ohlaph,

If you have a scat fetish, it could be both.

ultratiem,
@ultratiem@lemmy.ca avatar
Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Horny. I just took a shit so I know it’s not the other option.

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Today I jerked off and some semen touched my nipple so guys is my nipple gay?

RogueBanana,

Do you shoot out like a fountain? How did it touch your nipple mate… Nvm don’t bother

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

It’s been a couple days and I clenched really hard before I jizzed.

lightnsfw,

I’ve shot it over my head before…

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

It's actually both, thank you for asking.

Caligvla,
@Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar
Chariotwheel,

Germans watching Scheißeporn once again found an elegant solution to the problem.

UtMan1988,

That’s what it’s there to do! It’s like asking “Did the door bell ring, or did someone hit the door bell button?”

FartsWithAnAccent,
@FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world avatar

It’s concerning that you can’t tell the difference…

intensely_human,

oui

downpunxx,
@downpunxx@kbin.social avatar

does it matter

t_jpeg,

Nothing matters 😔

Alivrah,

Antimatters

MataVatnik,

Been there I get it. Trick is to rub one out while shitting

ekky43,
Crackhappy,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

Even better is Blumpkin Time!

whyNotSquirrel, (edited )
@whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works avatar

The challenge was 3days, how long have you been to holding it?!

roo,
@roo@lemmy.one avatar

Yeah, I’m slipping after 3 days. It’s like putting on beer goggles.

t_jpeg,

Gets easier after day 7 trust me

datavoid,

I haven’t shat in 2 weeks

bigmclargehuge, (edited )

Going for no shit november eh?

SamXavia,
@SamXavia@kbin.run avatar

WTF did I just read.

Lag,

You can’t even go one day without reading about shit pressing on prostates.

SamXavia,
@SamXavia@kbin.run avatar

I've got like 2 years without reading stuff like that lol

pootzapie,

rip

GnomeKat,
@GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

are you even living?

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