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Placid, (edited ) in THE PACK RIDES TOGETHER AND CRANKS LEMONS TOGETHER TOO!!!
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KILLER LEMONADE IS THE PERFECT DRINK TO COOL YOU DOWN AFTER A LONG RIDE ON YOUR HOG, AND IT’S ALSO PACKED WITH VITAMIN C, SO IT’S GOOD FOR YOUR BONES.

HERE’S WHAT YOU’LL NEED:

  • 1 CUP OF LEMON JUICE
  • 1 CUP OF SUGAR
  • 1 GALLON OF WATER
  • ICE
  • RESPECT FOR ALL BADASS M’FERS HERE IN THE PACK

INSTRUCTIONS:

  1. COMBINE THE LEMON JUICE, SUGAR, AND WATER IN A LARGE PITCHER.
  2. STIR UNTIL THE SUGAR IS DISSOLVED.
  3. ADD ICE TO TASTE.
  4. SERVE COLD AND AROOOOOOOOOO!!!

TIPS FOR MAKING KILLER LEMONADE BADASS:

  • USE FRESH LEMON JUICE FOR THE BEST FLAVOR.
  • IF YOU DON’T HAVE A GALLON OF WATER, YOU CAN USE LESS AND JUST ADJUST THE AMOUNT OF LEMON JUICE AND SUGAR ACCORDINGLY.
  • ADD A SPLASH OF VODKA OR GIN TO MAKE A BADASS ADULT LEMONADE.
  • GARNISH YOUR LEMONADE WITH A LEMON WEDGE AND A SPRIG OF MINT.

NOW, GET OUT THERE AND MAKE SOME KILLER LEMONADE, MY FELLOW MEMBERS OF THE PACK!

CRANK HARD, LIVE FREE, AND DRINK LEMONADE!

ooterness,

INSTRUCTIONS UNCLEAR, BROTHER.

I GOT ALL THE INGREDIENTS TOGETHER, FOLLOWED THE INSTRUCTIONS CAREFULLY, BUT IT NEVER EXPLAINED WHAT TO DO WITH THE RESPECT SO I SHARED IT WITH EVERYONE.

ANYWAY NOW I’VE GOT ALL THIS RESPECT FOR BADASS M’FERS HERE IN THE PACK, SO 10/10 RECIPE. AROOOOO!

FrickAndMortar,

YOU ARE ONE WHOLESOME MF’ER, MF’ER!! I LIKE THE CUT O’ YER JIB!!

FrickAndMortar, in THE PACK RIDES TOGETHER AND CRANKS LEMONS TOGETHER TOO!!!

HELL YEAH, MF’ERS! LEMONADE IS A TASTY TREAT ON A HOT HOG-RIDE!

I LIKE MINE WITH A LITTLE GINGER OR JALAPEÑO - ZESTY!!

WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE LEMONADE RECIPE?

dmention7,

BROTHER LET ME TELL YOU… SOMETIMES IF I’M FEELING FANCY AFTER A LONG NIGHT ON THE HOG (BUT NEVER BEFORE!!!) I WILL SQUEEZE A LITTLE LEMON INTO MY GLASS OF TITO’S VODKA ON ICE. DOES THAT COUNT?

FrickAndMortar,

BIG AROOOO FOR RESPONSIBLE LEMONADE-ENJOYING! LEMONTITOS SOUND AMAZING, I MIGHT HAVE TO MAKE ONE MYSELF!

Placid,
@Placid@lemmy.world avatar

M’FER GINGER IN LEMONADE SOUNDS RILED!

FrickAndMortar,

IT RATTLES MY FREAKIN’ JIMMIES!

UntouchedWagons, in THE PACK RIDES TOGETHER AND CRANKS LEMONS TOGETHER TOO!!!
@UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca avatar

LEMONS!

FrickAndMortar,

LLLEEEEEMMMMOOONNNNSSS!!!

Perditija, in LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!

