Win.

Hyperreality, 10 months ago

I get that women don't feel safe rejecting guys openly, but it's pretty sad to realise they're that scared of you.

I mean, you start questioning what you did to scare them. Was it how you looked at them? Was it how you're dressed, the hammer, the way you asked them out, ... ?

dodgy_bagel, 10 months ago

The brownish red stains on the sleeves usually do it for me.

WarmSoda, 10 months ago

Shows you’re a hard worker

WarmSoda, 10 months ago

Definitely the hammer. I’ve had some success with a power drill.

illectrility, 10 months ago

I always bring a power station and drill when they speak. If I can’t hear it, I wasn’t rejected.

Works for traffic stops, too.

Hank, 10 months ago

Polt twist: OP got rejected because of his weight

Kosove, 10 months ago

Doesn’t matter; had pizza.