AllNewTypeFace,
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space avatar

Steam Deck

Steam Deck with OLED screen

Steam Deck with aromatherapy cartridge slot

vexikron,

Finally, FINALLY we can have… not the smellovision nickelodeon promised us… but something SUPERIOR!

Aromatic Gaming!

swift cut to gamer playing HL2 on his Steam Arom-OLED Deck, actually wretching and vomiting when Gordon gets to Ravenholm

Hrm… I wonder what GMANs time stasis pocket dimension… smells like.

Hrm.

Ozone, maybe?

FilthyHands,

you can’t make me, gaben

Donjuanme,

You’re not the boss of me steam. Just keep the supply moving, I need my good good

sexy_peach,
@sexy_peach@feddit.de avatar

That’s hilarious

Baku,

It made me laugh when I saw it pop up in my news feed

potoo22,

Headline 3 years from now: “Huffing Steam Deck vent fumes linked to increased risk of cancer” (Only when done habitually)

Ads: “Have you or a loved one huffed Steam Deck fumes? You may be entitled to compensation.”

Valve: Goddamnit. You fucking addicts couldn’t stop huffing the vents. WE FUCKING TOLD YOU! It’s safe for normal usage. NORMAL usage. Not heroine addict levels of usage!

MamboGator,
@MamboGator@lemmy.world avatar

My Steam Deck doesn’t have the smell anymore, but when it did I knew it was unhealthy to smell it, yet I did anyways. It didn’t even smell good. It was just impossible to resist.

tacosanonymous,

I had no idea that people other than me were doing this.

ShittyBeatlesFCPres,

I guess I’ll have to add this to my upcoming Steam Deck Owner Simulator game.

Feathercrown,

Release it on steam deck but just make it a blank screen since they’re already experiencing owning a steam deck

habanhero,

How do you guys cook your fumes?

I crank up all the performance settings and keep Ling’s website on 24x7. Nothing makes a more decadent fume than running state-of-the-art portable gaming hardware on shitty web code. Can’t beat the high off of Steam Deck engineers’ imaginary tears.

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

I’m imagining this in the ProZD hydro homies voice about before and after you discover an online community for a hobby.

smeg,

Don’t besmirch the good name of Ling’s Cars like that, it’s like a lighthouse in a sea of corporate blandness!

fuckstick,

I just Huff my Stream Deck recreationally or socially, I’m not addicted to it I can stop anytime I want

NegativeLookBehind,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

Listen here fuckstick, you’re a junkie and your deck sucking is tearing this family apart

offendicula,
@offendicula@fedia.io avatar

Fucksticks, decksuckers, this thread has it all

modifier,

Even this makes me want one.

BobVersionFour,

Stop making it smell so damn good and maybe i'd think about it

Omega_Haxors,

Asking steam users not to huff valve’s fumes, that’s a tall order.

SrTobi,

I thought I’m doing this to check how hot the steam deck runs. It’s just so convinient to tilt it and check with the nose… But now, after reading the article, I’m not sure I’m not addicted to the fumes!

Macaroni_ninja,
@Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world avatar

Just a few drops of essential oils into the vents while playing some demanding game and all your worries will fly away!

MrBusiness,

Who needs essential oils with those vents?! Bout to make a Bane mask outta Deck vents.

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