YOU SHOULD PROBABLY UPGRADE YOUR HOG BROTHER

vinceman, in LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!

I BROKE MY COLLARBONE BECAUSE I DIDN’T DO PROPER MAINTENANCE ARROOOOO

NumbersCanBeFun, in LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!
@NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social avatar

I love riding two wheel vehicles. Motorcycles, bicycles and e-bikes. I wish I could still ride them.

I got hit by a truck from behind while riding my bicycle to work. I also didn’t have a helmet which was incredibly stupid of me to do. Thankfully the brain damage was thankfully the brain damage was.

I’m kidding. He did shatter my hip though and the internal bleeding almost did me in. Bike related accidents aren’t a fun thing to experience and I hope anyone else who enjoys riding wears a fucking helmet. Holy fuck I lucked out on no brain damage.

SuiXi3D,
@SuiXi3D@kbin.social avatar

I’M SURE YOU HAD SOMETHING WONDERFULLY ENLIGHTENING TO SAY, BROTHER, BUT YOU GOTTA SPEAK UP!

pigup,

WHAT?

pigup, in LOOK MA, NO HANDS!!

I HEARD HELMET LAWS HAVE A SIGNIFICANT UNSPOKEN BENEFIT WHICH IS THAT THE HELMET KEEPS YOUR NOODLE IN ONE PLACE AFTER A CRASH AND GREATLY REDUCES CLEANUP COSTS. CAREFUL CRANKIN OUT THERE HOSSES.

UntouchedWagons,
@UntouchedWagons@lemmy.ca avatar

YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. BE SAFE OUT THERE FOLKS YOU’VE GOT PEOPLE AT HOME WANTING TO SEE YOU IN ONE PIECE AROOOO!

FrickAndMortar, in Guess you could say burnin in hell ain't my thing.

YOU CAN’T CRANK YOUR HOG IF YOU’RE ALL BURNED UP!

UNLESS YOU’RE SOME KIND OF CRAZY BURNING SKELLY-HEAD! IN WHICH CASE, ARROOO, SKELLY-HEAD!!

SuiXi3D, in Guess you could say burnin in hell ain't my thing.
@SuiXi3D@kbin.social avatar

WHAT’S THAT BROTHER? I CAN’T HEAR YOU WHEN YOU WHISPER!

spicytuna62,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

I HEARD, “BEST YOU SHOULD GAY TURNING IN SHELL PAINT CRYING!” I DONT KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, BUT I REALLY HOPE THIS HELPED YOU OUT, BROTHER! AROOO!!!

ignotum, in KNOCK FIRST LIBERAL

REAL MEN SHARE WITH THEIR BROTHERS

HunkyBrewster,

AMEN 2 THAT BROTHERRRRR I DONT CARE IF U CRANKIN OR STANKIN PARK THAT KEISTER RIGHT HERE MEISTERRRR

ObviouslyNotBanana, in Guess you could say burnin in hell ain't my thing.
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

SMOKE DETECTOR BATTERY IS FINE! AROOOOOOOO!

dmention7, in The IRS hates me.

7 CASES OF JACK DANIELS ARE A BUSINESS EXPENSE!

WHATS MY BUSINESS?

DRINKING JACK AND COKE WITH THE PACK MFER!

Lizardon, in KNOCK FIRST LIBERAL

SURE IT IS PARTNER, I’LL EVEN SHAKE FOR YA

rivermonster, in KNOCK FIRST LIBERAL

Looks like a sign for republican congressmen. Is this guy at the MN airport?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal

BigDiction,

WHAT YOU SAYIN BROTHER?? CAN’T HEAR YA OVER MAH HOG!!!

Summzashi,

STOP WHISPERING MFER

Mordachai_Shedbacon, in WHEN I’M HUNGRY, TRYING TO CONVINCE MY HOMIE THAT WE SHOULD RIDE TO THE BBQ PLACE FOR SOME RIBS

IS THERE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH

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