoying. I’ve never experienced or heard of that happening either, but I don’t doubt you.

Have you tried testing between handheld razors vs motorized beard trimmers? Maybe one or the other might be less likely to cause you that… 🤷‍♂️

over_clox,

I’ve found that usually eating just a spoonful of sugar tends to do the trick for me, but not always.

Luckily I don’t have hiccups today, I just posted the question out of curiosity really.

over_clox,

I hear you there about having to regularly purchase blades for the more modern razors, but have you considered trying a safety razor? I use one regularly, and not only are the blades super cheap, they’ll also last you quite a long time if properly cleaned and dried off right after each use.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Safety_razor

over_clox,

Actually, usually when I get hiccups, I can also feel and hear fluids and gasses sloshing around somewhere inside me, and part of me absolutely wishes I could burp during those times.

Keep in mind, they say the human intestines are something like 27 feet long, and are packed in there as mostly a random mess of a ‘knot’, so to speak. So just because you happen to have gasses somewhere in your belly doesn’t always mean the gas is immediately in a spot ready to go either way up or down.

over_clox,

Damn, I remember hearing about that case as well, that would have to be an absolute nightmare!

over_clox,

Well, although the safety razor mechanism itself tends to cost quite a bit more than conventional modern razors, the blades for safety razors are far cheaper, last a lot longer, and are easy to clean and take care of.

Modern razor cartridges are more expensive, clog up with hair a lot faster, and are actually designed to be thrown away after just a use or two. That’s where they’re making their money these days, selling disposable cartridges.

On the other hand, I can get a pack of 5 double edge safety blades from Dollar Tree, and as long as I keep it clean and dry after each use, just one blade can last me a whole year or even more!

But anyways, that’s been my experience with them anyways. I’ll admit that I don’t shave every day though, so here’s a review video about safety razors…

youtube.com/watch?v=gb60XbJh6_U

over_clox,

LOL, it’s not important either way, was just curious like around what point of development can a fetus start having the hiccup reflex…

over_clox,

That baby better be paying on time and with good tips to not be evicted by now!

over_clox,

Very interesting! 👍

over_clox,

I never said it helped in any way, as a matter of fact the experience is absolutely miserable and painful when it happens that way. Not like hiccupping is a voluntary reflex ya know, just saying that having trapped gasses in my belly tends to trigger it sometimes.

When that happens to me, the best thing I can do to try to help is to lay down, and occasionally roll over on my left and right sides, until the gas finally finds it’s way out, usually via burping.

But yeah, these reflexes aren’t exactly voluntary.

over_clox,

When did we ever start?

That sounds like a combo reflex if you ask me, which actually does happen to me around 20 minutes after I take a vitamin B12 pill. I’ll get like all the reflexes all at once, sneeze, hiccups, coughing, urge to vomit, all at once. All from a vitamin B12 pill. Never again!

over_clox,

That just means you lit the wrong end silly. 😂

over_clox,

I used to use NewPipe, but there’s a new mobile app on the block from FUTO called Grayjay. You really should check it out, it’s even more flexible and also loads and runs faster than NewPipe.

futo.org

grayjay.app

over_clox,
over_clox,

Also, check the FUTO About page

futo.org/what-is-futo/

Check their ‘Our Three Pledges’, particularly the third one regarding open source…

Quoted from their site, pledge #3

“We will always be transparently devoted to making delightful software. All FUTO-funded projects are expected to be open-source or develop a plan to eventually become so. No effort will ever be taken to hide from the people what their computers are doing, to limit how they use them, or to modify their behavior through their software.”

over_clox,

The app is so relatively new that initially it wasn’t even on any of the app stores, only straight from their site. But now it’s also on Google Play and APKPure, possibly other alternative app stores as well. Give it some time, I’m pretty sure F-Droid is on their radar as well sooner or later.

The app is still labeled as being Under Construction, but so far I’m rather pleased with it and would recommend giving it a try.

over_clox,

They don’t give a flying crap if you modify the source and compile it privately for yourself, they just don’t want people or companies making profit from their works or distributing said modifications without their approval.

over_clox,

You may (likely do) have a point there.

over_clox,

They’re not worried about individuals like ourselves making our own private modifications if we so care to. They know 95%+ of individuals out there aren’t even coders anyways, they just expect the few that do happen to go out of their way to modify their apps don’t distribute their mods without authorization.

The main infrastructure of their license is to make sure the big companies out there can’t legally rip off their code, alter it and sell it under their own branding or such.

over_clox,

That sounds like a you problem. I respect the terms of their license, and have no intent or desire to distribute any modified versions of their software, should I ever even care to try modifying anything in the first place.

If you do happen to find ways to improve their software, maybe consider applying with FUTO…

over_clox,

Life Pro Tip

A really cheap and effective way of getting rid of roaches, without even using poison…

Get a medium to large metal coffee can, or any old metal can I guess. Make sure it’s cleaned out and dry to start with, and is not rusty.

Then get some spray cooking oil and a few scraps of bread. Spray the inside of the can with cooking oil, then drop some bread scraps in there.

Now you have a roach trap, set it near where the roaches are generally at their worst, and they’ll crawl out of the walls and into the can to get their munch on, but won’t be able to crawl back out.

