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“The Nutcracker” by Tchaikovsky

I swear, even I’m not sure if this is the actual name of the composition, but it sure is hilarious. As for the piece itself, it’s good. I remember hearing it in “There is no Game”.

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I just watched Junior Eurovision last Sunday.

I have to say, Fia (the German representative) had the song with the best message, and I liked her backstory a lot. The song she submitted is called “Ohne Worte” (translation: without words).

She also participated in the Voice Germany.

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Mandatory Spez hate

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Idk, we just hate him because he got rid of third party apps since it’s so expensive to use the Reddit API now

People like me flocked to alternatives afterwards, which is why I’m now called “Resol van Lemmy”

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I think I heard that whoever made the current Russian flag design explicitly copied the Dutch flag design to make Russia look more European or something.

If I’m wrong, the downvote button is right there.

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:/

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So I guess I wasn’t wrong all along

I need to stop rhyming

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I still have yet to see someone mention Hanna Montana Linux.

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Yep, today is 2023, November 22.

Someone should make this an alternative date format in English, it looks and works really well.

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I’ve only commented 562 times so far (this is my 563rd), so I don’t think anyone will recognize me just yet, unless you know the exact combination of letters in my username and the profile picture associated with it and make sure that absolutely nobody else uses it.

If there’s a second “Resol van Lemmy” out there, it’s still me, just from a Mastodon instance.

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Pay an insane amount of money to get it tomorrow, pay nothing to get it the following day

Yeah, makes sense, Mr Bezos. Not absolutely ridiculous at all.

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In my case, I use it completely logged out now.

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There’s a reason why my username is the way it is. This is my new home.

Also, f*** Spez.

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So they basically made a giant green box shaped bomb that never moves. As soon as a fire reaches this thing, boom.

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Everyone has a different interpretation of which side is innocent and which isn’t. And as a result, there will be resulting hatred.

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I have a music joke, but it’s gonna deafen you.

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I think people might accuse me of copying or something. I might as well just keep it in comment form.

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I once played Samsung Tune in one of my videos (it’s now deleted because I felt like it) and I immediately got a copyright claim saying it was anything but Samsung Tune.

I guess that song is where the ringtone originated from.

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Now that’s what I call copyrighted content

Said YouTube

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I bet he’s gonna buy Channel One Russia next.

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He could buy literally anything, I just joked about him getting control of state owned television.

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Uluhyensid sounds like a great choice.

Oh wait, it’s really expensive? No thanks.

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I actually never thought of that

Read it backwards and you’ll see why I called it that

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Eating Tide Pods

They might as well fill it with actually edible stuff while they’re at it, this is literal soap.

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I kinda wanna live in Europe though, because my country sucks. Now I’m gonna get hate from everyone.

And if you absolutely hate me and hate this statement, there’s this downvote button that you can press. I feel like getting shamed today.

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Good thing I don’t use Spotify.

Get your downvotes ready.

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Did you build something else with the remains of the piano?

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Impressive

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3(

Try turning this into an emoji, Apple. Oh wait, you can’t, because I made it up. (Idea may be thought of by someone else before)

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Ich spreche kein Deutsch.

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It was meant to be some kaomoji version of two eyes closed with a frown (I have little knowledge about kaomoji), but I actually like your description way more.

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The mouth doesn’t look like it should. But it’s close enough.

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You’re the first person I know that kisses fruits before consumption.

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LXQt time

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I can only imagine NileRed putting this in his box of radioactive watch hands

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Let that be a lesson: don’t throw away your old computers

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Windows XP: when you buy your computer yesterday it’s still too old for Vista.

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Sad

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You’re the first person I know that uses FreeBSD.

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Who knows?

What's an alternative to Spotify that doesn't play you the same fucking songs over and over?

I am in an intense love-hate relationship with Spotify. It makes good mixes for me, I have found a lot of great bands that way. BUT IT KEEPS REGURGITATING THE SAME SONGS IN THERE. I know about Song Radios and Artist Radios, so please don’t recommend those. Smart Shuttle doesn’t cut it, either....

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It’s also got actual radio stations. This is how I found out about Studio Brussel.

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I wanna be in Europe now but the visa takes a long time to get

Get your downvotes ready.

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“VPN detected. Turn it off to access this site.

This site is not available in your country.”

How to catch the mads:

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I kinda like representing it with Moroccan mint tea. It’s the best mint flavored thing in real life I could think of.

It’s not a coffee but it’s close enough.

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So sour it deletes your taste buds

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I live in Morocco so yeah, I drink it at least every time I’m with my family.

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Oh.

I’ve tried it on a distro I installed on a virtual machine, and it was fine enough. I might even start using it for a bit.

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Same.

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