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saltnotsugar,

If it smells like poop everywhere you go, check under your own shoe.

saltnotsugar,

Not gonna lie. I’d watch a Star Trek romantic comedy called Klingon To You.

saltnotsugar,

Your chances of being shanked by a raccoon are unlikely…but never zero.

His name is Lincoln, and one day, he will be a big boy! (i.ibb.co)

This picture was taken by a good friend of mine, Jessica Coleman. It was posted with permission. Jessica is a professional photographer and journalist, and operates Lumpy Lizard Reptile, Poultry, and Animal Rescue near Edna, Texas. Her animal rescue is a registered nonprofit and operates by donation, relying on the generosity of...

saltnotsugar,

2,000 milligrams!

saltnotsugar,

Queens bishop to robot Turing 6. MEGA mate.

saltnotsugar,

Database admins HATE him

saltnotsugar,

I just feel that the International Ass Wiping Authority guidance 27881 should be followed. By standing the cheeks close slightly, which what the hell, why would I want to wipe that. I do understand the white paper, “Stank Bowl finding 87712-b” outlined the wack idea of wiping over the nuclear blast you just left introduces some risk, but it’s not significant enough to stand up and introduce additional ass closing issues.

saltnotsugar,

Ok so the Council of Auditable Shats (1998 conference) did mention this is a good hybrid deployment model.

saltnotsugar,

Look upon the cursed candy and despair.

saltnotsugar,

(Slow heavy metal music playing)

saltnotsugar,

Now I’m picturing penguins having nonstop business meetings about fish and vendor relations in Antarctica.

saltnotsugar,

Wow that’s a big bouncing animal! Kind of reminds me of-
“A mouse. Like a big mouse with a bag.”
…Good idea sir.

saltnotsugar,

Totally won’t be abused by people reposting gilded comments and posts.

saltnotsugar,

Amazon typically hasn’t been two business days consistently for years for me. I also found out many of their prices are massively inflated for certain products. A lawn mower I was considering was at least 30% more expensive than the same one on a competing website.

saltnotsugar,

See that’s the wacky thing for the mower specifically. Not only do I shop with a browser that has all cookies disabled, I must have checked on the price for the mower ten times over many months along with some alternatives and even other websites. I think they inflate the price if it’s a 3rd party vendor selling on Amazon sometimes.

saltnotsugar,

Man I can grow you some big old pumpkins, I’ll tell you what. Them ol, giant pumpkin, that ol, hit it with an ax and a million pop out, mmm hmmm.

saltnotsugar,

The sack of Rome must have been sexy as fuck.

saltnotsugar,

I’m no cat scientist but that stare indicates this feline has a VERY angry British lord as an internal monologue.

saltnotsugar,

Yes we shall have a battle. BUT NO SANDBLAST. For every sandblast I shall KILL you.

saltnotsugar,

Caramelldansen would be blaring as I pull up.

saltnotsugar,

Squad 1 will assault here, and Squad 2 will-
“Power up like in Dragon Ball Z. ^-^”
It sure as hell will not!

saltnotsugar,

I totally don’t constantly hit refresh like some kind of addict. Totally!

saltnotsugar,

CMD window pops up and closes.

saltnotsugar,

The flag of Italy but it’s secretly the star of Family Guy.

saltnotsugar,

This dude can make a portal to hell with some obsidian and a lighter.

saltnotsugar,

Uhhh…I’m conducting an experiment where…like what if there was a fire and you happened to be at the…used plant dealership.

saltnotsugar,

We now know that cars are not an effective anti-submarine countermeasure.

saltnotsugar,

Don’t forget to make eye contact while you do so!

saltnotsugar,

Sesame Street lore is pretty complex.

saltnotsugar,

Defense analyst: Okay…something something Great Wall.

saltnotsugar,

BLOODY ELL

saltnotsugar,

Photographer: Okay what screams childhood? Hmmm. Pioneer wagon wheel…and MASSIVE cigarettes.

saltnotsugar,

Mmmm…I’ll give you some two factor authentication.

saltnotsugar,

To be fair, the film is basically about a Cookie Monster, and the humans are the cookies.

saltnotsugar,

“Sir, we could use steam to power this-“
Hat.
“sigh…I’ll get the cog wheels.”

saltnotsugar,

I’m not gonna lie. I would watch the hell out of a show where wacky steam punk inventors find out about the unfortunate laws of physics and thermodynamics.

saltnotsugar,

Blood alone moves the wheels of history! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of meditation, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for greatness?

saltnotsugar,

Known for posting My Mys of Peep the Toad.

saltnotsugar,

GPT4, Write a poem about a ball sack that has a mysterious seam on it.

In realms of flesh where mysteries dwell, A ball sack’s tale I’m here to tell, Its surface smooth, yet a seam concealed, A riddle of secrets, soon revealed.

Beneath the skin, a journey untold, Where life’s enigma begins to unfold, A hidden seam, like a whispered song, Invisible threads, where wonders belong.

A vessel of life, in delicate guise, Holds the promise of love in its size, Yet, a seam’s mystery, a cryptic design, In the dance of existence, it intertwines.

Perhaps it’s a mark of life’s creation, A symbol of nature’s artful foundation, Or a reminder that within us, seams run deep, Where mysteries and stories eternally keep.

So, let us ponder this ball sack’s grace, With its hidden seam, a mystical trace, In the human tapestry, where secrets gleam, A testament to life, like a waking dream.

saltnotsugar,

Tell him…C-3PO has been a handful.

saltnotsugar,

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saltnotsugar,

I’m not surprised. The user interface for mobile has just gotten awful, and losing third party apps was the last nail in the coffin for me. Within a day I couldn’t stand the official app and went to other sites.

saltnotsugar,

I think it’s between 1 and 15, depending on factors like how tired, or if his horse girlfriend broke up with him for that dumb old stud.

saltnotsugar,

Imagine a Special Forces squad just tactically shanking the enemy with halberds as they clear the building.

saltnotsugar,

Somehow, Queen Elizabeth returned.

saltnotsugar,

There are some technologies that should remain forbidden…for the safety of all.

saltnotsugar,

“How did they get root access to the parmesan wheels!?” -Future cheese hacker film

saltnotsugar,

We’re a collaboration first company, and that’s why the “Bees in my desk!” policy works for us. Nothing brings us closer than the sudden release of bees at our corporate headquarters. Some of you will feel some resistance to the idea, but an anonymous poll overwhelmingly approved of it. We look forward to a sudden swarm at our next mandatory town hall meeting.

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