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don,

Don’t stop now

don,

Don’t knock Neelix’s cooking, he’s all there is standing between you and the replicators.

don,

I’m not interested unless I see “First transmitted via telegraph by the US Government, 1883.” in the about section of the game store.

don,

Yeah I have ‘em on by default now

don,

That looks fuckin delicious

don,

oooooooooooooooh okay that makes so much more sense

don,

How about we all just calm the fuck down

don,

“Imzadi” my ass

don, (edited )

That’s why he does the Riker Maneuver with chairs. Gotta keep it stretched even on watch.

don,

It’s the meticulous savers you should worry about. The savers smart enough to automate what they save, and fastidious enough to know every sector of what they’ve saved. Those savers may/may not save the whole galaxy.

don,

Do I have a problem?

As long as you can afford to maintain your repository, no.

don,

The top three use the fourth for completely different reasons than what the fourth made the content the top three use.

don,

Strangely, there exist those who would find it to be the furthest thing from strange, jsyk

don,

Were? We still are.

NYPD Imposes No Discipline on Cops Who Drove SUVs into Protesters (www.thecity.nyc)

Two NYPD officers who drove their SUVs into a crowd of protesters blocking a Brooklyn street at the height of the George Floyd protests in late May 2020 have been cleared of wrongdoing by police commissioner Edward Caban, Civilian Complaint Review Board officials confirmed Friday....

don,

“We have investigated ourselves and discovered that we’ve done nothing wrong.”

don,

Fuckin openers, man.

don,

All I’m seeing is ads streamed directly to the brain with no way but one to stop it, assuming that instinct doesn’t get neurologically suppressed.

don,

You’re just gonna give them ideas like that?!

Ah fuck. You didn’t tell them anything they didn’t already consider. Fuck, I’m slow.

don,

Seems like calling Myrrh “chewing gum” would be akin to calling a factory-new Bugatti Chiron “a busted-ass jalopy”. Which, depending on whom you’re talking to, is exactly what the Bugatti might be, I reckon.

don,

Man’s on the verge of a completely breakdown and y’all just havin a go at him

don,

Where else did she think long bacon came from? Long bacon trees? The long bacon ocean? Does she think they hang out in the Long Bacon Desert?! Like wtf

don,

You could just cash ‘em outside, how bow da?

don,

Gort doesn’t fuck around.

don,

Striking Vipers, for the curious.

don,

I have long silver hair and have been complimented by two dudes quite younger than me. I returned the compliment, it was nice.

don,

You’re absolutely correct, Garek, it’s a truly absurd fairy tale, by any measure. On a completely unrelated subject, may I introduce you to your lord and savior Jesus Christ?

don,

YA DUN GOOFED

don,

Time is a measurement of change, and is inextricably linked to space, so stopping time stops change of any kind. You wouldn’t be able to move even so little as a falling speck of dust from its (now) absolute position in space. You wouldn’t be able to move, and consequently even breathe, since your diaphragm has to change position for respiration to happen (nevermind the fact that matter can no longer be moved anyway, so air is now fixed in place.) Stopping time stops you, completely.

But since we’re talking about imaginary powers, if I could stop time, I wouldn’t even bother with anything in this multiverse, I’d just walk over to explore a different one a few trillion multiverses away. After all, I’d get there in no time.

don,

No sorrow accepted, friend!

If your scenario posits that you are excepted from the effects of time throughout the universe halting, then what you posit would seem to be true, relative to that scenario. And it is interesting. In mine, the time stopper is part of the universe they’re in, and the instant they stop time, they too are frozen along with the rest of the 10^80 particles.

I’m just going all in for the scenario of “I’m gonna stop time and do all kinds of shit, or maybe just take a nap. Here… we… go—“

[ETERNALLY FROZEN UNIVERSE]

KataKabun, to 196
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bunny rule

@196

don,

10, for sure.

don,

Apps like this and shein are “you pay us to harvest your data, and in return we help you stay poor and pollute the earth.”, just not in so many words.

don,

Can confirm, that’s a problem.

Source: I don’t even have daughters, and even I know that’s a problem.

don,

1 + 1 = 2

don,

tarries use weed as a trap to draw you in, don’t be fooled

don,

Someone get Samvel here a stiff shot of whiskey so he calms the fuck down goddamn son

don,

What’s to stop it from blowing your bollocks off every time you sit down?

don,

I was referencing a line from the movie “Snatch” where Turkish asks Tommy why he has a gun down his pants.

don,

I use protonmail, so I don’t have to see shit like that.

don,

It’s Google, so no.

don,

Now, I know we not out here in this day an age not only discriminatin against caffeinated drinks of lowered emotional states, but also proudly posting photographic evidence of said bigotry on social media. Y’all really need to do better smfh

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    don,

    The silly version is cooler anyway

    don,

    Wh-wh-what?

    don,

    So you met a cow and got a new car and a haircut for your troubles. Not bad at all!

    don,

    I’m guessing it’s clickbait, there’s no mention of what the legos had to do with it.

    Terms of Service (media.kbin.social)

    alt text(parodical) YouTube popup: Going to pee during the ad break violates YouTube’s Terms of Service - It looks like you selfishly left the room while our ads were playing. Don’t you know that by watching youtube you entered a CONTRACT?! - We killed the competition by operating at a loss for a decade. We paid good money...

    Parody of a youtube popup: Going to pee during the ad break violates YouTube's Terms of Service - It looks like you selfishly left the room while our ads were playing. Don't you know that by watching youtube you entered a CONTRACT?! - We killed the competition by operating at a loss for a decade. We paid good money to be the only game in town. - Now that there are no other options, we can start to make that money back however we like. So turn your webcam on so that our advertisers know you're paying attention. (Two buttons, first one made to stand out) Let us program your brain Foot the bill directly
    don,

    Oh holy fuck there’s a post floating around the lemmies about Sony basically patenting this idea, and the patent artwork shows a guy standing with his hands raised over his head and saying “McDonald’s” in order to speed up an ad holy raging badgerfuck

    Edit: found the link to the article

    fortune.com/…/sony-patent-is-hilarious-terrifying…

    don,

    LMAO

    don,

    fukkin figures u ppl would cry about chronological reeducation we dont need ur kind in this subdimension

    don,

    …

    Hmmm. I may have you lot wrong, now that I think about it.

    Freedom for Knopperistan! Down with time-based oppression!

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