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jballs,

Seriously I’m 15 minutes into the history of computer generated sound and am still wondering wtf this has to do with cracking music. This is some next level autistic shit. 10/10.

jballs,

I think you personally posting more than the other Lemmings combined might have something to do with it…

jballs,

dancing is for everyone, just gotta find the right headspace

This is exactly it. I used to hate dancing because I felt that I couldn’t dance and everyone would look at me and laugh. It took a bit to realize that literally no one who is dancing is judging the other people around them. They’re just out there moving around and having a good time. You can literally walk on to a dance floor and just vaguely move around a bit bouncing your head, and you’ll fit right in.

jballs,

I heard the game is in a really good state right now. I’ve got no interest in it personally, but a friend of mine is really into it and says it’s a great game.

jballs,

Frodo: You’ve left out one of the chief characters - Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more about Sam. Frodo wouldn’t have got far without Sam.

Sam: Now Mr. Frodo, you shouldn’t make fun; I was being serious.

Frodo: So was I.

Sam: Samwise the Brave…

Gets me every time.

jballs,

Those still are some pretty fucking big hats.

jballs,

Can’t help but feel like this was written and upvoted by people sitting comfortably on the peak of the Dunning-Kruger curve.

I fully expect this comment to be downvoted, but that doesn’t make it less true.

jballs,

Not knowing the difference between a business major and an MBA illustrated my point perfectly. Nice job!

jballs,

Ah I didn’t realize you weren’t being serious. My bad. Make sure to use a /s next time to avoid confusion!

jballs,

Dave the Diver is my favorite game I’ve played this year. I don’t know what it is, but it’s just so satisfying to play.

jballs,

Yeah but in the porn world, a MILF is just a 22 year old.

jballs,

Honestly, it did kind of psychologically have that effect. I remember thinking “Damn, these people have a shit load of towels. People must be buying a lot more towels than I do. Maybe I should be replacing my towels more often.”

jballs,

What exactly is games-as-a-service? Is that like a monthly payment so you never own the game? Cause fuck that noise.

jballs,

Allows me to listen to audiobooks when I get ready in the morning. Couldn’t live without it.

jballs,

Can’t believe I had to scroll down this far to find Walmart. No one does small business destroying, union busting, supplier squeezing, and employee exploitation quite like the Walton family.

jballs,

I’ve been boycotting Walmart for over 20 years. In that time, there was only one thing I couldn’t find anywhere else but there. After buying it, I found it at Costco shortly after. I was never so happy to return an item in my entire life. I even signed for the return on the fanciest cursive “Fuck Walmart” that I could muster.

jballs,

Lemmy comments are so refreshing compared to Reddit comments. If you’re not posting within the first few minutes on a hot reddit thread, hope you enjoy being buried underneath a few thousand other comments.

jballs,

Haha I always think “oh shit, what did I say this time?”

I always check them though. Most of the time they’re good.

jballs,

I remember Conan O’Brian doing a joke about this. He said something like “Many people reported having explosive diarrhea after eating an entire family sized bag of Doritos with Olestra. Oddly enough, those eating a family sized bag of regular Doritos without Olestra… also experienced explosive diarrhea.”

He said it funnier, but that was the gist of it.

jballs,

Was this just dumb luck? Or was it in the news that he was on his death bed?

jballs,

Makes sense.

jballs,

I don’t know why I need 1 system, let alone 32 of them.

jballs,

I suspect FooBarrington might be a cat irl…

jballs,

Damn I had almost forgotten about that. You’d see a top comment that was funny and witty, only for the next comment to point out that it was a bot stealing the comment from the last time the post was made. That place is such a shit hole it’s amazing we put up for it as long as we did.

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jballs,

In 1998 I used to have to be in at 6AM.This thread is like a nice little timeline of the enshittification of America.

jballs,

56 is actually a decent amount of posts imo…

jballs,

Dammit now I gotta post something to catch up

jballs,

I would go with the first truck specifically NOT to get a penny back.

jballs,

You two are the exact type of people to get kicked out of line at the grilled cheese truck.

jballs,

Lol that’s exactly what I thought of when I made my comment

jballs,

Beautifully written. This brought tears to my eyes and now my grilled cheese is soggy.

jballs,

🎵🎶Cause I got friends in loooooowwww places🎶🎵

jballs,

Well I didn’t mean to cause a big scene. Just give me an hour and then I’ll be as high as that ivory tower that you’re livin in.

jballs,

Does Texas have something in place preventing people from getting solar? I don’t live in Texas, but my solar loan payment is a flat $200/month for 10 years then goes to $0. My buddy in Texas complains about getting $700 electrical bills, but when I recommend solar he acts like I’m recommending he cut off his left ball.

jballs,

Solar is awesome. It’s so cheap now that it’s a no brainer if you own a house that you’re planning on staying in for any decent amount of time. It’s cheaper than paying the electric company in most cases, and if you have a battery then it’s more reliable as well.

jballs,

Once they fully implement eyeball tracking to determine if you’re actually looking at ads, we’re all doomed.

jballs,

I’m close to that too, but I think mine was 13 years. The weird thing that I’ve noticed is that most of the time I was on Reddit, almost no one I talked to in real life used Reddit. I struggled for years to try to get people to check the site out. Now that I left, I swear I hear someone I know mention Reddit exponentially more often. The average person doesn’t give a damn about how shitty the platform has become, because they weren’t around to see what it used to be. The average person WANTS to see ads interspersed with their cookie cutter content with stupid ass features like chat and followers. Good riddance.

jballs,

The idea of installing Linux on a grandparent’s computer is just asking for trouble. I convinced my father in law to give a Chromebook a try since he mostly just uses his computer to get online and boy, was that tricky. The average person has no idea what an Operating System is and will call you the minute they can’t install a new program for some reason.

jballs,

I feel like there’s a curve of where this could work. For the extremely technically illiterate or technically literate, you’d be ok. But for the middle chunk of the population, it’d be more confusing than it’s worth.

jballs,

Could you imagine if RPGs introduced the concepts of paying rent, taxes, student loan payments, and compound interest? Jesus fuck that would be depressing.

jballs,

That just reminded me that one pizza place used to deliver $4 pizzas to the dorms back in the day. Damn those were good times.

jballs,

I will be posting 1 upvote (mine) and 0 comment posts until I die instead of choosing to be productive.

jballs,

That reminded me of a time at work where some testing on our project required opening some large XML files. We were using Notepad++ to open them and format them so we could easily examine them. My boss complained about how bad Notepad++ sucked because it was sooooo slooooow to open.

I checked his computer and it turned out that while he would close Notepad++, he never actually closed the file tabs. So every time he opened a new file, it was adding to the hundreds of open XML files. He was literally opening several GBs of XML files every time he launched the app. Frankly, it made me even more impressed with Notepad++ because I would have assumed most other apps would’ve been crushed.

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jballs,

Haha I’m guessing he was just in an argumentative mood and assumed all replies would be fighting with him. Sometimes that adrenaline kicks in when you see an Inbox notification.

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