Are you actually horny or do you just need a shit and it's pressing on your prostate?
Sorry didn’t know where to post this and it’s been heavy on my mind.
SamXavia, 
WTF did I just read.
Lag, You can’t even go one day without reading about shit pressing on prostates.
SamXavia, I've got like 2 years without reading stuff like that lol
pootzapie, rip
GnomeKat, 
are you even living?
Caligvla, 
MataVatnik, Been there I get it. Trick is to rub one out while shitting
ekky43,
Crackhappy, 
Even better is Blumpkin Time!
whyNotSquirrel, (edited ) 
The challenge was 3days, how long have you been to holding it?!
roo, 
Yeah, I’m slipping after 3 days. It’s like putting on beer goggles.
t_jpeg, Gets easier after day 7 trust me
datavoid, I haven’t shat in 2 weeks
bigmclargehuge, (edited ) Going for no shit november eh?
FartsWithAnAccent, 
It’s concerning that you can’t tell the difference…
intensely_human, oui
ultratiem, 
SatansMaggotyCumFart, Today I jerked off and some semen touched my nipple so guys is my nipple gay?
RogueBanana, Do you shoot out like a fountain? How did it touch your nipple mate… Nvm don’t bother
SatansMaggotyCumFart, It’s been a couple days and I clenched really hard before I jizzed.
lightnsfw, I’ve shot it over my head before…
UtMan1988, That’s what it’s there to do! It’s like asking “Did the door bell ring, or did someone hit the door bell button?”
Kolanaki, 
Horny. I just took a shit so I know it’s not the other option.
ivanafterall, 
It's actually both, thank you for asking.
Chariotwheel, Germans watching Scheißeporn once again found an elegant solution to the problem.
ohlaph, If you have a scat fetish, it could be both.
downpunxx, 
does it matter
t_jpeg, Nothing matters 😔
Alivrah, Antimatters
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