Highly suspicious if you ask me
TokenBoomer, Can we nominate this for thread of the week/year? This is everything I want from the internet. 🛜
possiblylinux127, Not to mention feeding the poor and curing the blind.
MacNCheezus, 
Destabilized the economy by providing free goods and services of mysterious origin, taking away business from doctors and farmers
MonsiuerPatEBrown, You can’t have Jesus without sus at the end
VulKendov, 
It was Moses that called for an air drop of food, Jesus just kinda fed people with a few loaves of bread and a couple of fish.
MacNCheezus, True, true.
“Destroyed local economy by flooding the market with an oversupply of free bread and fish”, how does that sound?
hakunawazo, (edited ) Not to forget, he confiscated means of transportation.
Go your way into the village over against you: and as soon as ye be entered into it, ye shall find a colt tied, whereon never man sat; loose him, and bring him.
And if any man say unto you, Why do ye this? say ye that the Lord hath need of him; and straightway he will send him hither.
CIA_chatbot, Man he was the best, a living legend in the field
ininewcrow, 
They placed a cross instead of a star on the memorial wall
Kidplayer_666, Probably ussr though. He wanted stuff like sharing and such, all commie ideas
MacNCheezus, Jesus wanted people to share voluntarily though. Commies want people to share at gunpoint.
Kidplayer_666, Half the way towards being a commie is most of the way
MacNCheezus,
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