Scubus

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Scubus,

I realize you’re joking, but there is no way an AI of that scale would be even slightly effected by a solar flare.

Are you effected by a solar flare? No? So in theory an AI could upload itself into your meat suit and have the same protections?

Anything you can do, an AI can do better. And anything that is possible to survive, an AI can survive better.

Scubus,

Just because you are bad at utilizing your brain doesn’t mean an AI would be bound to those restrictions. The brain is actually an incredibly powerful computer.

Scubus,

Bruh 30F is slightly cold to you? It’s below freezing

Scubus,

Not a problem for me lmao. No one I talk to uses apple products because we have self respect

Scubus,

What did she do? I don’t read the articles due to pay-walls, adblock restrictions, click bait, and shitty mobile portals.

Scubus,

Must’ve fought akainu

Scubus,

Honestly the only way to stop the isreal-hamas war is to glass all of gaza

Scubus,

I get that, but we’re all destined to die. Better to die to anaesthetic than to a bear right? It seems about the most peaceful way to go

Scubus,

Do they quantum teleport the dick? Because insertion… involves movement?

Scubus,

LMAO that just takes me to a gonewild post

Scubus,

Lmao

Yep, stone the gays, super moral /s

Scubus,

No, I see the perspective. I just think it’s laughable to attempt to push religious moralism as any sort of modern moral allignment because religious morals are ridiculous. If you can’t quote the morals from the bible, you shouldn’t push for people following the morals from the bible. And if you can quote the morals from the bible, you wouldn’t be advocating for them.

Basically, anyone arguing that morals derive from religion is arguing in bad faith.

Scubus,

Does a casual “nice” count as sexual harassment?

Scubus,

Thanks for the input, honestly didnt expect a serious response.

I asked because my family is really weird. We’re very… open? Sexual jokes are very common 'round these parts

Scubus,

Nothing beats O.o and :/ for me

Scubus,

I gotchu

Scubus,

NO ONE ESCAPES

Scubus,

Don’t kinkshame

Scubus,

I thought you werent supposed to talk about it?

Scubus,

Next time, instead of asking if someone is pregnant, just ask if they are anodyne expectorant.

Scubus,

Wait, you are the doctor

Scubus,

This was the first thing i thought of. They also come as fireworks that will launch the little guy into the sky and pretty much always get him stuck in a tree. 9/10 would recommend

Does alien.top do anything other than mirror reddit comments?

I have just realised that alien.top seems to be mirroring reddit accounts, posts and comments, without labelling them as such. What is the point of this one way mirroring? As soon as users realise, they are going to just leave. There is no point having a discussion with a bot that cannot respond.

Scubus,

Can confirm, using connect the account is not marked but their posts are. Definitely seems to be a connect bug. Shame, connect has been pretty much perfect so far.

Scubus,

Ah yes. I, too, exist merely out of spite lmao

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    Scubus,

    But you’re not straight and the people making the movies and shows likely are. Therefore, since you’re not part of the group, you don’t get to object to their lack of any gay characters.

    You see why that line of reasoning is being ridiculed?

    Scubus,

    It’s the fortune-fortune no mi

    Scubus,

    For me personally, i think it’s cringe because pennywise would destroy hannibal. It’s not even a contest. I doubt he’d even have to bust out the deadlights, but if he did, it would instantly be over.

    Scubus,

    Is rich a race?

    Scubus,

    Truly thou art a diety

    Scubus,

    string taco = variable.ToString()[variable.ToString().Length - 1];

    If (taco == “0” || taco == “2” || taco == “4” || taco == “6” || taco == “8”)

    return true;

    else

    return false;

    Im something of a coding master myself

    Scubus,

    Just realised i fucked up and am checking them as strings instead of chars ¯_(ツ)_/¯

    Scubus,

    And thats why jesus christ is my nigga

    Scubus,

    Why was he hanging out in a womens bathroom?

    Scubus,

    Asias first attempt at rocketry (c. 1947)

    Scubus,

    A Regular Day In The Life Of The American

    You wake up in the morning to the sound of your padded alarm clock going off. You remove your one thin sheet, after all, it could suffocate someone if air couldnt pass through it. You think about when it used to be legal to use pillows, those were good days.

    As you start to get ready for school, you begin to tape your pants together, as is tradition since belts got banned. You pull your shirt on and the fibers get stuck in your beard that you havent been able to shave in years.

    You walk the several miles to school, and think to yourself that the air smells a lot better since all vehicles were banned. Your teacher starts to tell you to take out your pencils, until she remembers. She must not’ve gotten enough sleep last night. You shrug, it has been cold this winter.

    Scubus,

    I dunno about you and yours, but my babies come from the stork with arms

    Scubus,

    Not much of a slippey slope when his exact words were “ban all lethal weapons”

    If he meant guns, he should’ve said that.

    You post something mindnumbingly stupid and people are going to ridicule you.

    Scubus,

    Dammit

    🎵Imma beat off a guy, imma beat off a guy🎵

    Scubus,

    God dammit oklahoma, why you always gotta make me ashamed to live here? We really are just the worst at everything.

    Scubus,

    Narwhals, narwhals

    Swimming in the ocean

    Causing a commotion

    Because they are so awesome

    Narwhals, narwhals

    They’re pretty big and pretty white

    They’d beat a polar bear in a fight

    They’re like an underwater unicorn

    They’ve got a kickass facial horn

    They’re the jedi of the sea

    They’ll stop cthulhu from eating ye

    Narwhals, they are narwhals

    Narwhals

    Just don’t let them touch your balls

    Scubus,

    Guys such a baller he teleported his sword into his other hand

    Scubus,

    Makes me think of yahweh

    Scubus,

    Damn technology, you scary

    Scubus,

    Just feel your screen /s

    Scubus,

    This is already a feature in connect, so it shouldnt be hard to implement.

    Scubus,

    Nah, light escapes

    Scubus,

    Bruh i have a phenominal body, and a rare blood type that makes me resistant to pretty much everything. You can totally have my body as long as you’re willing to properly dispose of the upper bits.

    Scubus,

    https://giphy.com/gifs/tnYri4n2Frnig

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