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photonic_sorcerer, in NOTHING LIKE CRANKIN YUOR HOG AT 4AM IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!
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I THINK THE NAME IS JUST DESCRIBING HOW IT MAKES YOU FEEL, NOT ITS HEALTHINESS FACTOR

CRANK YOUR HOG AS MUCH AS YOU WANT, BUT DON’T FORGET TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF TOO! TOO MUCH ANGEL DUST WILL MAKE YOU SEE HEAVEN FOR REAL

Placid,
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SO WHAT I THINK YOU’RE SAYIN IS

MODERATION IN ALL M’FING THINGS, ESPECIALLY M’FING MODERATION!!

HE’LL YEAH I’LL CRANK TO THAT!

photonic_sorcerer,
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HE’LL YEAH MFER!!! AROOOOOOO!!

NumbersCanBeFun, in NOTHING LIKE CRANKIN YUOR HOG AT 4AM IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!
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I need additional context.

Is this a literal cranking of a hog as in a motorcycle while high on angle dust at 4am or are we eluding to the other kind of hog cranking that I do 4am every morning with or without said angel dust?

Placid,
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DAWG IM SURE YOU GOT SOMETHIN GOOD HIDDEN IN ALL THOSE QUIET LETTERS SO IF YOU DON’T MIND GETTIN RILED AND SPEAKING UP I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE ROAR OF MY HOG!!! THE PACK IS AROOOOOOOOO LOUUUUUUD

TheLobotomist,
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WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING?

sagrotan, in I SURE WISH REGULAR WAS MY NORMAL
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ESPECIALLY strong people. Do you know what I had to eat every day before strongman competition season? Poop cramps were the least problems. Plus: you’re farting 24/7.

Franzia, in I SURE WISH REGULAR WAS MY NORMAL

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JowlesMcGee, in I SURE WISH REGULAR WAS MY NORMAL
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LITERALLY JUST SAT DOWN ON THE TOILET, GLAD TO HEAR OTHERS KNOW MY MFER PAIN, AROO

MrMamiya, in I SURE WISH REGULAR WAS MY NORMAL

ME BEFORE I REALIZED I CAN’T HAVE LACTOSE BROTHER.

Rentlar, in OH, DID I OFFEND YOU??

KEEP ON KEEPIN ON WITH YOUR BOMB-ASS MEMES MFER, THAT’S THE WAY TO GO ABOUT IT.

Makeshift, in OH, DID I OFFEND YOU??

POSTS IKE THIS ARE WHY I LOVE THE PACK, MFER!

I DON’T EVEN KNOW THE ORIGINS JUST THAT YOH ALL HAVE GREAT MESSAGES!

dmention7,

THE PACK WAS BORN WHEN UNSTOPPABLE BADASSNESS SMASHED HEADFIRST INTO IMMOVABLE POSITIVITY AT TWICE THE SPEED OF SOUND!!

LEGEND HAS IT THAT IT A GREAT AROOOOOOOOO RANG OUT FROM THE EXPLOSION AND THE REST US HISTORY

clara, (edited ) in OH, DID I OFFEND YOU??

POST ARCHIVED TO PREVENT LINK ROT MFERS, FUTURE HOG CRANKERS MIGHT WANNA KNOW

FOR SCREEN READERS, THIS POST IS OF A COOL SKELETON HOLDING A BONE SCYTHE ON A BACKGROUND OF LIGHTNING AND THUNDER. THE SKELETON SAYS:

OH, DID MY POST OFFEND YOU? if so, then I am genuinely sorry, and would be happy to take any suggestions as to how I can be more sensitive in the future. That is, if you want to impart any. I know I’m not a great person, but I’m trying to be better.

sbv,

THANKS FOR MAKING THIS ACCESSIBLE BROTHER. AAARRRROOOOOOO

don,

FUCK YEAH, YOUR POST ROCKS HARDER THAN DIAMOND, MFER

UntouchedWagons, in IT IS TIME TO RIDE
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HELL YEAH BROTHER ENJOY THE WEEKEND! REMEMBER IF YOU CHOOSE TO DRINK DON’T DRIVE. THERE’S NOTHING MORE BADASS THAN BEING RESPONSIBLE AROOO

Placid, in IT IS TIME TO RIDE
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G!!!

H2207, in IT IS TIME TO RIDE
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Would this be the equivalent of a person pouring tenderised, emulsified flesh onto themselves?

dmention7,

DO YOU NOT BATH IN PULLED PORK ON A WEEKLY BASIS??? MFER HOW DO YOU STAY CLEAN AND SMELLING NICE FOR YOUR BROTHERS??

SuiXi3D,
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SORRY BROTHER, YOU’RE GONNA HAVE TO SPEAK UP SO EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU!

H2207,
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SORRY BROTHER, I SAID WOULD THIS BE THE SAME AS A FLESHY MFER BATHING IN ANOTHER MFER WITH ORGANS’ ENTRAILS. IF SO THAT’S PRETTY GROSS AND MY MUMMY WOULD NOT APPROVE ARROOOOOO111

dmention7, in IT IS TIME TO RIDE

HELL YES BROTHER!

THE PACK KNOWS ITS IMPORTANT TO CHUG PLENTY OF ICE COLD MILK TO KEEP THOSE BONES STRONG FOR CRANKING FAT METAL RIFFS

USUALLY I DRINK IT BUT SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO MAINLINE THAT MFER STRAIGHT TO YOUR SQUEEDLY-MEEDLY MAKER FOR MAXIMUM SHREDDAGE!!! AWOOOOOOO

BoiLudens, in IT IS TIME TO RIDE

AHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGHHGGHGHGHG

distantsounds,

HHHHUUUUUURRRMMAAPPRABAPPRRAAAAAHH

SuiXi3D, in THE PACK RIDES TOGETHER AND CRANKS LEMONS TOGETHER TOO!!!
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MFER, WHEN LIFW GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON’T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON’T WANT YOUR MF’N LEMONS, HOW THE H. E. DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS AM I SUPPOSED TO CRANK MY HOG WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE’S MANAGER! MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE THIS BOMBASS MFER LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’M THE MAN THAT’S GONNA CRANK MY HOG! WITH THE LEMONS! I’M GONNA GET ALL MY BROTHERS TO CRANK THEIR HOGS! AROOOOOO!

FrickAndMortar,

HELL YEAH, BROTHER (SISTER, OTHER)! I LOVE YOUR ENTHUSIASM!!

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