Resol

Resol, 9 months ago

Google is now my least favorite company.

Resol, 9 months ago

I was born on the same year, mate. I never even heard of it until the Wii was on its way out. Blame the place I live in for this.

Resol, 9 months ago

Just don’t grow up and you won’t have that problem.

Resol, 9 months ago

I can’t wait for Meta to announce torso.

Resol, 9 months ago

It’s simple, you threw the bucket of holy water at it. Buckets destroy Xboxes.

If you pour the water regularly, it’ll be good for another save file of the “Bible Game”.

Just… make sure to dry the thing before you turn it on.

Resol, 9 months ago

I think you mean “how to polish a turd”

Resol, 9 months ago

I thought the N version only gets rid of the Media Player application

Resol, 9 months ago

Fandom has since become one of my least favorite websites, simply because of the ads, and the “Honest Trailers” videos that automatically show up (and follow you) regardless of the topic of the page you’re on, not to mention that their mobile site is pure garbage. It’s just pure garbage, alright.

And I’m a person who browses Logopedia regularly, which is still hosted on Fandom. Boo. Thank goodness the Minecraft Wiki left that.

Resol, 9 months ago

Bust out the white paint and pour it all over the paper

Resol, 9 months ago

I’d have to stop thinking first.

Resol, 9 months ago

Wait, Spotify? Don’t you mean “a pile of garbage”?

I have to be honest, I hate this thing even with the paid plan. Everything sounds so compressed.

Resol, 9 months ago

Even if it was free, I wouldn’t use it. I’d rather not waste hours of my time in there. And yes, I had that opinion before Musk bought Twitter and renamed it to X (I actually left the platform exactly 24 days before the renaming, the same day that I left Reddit).

Resol, 9 months ago

The day I start a “garbage bin” channel, I will happily decline all sponsorship offers I get. Sure, it makes me money, but I don’t wanna endorse a company I actually don’t like, and then end up wasting my viewers’ time while also lying to them (cough cough Raycon). So how else will I get money? I’ll tell my viewers to Buy Me a Coffee (those 4 words are actually a real website).

So when is the “garbage bin” happening? I think a decade from now at most.

Resol, 9 months ago

It’s good enough to be part of my username.

Resol, 9 months ago (edited 9 months ago)

Meanwhile I hate Proton.

(Edit: not enough downvotes.)

Resol, 9 months ago

I went back to using Jerboa since I got pretty tired of the ads in Sync. I understand why they’re there, but it’s still kinda annoying.

Resol, 9 months ago

I’d rather die to give a million dollars to my family than do this.

Yeah, that got way too dark way too quickly.

Resol, 9 months ago

I’ve probably spent enough time with my family anyway.

Resol, 9 months ago

Time to roast literally everyone.

Canadians: milk in bags? Really? I’d rather drink raw maple syrup than do this.

Muricans: the imperial measurement system is just too confusing for everyone but them (and the Liberians and Burmese as well). Also, their patriotism is just plain weird.

Spaniards: fast talking. Quiero apprender Español, but it’s just so difficult to practice when you’re basically the conversation equivalent of Eminem. Also, they like speaking with a lisp. I don’t know if I can say the same for Latin Americans, but their Spanish is even weirder.

French: the strikes. That alone makes me mad.

Dutch: they. Love. Orange. Also, if you try to speak their language, and you make one small mistake, they immediately switch to speaking English. Bro, I never asked for this. Also, the breakfast is garbage.

Italians: is speaking with your hands considered weird to you? You might as well teach everyone sign language instead of Italian. Not even the Sanmarinese do this.

Austrians: Vienna has some ridiculously different to remember coats of arms. Why do you even need this?

Germans: it’s very boring in here. I apparently have no taste in you guys. And my cousin is half German as well.

Belarusians: they still can’t get rid of Lukashenko.

Danes: they’re speaking Swedish with an apple in their mouth. Try saying “Rødøvre”.

Finns: following this year’s Eurovision, I noticed that they’re suddenly obsessed with neon green. I mean, their entry in the contest was really good, but it’s not like it’s worth idolizing.

Russians: it’s their Holodets that’s bad. And maybe their extreme nationalism, but I blame their government for this.

Swedes: they’re responsible for Ikea, PewDiePie, Minecraft, Spotify (also known as rubbish), wacky television presenters, a flag that looks cool as hell, what more can I say? Only Spotify coming from here annoys me. Because it’s terrible (if you use Spotify, I don’t hate you, and you’re free to keep using it, I just hate it). Also, I kinda like Loreen.

Swiss: everything is expensive here. Also, Zürich, Geneva and Luganno all speak different languages. Weird. But I guess their chocolate is good?

Belgians: they hate the French, they hate the Dutch, and they’re so mixed in culture and ethnicity that they’re actually my favorite country. It’s just their tendency to also hate each other that I kinda hate.

Luxembourgers: the fact that they’re called that. It sounds like food.

Greeks: corruption

Turks: that Erdogan guy

Hungarians: their impossible language. Also, they made a toy that I still can’t solve.

