MataVatnik

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MataVatnik,

I heard them too, I camped in Goethe State Forest. Had one real close to my tent, sounded like a monkey freaked me out. I volunteered at a wildlife shelter with two barred owls, they don’t like to be bothered. And their entire thing is stealth, they are super silent when they fly and they blend really well with their surroundings. I personally say follow the calls.

MataVatnik,

The baggy eyes really sell it

MataVatnik,

Why did people stop talking to me? I just kept murdering my neighbors and refuse to stop.

MataVatnik,

At this point I believe there is a conspiracy behind it

MataVatnik,

I do it on occasion, I’m in the US.

MataVatnik,

Remember how we had uncle Ben’s rice and Autn Jemima with the black avatars representing their brand? I noticed that these AI drive throughs use the voice of a young black kid. Isn’t it just more of the same? Exploit young black kids for decades, throw them away but steal their voice for an AI Chat. Kinda fucked up imo

MataVatnik,

Well, yes, those caricatures are based off black people that worked in the food industry and came to represent a big part of it. So food brands held on to the image as a way to sell their product. Adopting the voice of a black kid for the AI drive through is not much different imo. It’s a fictional representation of a person that used to do that same job.

MataVatnik,

Liver and kidney failure is my personal favorite combo

MataVatnik,

That’s why you crush them and put them in a smoothie

MataVatnik,

Thank you. I always thought Dave Chappelle was a spiteful comedian, and actually was not very funny. He just turned that energy towards trans people so now he’s become a problem for people. But he was never really that funny to begin with, and the root of his jokes always had some sort of vitriol.

MataVatnik,

No, no revisionism here. I actually never liked the guy and didn’t understand why he was so popular.

MataVatnik,

I definitely did, might give it a second go.

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    Instead of kneeling he should be passed out, with puke on his shirt. …I would know.

    MataVatnik,

    Shoigu doesn’t give a fuck. Holy shit this is mass murder, insanity.

    MataVatnik,

    Fun fact, baby bunnies are so high stress they can die from little baby heart attacks if they are too stressed.

    MataVatnik,

    I’ve been seeing +1000 personnel and 30 tanks pretty consistently. These losses are wild.

    MataVatnik,

    My brother does this, the other 5 of his immediate family are in the life sciences.

    MataVatnik,

    Fucking Britniks. Milei doesn’t give a fuck about the falklands. He said Argentina lost the war and now the only way they could get it back is through diplomacy. And that’s only IF it was something he wanted to do, which he doesn’t.

    MataVatnik, (edited )

    That man is a clown

    MataVatnik,

    You can’t fuck the economy more than its already fucked

    MataVatnik,

    Russia might aswell build a conveyor belt onto the mouth of an active volcano to funnel in young men.

    MataVatnik,

    I know two people with OCD. Living with it is a fucking nightmare. Recommend this interview:

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=lJrXLRQkSqs

    MataVatnik,

    OCD is task/subject specific, they can’t just switch their obsessive behavior from one thing to another.

    MataVatnik,

    It’s a really difficult illness to treat. Unfortunately there is no silver bullet.

    MataVatnik,

    I’ve been begging for sex robots for years now. I’ve been to conferences where scientists were able to film protein conformations using cryoEM, and I saw another scientist genetically modify E Coli to produce a rare natural product in abundant quantities. So where the fuck are my sex robots?

    MataVatnik,

    Fun fact, you can also deliver pizzas with this rucksack.

    MataVatnik,

    Boy let me tell you something about our founding fathers… This man tried to destroy our democracy, he deserves to die. However, for the sake of our civilized society I would prefer to see him rot in jail until he dies in the most unglamorous way possible that way he can’t be made a martyr.

    MataVatnik,

    I wonder what trials and tribulations this man has faced where he feels to make this PSA

    MataVatnik,

    Are you trying to LARP a fleshlight?

    MataVatnik,

    Been there I get it. Trick is to rub one out while shitting

    MataVatnik,

    Anybody notice how bloodthirsty ncd was on Oct 7 in Reddit? Wtf was up with that?

    MataVatnik,

    It was wild, I couldn’t believe what I saw when I poked my head in, I was so turned off by it I haven’t been back. Usually the memes on NCD were nuanced and made fun of a niche aspect about the war, but last time I was there it was this frenzy about murdering palestinians. No jokes, no elaboration, nothing. It felt so unnatural for NCD that I started thinking the comments and posts were astroturfed. Because when I checked NCD here on Lemmy the post felt more in line of what I would expect, funny but not vitriolic.

    MataVatnik,

    Too many people actually agree with the christpfascist state. Unfortunately rioting won’t change their minds, if anything swing more support to their cause. The situation is completely fucked.

    MataVatnik,

    Finally somebody puts it in words easy to understand. This is what I try to explain to people when they try to tell me about some mega Uber duber super secret technology. I’m like, all of the science used for it come from academia. The government doesn’t know anything the academics don’t know.

    MataVatnik,

    Same. Firefox +uBlock on mobile. The YouTube app actually kinda sucks. Never used it

    MataVatnik, (edited )

    That is beautiful. If i humbly may share some pictures and my stick story, though not as poetic:

    Third pic is me with a walking stick I made out of peppermint wood. In the background is Martha, she passed away last year she was a rescue owl who fostered 30 baby owls into independence. First and second Pic are another walking stick made out of random piece of maple my friend found, if you look on the top I carved out Martha.

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/52b7d097-2216-40d3-aeba-4f2000985c95.jpeghttps://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5f49e7ae-fac6-465c-a8b3-fa750954bc7f.jpeghttps://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/21255f52-664a-4eb9-bdd6-656ab540b518.jpeg

    MataVatnik,

    Kill him since I already know it doesn’t get much better

    MataVatnik,

    Public service announcement that you have to eat like a fat piece of shit if you wanna gain muscle. 1 gram of protein per pound of body weight per day too. You weigh 140lbs? 140g of protein per day

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