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rockerface,

Oh, that’s what everyone believes as well. Just with different definitions of “humans”

rockerface,

She’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit

rockerface,

Memes are stored in the balls

rockerface,

Might as well start making horcruxes at this point

rockerface,

Also, everyone keeps using one-letter variable names without any comments in code

rockerface,

Apparently, you did forget what piece of crap company that was lmao

rockerface,

Wait, you can’t just ask for one?

rockerface,

I sense a trap about to spring shut. But that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make. I didn’t need that much blood anyway

rockerface,

Hold up, I just thought of Eso, a character from Jujutsu Kaisen who had an ability to rot his enemies from the inside via his blood. Could it be a pun as well?

rockerface,

Surely racism must be something about racing cars /s

rockerface,

It’s a good thing, because the alternative is Oblivion

rockerface,

So if I keep gaining weight, I’ll trap even more carbon in my body! It’s a flawless plan

rockerface,

Does McDonald’s accept carbon credits though?

rockerface,

For a native Ukrainian, this is just a pattern matching between Latin and Cyrillic

rockerface,

This joke is positively ridiculous

rockerface,

Make it “Ghoti” with GH as in enough

rockerface,

The heat from the explosion halts the ice age for 5 turns. The existing glaciers melt and form an ocean, where an injured Cthulthu retreats to take a nap. The ocean will refreeze once the ice age comes back, unless something else happens to prevent it.

rockerface,

Just like Soviets helped Ukraine in the 30s, eh

rockerface,

We have switched from nuclear to chemical hazard

rockerface,

Screw it, eating plants is animal abuse. Just photosynthesize

rockerface,

You know what, go off brothers, while we’re holding their attention in Ukraine

rockerface,

Ah, a fellow rat appreciator. Welcome! (Also, I don’t think there is an official Lemmy app, or indeed official Lemmy anything. The whole point is decentralisation)

rockerface,

Everyone likes to consume content that they understand and relate to. I think any kind of media would try to adapt to its target audience, we probably notice it the most with the children’s books and cartoons because they differ the most from “adult” oriented content, on average

rockerface,

There are evolutionary benefits to fitting in for social animals, so of course children would subconsciously do that

rockerface,

BORN TO SHIT, FORCED TO BLEED

rockerface,

Hellraiser 10: The Fundraiser

rockerface,

I sure miss 5 seconds ago, when I hadn’t read this yet

rockerface,

THIS IS LITERALLY THE SIDE EFFECT OF HUMAN EVOLUTION

OUR ASSCHEEKS HAD TO EVOLVE TO ENABLE WALKING UPRIGHT AND IT CAUSED SHIT TO GET STUCK BETWEEN THEM

HUMAN GANG RISE UP (AND WALK)

P. S. DONT FORGET TO WASH YOUR HANDS AFTER SHITTING BEFORE YOU CRANK THAT HOG

rockerface,

Both problems can in theory be solved with a flamethrower

rockerface,

Reality is often disappointing

orsinov, to memes

Tom Scott is in your walls today!
@Memes

rockerface,

Things You’d Rather Not Know

rockerface,

You can’t spell H without

rockerface,

I think it’s less that biologists stopped using Latin and more that we’re running out of Latin

rockerface,

IT were probably familiar with the terms, I would guess

rockerface,

This is how Salazar Slytherin should have hidden the Chamber of Secrets

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