Is this a literal cranking of a hog as in a motorcycle while high on angle dust at 4am or are we eluding to the other kind of hog cranking that I do 4am every morning with or without said angel dust?
DAWG IM SURE YOU GOT SOMETHIN GOOD HIDDEN IN ALL THOSE QUIET LETTERS SO IF YOU DON’T MIND GETTIN RILED AND SPEAKING UP I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE ROAR OF MY HOG!!! THE PACK IS AROOOOOOOOO LOUUUUUUD
ESPECIALLY strong people. Do you know what I had to eat every day before strongman competition season? Poop cramps were the least problems. Plus: you’re farting 24/7.
POST ARCHIVED TO PREVENT LINK ROT MFERS, FUTURE HOG CRANKERS MIGHT WANNA KNOW
FOR SCREEN READERS, THIS POST IS OF A COOL SKELETON HOLDING A BONE SCYTHE ON A BACKGROUND OF LIGHTNING AND THUNDER. THE SKELETON SAYS:
OH, DID MY POST OFFEND YOU? if so, then I am genuinely sorry, and would be happy to take any suggestions as to how I can be more sensitive in the future. That is, if you want to impart any. I know I’m not a great person, but I’m trying to be better.
SORRY BROTHER, I SAID WOULD THIS BE THE SAME AS A FLESHY MFER BATHING IN ANOTHER MFER WITH ORGANS’ ENTRAILS. IF SO THAT’S PRETTY GROSS AND MY MUMMY WOULD NOT APPROVE ARROOOOOO111
MFER, WHEN LIFW GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON’T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR MF’N LEMONS, HOW THE H. E. DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS AM I SUPPOSED TO CRANK MY HOG WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE THIS BOMBASS MFER LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE MAN THAT’S GONNA CRANK MY HOG! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET ALL MY BROTHERS TO CRANK THEIR HOGS! AROOOOOO!
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