Estonians: the fact that nobody can make a flag as good as theirs, I’m basically jealous. And maybe their language as well.

Ukrainians: probably nothing.

Serbs: how do you write a language with two different scripts? Isn’t that confusing for you guys?

Moldovans: they’re not Romanians.

Czechs: their country name.

Portuguese: they’re probably too good at English. How is that even possible? Brazil speaks the same native language as Portugal, and they couldn’t even do this. I’m actually jelly again.

Liechtensteiners: their country is basically a 1 million star hotel.

Lithuanians: are they all called Monika? I hope not.

Andorrans: get a proper government, mate.

Slovaks and Slovenes: I still don’t know the difference between Slovenčina and Slovenščina.

Cypriots: guys, look. It’s the bilingual island that relies on the UN to prevent warfare.

Maltese: they’re basically the European clones of Arabs, except for the fact that they’re way better.

Irish: you guys literally neglect your own national language. And the language you do speak for the most part… is spoken with an impossible to understand accent.

British: they hate each other, their food is garbage, their weather is pretty bad, they left the EU, I still can’t understand you guys. The roadmen especially are just… ugh.

Romanians: they’re not Moldovans.

Polish: they speak gibberish.

Latvians: what are those? I only know Lettonians.

Bosniaks AND Herzegovines (idk what to call them): I can’t tell the difference between the two. Also, there are Serbs that are trying to cut their country in half.

Macedonians: yes, the people from Greek Macedonia are included. What am I supposed to say about these guys?

Monegasques: no tax? I’m jealous once again.

Croats: my mom bought a tractor.

Sanmarinese: they’re surprisingly able to keep their current gov for SO LONG. But their football team doesn’t know what they’re doing.

Icelanders: you liars, there’s too little ice in here.

Georgians: gvprtskvni

Norwegians: two different writing standards? Why do you guys need two of them? Also, their language is so adaptable that you can speak your own way, and lie about being from a different part of Norway.

Armenians: their computers will most likely get viruses.

Azeris: thanks for destroying a bunch of homes back in 2012.

Vaticaners: absolutely nothing.

Australians: these guys abbreviate every single word in the English language to the point of insanity sometimes. Also, why is the word "c**t* usef so frequently here?

Albanians: they’re drunk Turks. And that’s in a good way.

Israelis: you guys are okay with letting your gov destroy the hell out of Palestine? I’m seriously tired of all this fighting. Just make peace with them already.

Moroccans: I’m one of them btw. I love how we pretend that we’re patriotic, yet we complain about literally everything in the country. Because we are indeed really bad. You’ll see this as soon as come across a Moroccan in Europe. And why are we in Eurovision? How have I never gotten any answers to this?

There. I just wasted your time by making you offended. Now go hit that downvote button.

Resol, 9 months ago

This kinda makes sense.

Resol, 9 months ago

Valid guess, I guess.

Resol, 9 months ago

I live in a country severely close to Europe, and when looking at the screen res of some channels on my telly, I noticed it was all 576p for the most part (standard definition broadcasting is still really common where I’m from).

Resol, 9 months ago

Good point

Resol, 9 months ago

No, it’s Euro.

Resol, 9 months ago

I quickly shift my hand to the top of the screen to access my notifications. I have gotten used to it by this point, but I still really miss phones that are usable by only one hand.

Resol, 9 months ago

Some of these features aren’t on my model, the Galaxy A32.

Resol, 9 months ago

No no, I meant that swiping down from anywhere on the screen to bring the notifications isn’t available on my model; only swiping down from the top edge works

Resol, 9 months ago

I tried this, it just opens the “All Apps” menu despite having a dedicated button to do that enabled.

Resol, 9 months ago

How?

Resol, 9 months ago

Ok

Resol, 9 months ago

I prefer keeping the default launcher.

Resol, 9 months ago

It’s not a rat, it’s a mouse.

Resol, 9 months ago

Is Matrix just a fediverse equivalent to Discord?

Resol, 9 months ago

Ok.

Resol, 9 months ago

I’m sure Discord CAN behave as a texting app too

Resol, 9 months ago

This is a very good explanation.

Resol, 9 months ago

Anyone remember Fred? Yeah I still have yet to figure out why it suddenly changed, and why it suddenly stopped making stuff.

Resol, 9 months ago

Sad

Resol, 9 months ago

Agreed

Resol, 9 months ago

You’re talking about the AirPods Pro, which did get USB-C, not the regular AirPods, which didn’t.

Resol, 9 months ago

I hope they bring new colors to that as well.

Resol, 9 months ago

So I guess we’ll be waiting until the 2030s for the next update for the Magic accessories

Resol, 9 months ago

XD

Resol, 9 months ago

Problem is, they don’t make the Mini anymore. There is no new model.

Resol, 9 months ago

I would like something like this.

Resol, 9 months ago

I still wonder why 2 year old devices in the Galaxy A line aren’t supported, but Galaxy S devices of the same age are.

Resol, 9 months ago

Am I the only one who actually likes the new logo?

I still prefer how it was back in 2014.