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Annoyed_Crabby, to memes in Kidnappers be like

I took that person but i forgot my ally.

RIP_Cheems,
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I’m in Spain without the a

Zink, to memes in Kidnappers be like
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MissJinx, to memes in Kidnappers be like
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

Fiders keepers

SandmanXC, to memes in Kidnappers be like

They saw the person and ran with it

amycatgirl, to 196 in Don't rU(wU)le
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ÙwÚ

LoamImprovement, to 196 in Don't rU(wU)le

Fuck uWu I won’t do what uWu tell me!

cupcakezealot, to 196 in Don't rU(wU)le
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this is bottom discrimination

Enkers, to 196 in Don't rU(wU)le

You can’t fking stop me!

UwU;

EmergMemeHologram,

That will be $350, please don’t do it again.

LordAmplifier,

hands over $350 bill am sowwy uwu

franklin,
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

Security, we’re going to need you over in section K2, we have a code 308, multiple violations.

LordAmplifier,

No, pwease, I pwomise I won’t do it again uwu-- AH HECK

hikikoma,

Clap em in irons boys, maybe tie em up a lil too.

franklin,
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

Security, count that as 316 too.

LordAmplifier,

Yes, please… no, I mean, please don’t, that’s so cruel~

EmergMemeHologram,

Wait a minute… holds up $350 bill… this is a fake!

LordAmplifier,

Look a bit closer, it says “real mony” right there, so it’s gotta be real :3

money

Enkers,

It says “real money”, so it must be true. Sadly all I’ve got to offer in return is sexuwual favours. (〃 ̄ω ̄〃)ゞ

LordAmplifier,

SOLD! OwO

KingThrillgore,
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The United Kingdom and Northern Ireland is the 51st UwUnited State

uriel238,
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Legal tender should absolutely be cute. Maybe to remind us that it’s for everyone and not to be taken too seriously.

lyth, to asklemmy in How come nobody ever DMs me?

you don’t have one of those DM_ME_(thing) usernames

caseyweederman,

DM_Me_Your_DMs

idiomaddict,

That would be interesting here, but it would make a sociology dissertation (in a bad way) on Reddit.

I think I behaved basically the same there and here, but the DMs I get here are all: the post we were discussing got removed, here’s the last thing I wanted to say. On Reddit, I got those, plus occasional death and doxxing threats, sometimes from a person who was pretending to have a civil conversation with me in a comments section at the same time they’re messaging me threats.

TurnItOff_OnAgain, to asklemmy in Why hasn't Disney done a live action Aristocats yet?

Those siamese cats will need a rewrite

WilfordGrimley,

Isn’t that from Lady and the Tramp? I think they did change those characters when they made the live action one.

shapesandstuff,

Nah they mean the ones playing the piano with chopticks i think. They went pretty hard on chinese stereotypes.

drolex,

I’ve seen Yo-Yo Ma at a concert and he actually plays his funny guitar with a kind of large chopstick

shapesandstuff,

You really made me look up a cellist huh? :'D

drolex,

Not to be confused with Yo Ma-Ma

shapesandstuff,

Nah that one is a master on the flute, i hear

Melatonin,

I believe “They are Siamese if you please”

ShittyBeatlesFCPres,

I liked Breakfast at Tiffany’s as a kid and I remember being 10 or 11 and realizing Mr. Yunioshi was fucked up. And then a few years later, realizing Holly Golightly is a prostitute involved with the mafia.

Parenting seems hard. I think my mom was like, “Whatever. An old Audrey Hepburn movie. It’s probably like My Fair Lady.” Nope!

cheese_greater,

What a ride this comment was :)

idiomaddict,

I’ve never seen it because I was “not like the other girls” as a kid, but holy shit. I’ve seen clips of the yellow face, but I’ve never heard anything about prostitution or the mafia. I had several friends who got really into it in middle and high school, including one whose Facebook last name she changed to golightly, so I don’t think your mom was alone in that thinking.

Now I kind of want to watch it with adult eyes, is it worth it?

mriormro, to 196 in Amer(ule)ican.
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rodolfo, (edited ) to 196 in Amer(ule)ican.

Rumiko Takahashi! An absolute humor genius. If you’re interested in her work, read literally anything drawn by miss Takahashi.

SnotFlickerman,

read literally anything.

Instructions unclear, I’m halfway through reading Moby Dick and it seems humorless.

rodolfo,

dang it, ah ah ah. don’t worry, switch immediately to urusei yatsura (a more or less correct transliteration of the original title)

praise_idleness,

Read Catcher in the rye. Who’s John Lennon and where is he?

Jimbo, to 196 in Don't rU(wU)le
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UwU

nifty, to 196 in Amer(ule)ican.
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Hey! I am offended for being described so accurately. How effing dare you.

Edit: fuck, I used the eff-word

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Mind your fucking language

RIP_Cheems,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

Hey, watch your fucking mouth

don,

How about we all just calm the fuck down

RIP_Cheems, to 196 in Don't rU(wU)le
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Is that a bet?

Kiwi_Girl,
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Bet!

RIP_Cheems,
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UWU BITCH

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