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Crackhappy

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Developer for 30+ years, father of four.

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My lord. Thats an amazing battle station. Can you still hear?

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While I’m glad we are increasing pay for troops and aid for Ukraine, I believe that our defense spending is incredibly out of control. We are spending egregious amounts of money to ensure that we could murder the entire world instead of spending that money on more worthwhile things. I’m not saying cut all defense spending but even a 30% cut would be more than welcome.

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Hmmm the windmills seem a little sus.

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Snowy is so last year. Short eared is the new hotness.

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I think both of you are right. It’s a stupid and awful movie and it’s great fun to watch.

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I gotta ask. Why do you have this book?

Crackhappy,
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He does seem like quite a fungi, my bro

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But there are health benefits. I mean, not as big as some people claim, for sure, but they do exist: …clevelandclinic.org/exploring-the-health-benefit…

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dude… that’s dark. haha

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I’m going to just assume it’s Jay Mohr. He’s dreamy.

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You must be goking.

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Do not forget he was the first man to walk on Mars.

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SMS and Signal are the only things that are always on. Email is on during business hours. Other than that, they’re always off.

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Pretty sure it’s my testicle.

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Agreed. And urinals where the top is lower than the hanging song.

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I like your funny words, magnet man.

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It’s a bit repetitive, but it’s not too bad.

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While the article is indeed hilarious, this does not belong here.

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I have my master password written on a piece of paper in my desk drawer, but with no references to what it’s for. I guess if someone broke into my house, managed to unlock my computer or my phone and also put two and two together that it’s my master password, they could get in.

But if something happened to me, that password location is known to my family, and my vault has a backup 2FA to my son’s phone.

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When you type out your password, does it show like when I type my password? ******* is my password, what’s yours?

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Well, Pulaski referred to Data (the android) as Data (the form of information).

Crackhappy,
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It was intentional because Pulaski was a real asshole to Data at the start.

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Having kids changes your feelings on material possessions. This is aimed at people who don’t have kids yet.

Crackhappy,
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What about a duct that transfers ducks?

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Well that would just be hilarious.

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All of these are fucking GOLD.

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Any judge would laugh that out of court.

Why is everything in consumer / American life so fucking shitty now - and companies literally just say 'oh bc profit margins' and we're now expected to swallow that and sympathize?

like I went to taco bell and they didn’t even have napkins out. they had the other stuff just no napkins, I assume because some fucking ghoul noticed people liked taking them for their cars so now we just don’t get napkins! so they can save $100 per quarter rather than provide the barest minimum quality of life features.

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I love Joe Vs. The Volcano (where this song is featured) because it really encapsulates the idea of the song.

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What the fuck… this actually happened?!? How did I not know that.

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Oh fuck off. ;)

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No. No you can’t.

Crackhappy,
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Hey. If you use your format, then you won’t be able to celebrate the new year on 123123, 233112 just doesn’t have the same ring to it

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