MrBakedBeansOnToast

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MrBakedBeansOnToast,

Suchte gerade Ablenkung in einer Bar. Du hast mich zum Lachen gebracht, Danke!

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

My next older (middle) sister made repeated efforts to show me that I can’t rely on her, despite her best mediocre efforts to assure me of the contrary. So after giving her sufficient chances I‘m done with her.

Sadly it complicates my relationship with her children which, while being messed up in their own way, shouldn’t suffer because of their mothers actions.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

Reminds me of the show „the good place“. Thought the replacements there are quite good. Like shirt, fork, bench, ash, deck, cork. The k in fork makes it hit better while „fudge“ just doesn’t scratch that itch when you need to express yourself with „fuck“

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

Going by your interpretation of „genocide“ the holocaust wouldn’t have been one either. Jewish population is much bigger today than before. What a relief!

jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jewish-population-of-the…

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

Isn’t the biggest problem of desalination where and how to get rid of the brine safely, rather than the desalination itself?

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

The house I live in is paid off and it’s supposed to be our forever home, so market value doesn’t matter much. For my two apartments I rent out it is more relevant. On those I have a fixed interest for another 5+ years still ahead of me. After that I‘m hoping that I’ll still be able to afford the higher interest rates on the by then lower balance.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

Seriously. I rent out two apartments and people act like I’m a slumlord.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

The value I provide is taking over the risks and responsibilities of owning the apartment. Not everybody is willing or able to take out a loan of that size. The tenant maintains their flexibility of moving wherever they want or need to at relatively short notice. If there’s problems with the apartment I must figure it out, not them. It’s not my job by the way. The rent my tenants pay covers the bills I get for owning the apartment. I‘m employed somewhere else. What is your idea of doing it differently? Must housing be just free for everyone? Or everybody must just buy? I’m generally curious!

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

Controller wanted 180 knots until 4 miles final. Sent him a resounding „unable“ back. Not my fault if he can’t manage his separations.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

Don’t forget the „Freiwillige Feuerwehr“ that carries the bulk of firefighting capacity in German towns.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

Oh god, I needed to read this comment to actually understand the joke of the post.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

I gave up asking, but when she’s down it’s a straight forward „wanna have sex?“

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

I‘m stuck in a dunning-Kruger-loop. I think I’m kinda smart so that must meant I’m actually kinda dumb but then if I think I’m dumb that must mean I’m actually smart but if I think im smart it must mean I’m really kinda dumb…

Languages in the EU

I’m about to sound like the ignorant American I am, so I apologize in advance! We’re looking at a trip to Germany, and possibly Prague, and we’ve noticed that a lot of the hotel names are French and a couple hotels that aren’t named in French have replied to comments with things like “Bonjour! etc etc” What’s up...

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

Definitely not. While some people in Germany learn a bit of French as a third language in school, you’ll definitely be better off with English.

I never noticed hotel names being often French. It might come from an attempt to sound more exotic or luxurious within Germany. The comments might have just been French tourists. It’s the biggest neighbouring country after all.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

I wish it were that easy in German!

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

Thousands of deaths within seconds. Airline pilot

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

En-route nothing would happen for a while correct. Plane goes on as long as it has a programmed route to follow and fuel to stay in the air. But keep in mind that, around the planet, thousands of airplanes are about to land right now. Landings are like 95% flown manually so if all those are suddenly empty in the cockpit they’ll crash pretty much immediately.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

Happiness depends heavily on where in the world you are employed by which airline and what you make of it with your personal attitude. The spectrum of work/life balance is huge and payment can range from negative (pay us to allow you to fly for us) to big bucks (who has the time to spend this much?). Different labour rights in different countries like being fired and deported on a whim or strong unions and rights that protect you almost no matter what. How much free time do you have? Both at destination and at home, what is more important for whom? I had to retire due to a brain cancer diagnosis. So medical stuff is another slippery slope. Back pains? Migranes? You’re on your way out. I loved the job though. I was flexible enough to not be bothered by last minute changes to my flight roster or irregular sleep schedules. Not having kids and a stay-at-home wife helped with that as well. (If your partner works as well, the time you actually see each other can get scarce.) This also applies to friends. Wanna go out with me on a Friday? Should have told me two months ago so I could have requested off days… you get the idea.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

I‘m on Memmy as I type this but will give Mlem a try. Thank you!

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

Since the pandemic I have realised that doctors are just people as well and will make up bs as it suits them as well. Like those fake mask exemptions and what not…

At my last dermatologist appointment he asked me unsolicited „so how many times did you receive the poison injection?“ First I thought he was referring to chemo because we were talking about my cancer. But then he clarified he meant the Covid vaccine.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

As I‘m eager to learn: How would you explain (LI5) what a VPN is? I was never happy about this „it’s like a tunnel through the internet“ trope.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

What always annoyed me about that claim was that mac isn’t magically virus safe but rather was so unpopular that nobody would have bothered to code malware to run on it.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

Agreed, a bit long to be a snappy comeback.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

I‘m influenced too heavily by my time one Reddit now. When I tried Mastodon and saw something interesting I wanted to read the comments and engage. But then it’s just silence. I might as well talk to the TV.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

I CALCULATED THERE IS A NON-ZERO CHANCE OF YOUR ATTEMPT OF INSEMINATION TO SUCCEED.

TO ADVANCE THE HUMAN SPECIES SCIENTIFICALLY THE INSEMINATION SHOULD BE RECORDED AUDIO-VISUALLY AND ADDED TO THE NEURAL NET.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

What’s the federated versions of Facebook and Instagram?

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

I like Lemsip. It’s basically paracetamol like you already use but contains pseudoephidrine as well as an “upper”.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

Isn’t the MAC address fixed to the hardware? Am I growing old?

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

Share this post with five people and tetanus will seize infecting you.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

Thanks, I was just wondering how it can survive outside the body before infection if being outside the body kills it.

Apart from water and salt, are there any inorganic foods?

An overwhelming majority of what we eat is made from plants and animals. This means that composition of our almost entire food is chemicals from the realm of organic chemistry (carbon-based large molecules). Water and salt are two prominent examples of non-organic foodstuffs - which come from the realm of inorganic chemistry....

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

Sprinkle of asbestos to round things off

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

I feel the same about lobster and crayfish. A lot of work for a lot of money and very little gain.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

You don’t have to do it religiously. You can eat meat in one occasion, and avoid it in another. Especially these days the meat-supplements are getting pretty good. I would opt for them more often if they weren’t more expensive than real meat.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

Care to share your recipe?

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

It means sugar pillow. You’re thinking of „Zuckerkuss“ which means sugar kiss.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

Probably just those with a slot, not a tray.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

For me they get repetitive too quickly. “I wonder what will happen!” “We’ve never done this before!” “Will it get crushed?” “JESUS it got so crushed!!” “That was awesome!” “Please like comment and subscribe”

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

Pilots have no business being on there. Just because people are scared of flying, doesn’t mean it’s actually dangerous.

MrBakedBeansOnToast,

FYI: the „et“ in etc. is Latin for „and“ so it’s redundant to say “and etc.”.

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