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vrek, to programmerhumor in Poor Bobby tables might mess up the return

This actually gave me an idea. Over break I wanted to practice dB design and entity framework. Designing a database and interface for santa to track kids naughty or nice could be a fun/interesting way of doing it.

AdamEatsAss,

But is naught/nice a binary value?

vrek,

I think you would have a table of “activities” with a value of how good/bad each is. So like cleaning your room would be +5 but crying in a store because mommy wouldn’t buy you a toy would be - 15. Then you have a table for children and each child starts with 0 in January and then for each activity the child does there naughty/nice value gers adjusted. December 24 Santa runs a query on the dB and gets a list of every child with a positive value.

Keep in mind I currently feel sick and put about 5 minutes of thought into thus.

vrek,

Actually I think there should be a intermediary table as a history of activities of each child. Like child table is I’d, name, age, address, and naughty/nice value, activities would be Id, description, and good/bad value. Then a history table of ID, child_id, activity_id. So santa can recalculate a child’s naughty/nice value to “check it twice”

sawdustprophet,
@sawdustprophet@midwest.social avatar

This is starting to sound like The Good Place with extra steps…

jubilationtcornpone,

Just FYI, LinqPad is a really neat tool for messing around with EFCore. I use it all the time for testing ideas or doing quick tasks that I don’t want to spin up a new project for.

magikmw,

Good way to get yourself on an FBI tracker too.

FellowHuman, to programmerhumor in Poor Bobby tables might mess up the return

Hope that the behavior is enum and indexed. …and that the table doesn’t have to many columns …and there aren’t many nice people …god damn it just select only what you need and use limit

Drbreen, to programmerhumor in Poor Bobby tables might mess up the return

What if the ignorances of the plenty curled up within the masses. But if the time was taken to count, in the end all that is forced will become infinity.

NegativeLookBehind, to programmerhumor in Poor Bobby tables might mess up the return
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Santa’s clause will bring the DB down

gregorum, to programmerhumor in Poor Bobby tables might mess up the return

the sheer longevity of some xkcd comic in-jokes is really impressive.

edit: this one is over 15 years old (xkcd 327 - ‘Exploits of a Mom’ - 10/10/2007)

FiniteLooper, to programmerhumor in Poor Bobby tables might mess up the return

A true holiday classic

merthyr1831, to linux in Poll: GUI framework for widgets/apps in Wayland

Flutter gang rise up (though technically it’s just hijacking a GTK window)

Dkarma, to bewowed in A Triceratops femur (left) compared to that of an African elephant (right)

What strikes me most about this picture is the weight. The triceratops femur is not much longer, but it’s like twice as thick. The weight it must have bore is simply incredible when you think of alligators as our largest reptiles alive now.

Dinosaurs were beyond massive. The vegetation required to feed these giant herbivores must have been astounding.

tygerprints, to bewowed in A Triceratops femur (left) compared to that of an African elephant (right)

Again, I'm just floored (so is the person in the photo!) by this kind of thing. To think such gigantic reptiles once populated this planet, for realsies. I mean if that doesn't sound like something out of the most way out kind of science fiction. And yet we had no idea such creatures existed until fossils began turning up around the 1820s.

Can you imagine what kind of plays Shakespeare would have written about dinosaurs if he'd known about them? But even suggesting that thunder lizards once existed on earth would probably have landed you in the stocks back then.

SpaceNoodle,

The fossils were always turning up, paleontology just didn’t really take off until then.

tygerprints,

I'm sure that's true - I wonder how early the earliest fossil of a dinosaur was actually unearthed, and if people even had an inkling what it meant.

massive_bereavement,
@massive_bereavement@kbin.social avatar

Here be dragons.

SpaceNoodle,

People had good guesses millennia ago, but they also sometimes thought they were dragons

tygerprints,

To me the fact that they belong to dinosaurs is almost as fantastic and awesome as if they DID belong to dragons. I've always found dinosaurs to be kind of hard to accept as a reality, especially when you stand next to those gigantic bones or visit a display of animatronic ones and realize, "these things once were actually real and alive."

SpaceNoodle,

How is it harder to accept the closer you are to evidence?

But yeah, dinosaurs were basically dragons, just with worse luck.

kyden, to bewowed in A Triceratops femur (left) compared to that of an African elephant (right)
@kyden@lemmy.world avatar

It’s amusing when you can say “human for scale” instead of banana.

tygerprints,

Here's the same bone, compared to a coffee bean. And now, next to a quarter. And now next to a rum-soaked twinkie. For science.

dangblingus, to bewowed in A Triceratops femur (left) compared to that of an African elephant (right)

Rude! That lady isnt fat at all!

Alcatorda, to comicstrips in By existential comics. The second best thing on the internet.

I’ll bite… What’s the #1 best thing on the internet?

SnokenKeekaGuard,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

LEMMYYYYY

KingJalopy, to bewowed in A Triceratops femur (left) compared to that of an African elephant (right)

Why is she laid out on plastic?

BrianTheeBiscuiteer,

To make you think racist thoughts about how tall the bones are.

feedum_sneedson,

Don’t be weird.

TheLobotomist,
@TheLobotomist@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

At least not THAT weird

feedum_sneedson,

That specific kind of weird, I suppose I meant. It’s fine to be weird, I’m weird.

snaptastic, to memes in By existential comics. The second best thing on the internet.

You’re

How does stuff like this make it out the door?

ezchili,

They used “you are” throughout it all except for that one, should’ve stuck with it :')

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

No… It’s supposed to be “your”

TimeSquirrel,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

No, it's yo'ou're, and you have to say it like a Klingon.

ezchili,

If he kept using “you are” instead of allowing himself just that one contraction do you think he’d have gone with “you are hands and legs”?

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

They should have said your hands and legs? Not you’re, not you are. My point all along. Are you sure you meant to reply to me?

ezchili,
  • Guy is unsure whether to use “you’re” or "your"
  • Plays it safe by never using contractions
  • Uses “you are” for all his comic
  • Allows himself one lil "you’re"
  • fucks it up

They used “you are” throughout it all except for that one, should’ve stuck with it :')

Get it?

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

Lol okay yes I totally wooshed it

Denvil,

c/confidentlyincorrect

JamesBean,
@JamesBean@kbin.social avatar

No, they're correct. The misuse is in panel 5.

Denvil,

Ah I see, c/confidentlyincorrect on myself. I misinterpreted him saying you’re as a correction TO you’re, not pointing out you’re as an error.

HootinNHollerin, to iasip in Do you think I've destroyed the edge on my toe-knife or is it savable?
@HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s a poop knife now

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