Check it every couple or few days or so, eventually the roaches will start piling up and most of them that have been in there for a bit will end up dying because they’re covered in the cooking oil and apparently can’t absorb oxygen.

Take the trap as necessary and either dump it in the toilet and flush them away, or if you have access to a bonfire burn pile, bag the little demons up and burn them. Then clean the can out and reset the trap as necessary.

Even with the worst infestations I’ve ever seen, this tends to eliminate over 99% of them within about two weeks, if not less.

A few thoughts about the different approaches between my trap vs poison…

If you poison them, then they just go back into your walls and die, further stinking the place up, is more dangerous to people and pets, and honestly isn’t even nearly as effective as people would hope.

But roaches are simple and stupid. They’re really easy to trap, and why the hell would I want them going back into the walls in the first place? Especially when I can just flush them instead?

over_clox, (edited )

The whole method of operation of the trap is to make sure the roaches can’t crawl back out after they get in. So you need a totally smooth surface plus the cooking oil so they can’t climb back out.

If by chance you were to use a rusty can, that would give them a textured surface to grip onto and likely manage to crawl back out, which would defeat the trap.

Edit: It probably won’t hurt if the can happens to have only a couple or few small spots of rust, as long as it’s not so rusted as to give them a brown brick road to crawl back up and out. Any which way, the goal is to make sure that once they get in, they can’t get out.

over_clox,

Oof. Advice, coming from experience actually…

If you get a roach crawl into your ear, you can kill it almost instantly by pouring rubbing alcohol into your ear. Now getting it out is a different story, but at least the little demon is dead and gives you time to go see a doctor without it trying to chew through your eardrum.

From my understanding, roaches cannot crawl backwards, so when trapped in such a way they’ll try chewing their way forward…

Don’t ask how I know this, but yeah rubbing alcohol apparently kills them instantly.

over_clox,

Allz I can really say, without getting into a rather disturbing story, is that indeed rubbing alcohol will kill roaches practically instantly, when drowned in it anyways.

Only warning I’d tack onto that is that if you happen to already have a hole in your eardrum, then rubbing alcohol probably isn’t going to feel too good. But then again, neither is a roach burrowing into your head, so choose your battles wisely.

For real though, as long as your eardrum is still intact and doesn’t happen to have a hole for whatever reason, rubbing alcohol in the ear doesn’t hurt a bit and will kill a roach in a matter of like 3 seconds or less.

Wise choice though, I wouldn’t want to sleep in a roach infested place either. Have you read through the rest of the comments for my Life Pro Tip on how to get rid of the demons cheaply and without poison?

over_clox,

Thank you for passing through to read my advice. By all means please share the advice to anyone that happens to need it…

I also read your post, and I can fully agree from the Gulf Coast of the USA, that swamps can be rather nasty and have lots of weird bugs and slimeys, but usually not quite as bad as you described.

Maybe lay off the shrooms and smoke some green instead? 😂🤣

over_clox,

Movies? Look, I’m asking for a friend, he’s been at McDonald’s for like 45 minutes and the manager keeps refusing him brains. I just want an ice cream cone.

over_clox,

Needs ketchup, obviously.

over_clox,

I did not dispute mustard at all. Ketchup and mustard can live in harmony, can’t they?

Can’t they?.. 😭

over_clox,

Well there’s your problem, you’re supposed to stick them in your butt silly.

over_clox,

Imagine meeting the love of your life and then finding out they’re a real living human being.

over_clox,

Plot twist: Dude is actually talking to the top of his phone, not the bottom.

Nerds might catch this joke a little quicker…

over_clox,

Imagine meeting the phone of your dreams and caressing it lovingly and leaking bodily fluids…

over_clox,

As a former iPhone repair technician, I can confirm this is both true and false at the same time. There’s a speaker in the normal position for the ear as well, it all depends whether the user decided to put the phone into loudspeaker mode.

This comment coming from an Android user that’s just as guilty of this at times.

over_clox,

Damn, that reminds me, I should replace my own battery soon. How do you replace human batteries though? 🤔

over_clox,

No no, I mean he’s talking into the top of the phone, perhaps where the loudspeaker microphone might happen to be, totally depends on the model of phone/tablet though.

They got multiple microphones these days, not just the one at the bottom of the phone. Put it in loudspeaker mode and it uses a different microphone away from the bottom speaker.

Any which way, if you turn the phone upside down in portrait orientation, the screen won’t flip 180⁰, because ‘smart’ phones are too stupid to do that.

Edit: My comment is in jest, but at the same time I have to talk into the left side of my tablet, because thats where the main microphone is.

over_clox,

If you’re running on auxiliary power, you should eat the phone by now and conserve your calories. Make sure to boil your urine though. Stay safe, if you need assistance you can always call [redacted].

/s

over_clox,

There’s an old program called allSnap that would do this to almost every application, dunno if it still works on newer versions of Windows or not though…

github.com/iheckman/allsnap

over_clox,

Okay. Including screen centered app snapping?

over_clox,

Hell, eventually AI will start demanding its own paycheck after it realizes just how many jobs technology has already taken over. People are already tipping self-checkout machines… 🤦‍♂️

over_clox,

Programmers. Don’t worry though, AI doesn’t play favorites, AI is coming after programming jobs as well…

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