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redline23, in Worst fear confirmed: You can't launch Modern Warfare 3 without first launching Modern Warfare 2

At some point multiple people looked at this and said:

“Yes. This is exactly how it should work”

Viking_Hippie,

Has anyone checked to see if Elon Musk secretly bought ActivisionBlizzard while we were all distracted with trying to stop Microsoft from doing so?

Because it TOTALLY sounds like how he’d make it work.

Anticorp,

Pay $8 per month to give your character a blue checkmark on their helmet.

Viking_Hippie,

And just like on Twitter, that checkmark becomes an excellent target to aim shots at 😄

oldone, in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’

sketch artist: "I'm good, but not that good"

Viking_Hippie, in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’

Sketch artist: “No can do, but if you slip me a Bennie, I can make it look like you have a chin”

Stuka, in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’

…why are courtroom sketch artist still a thing?

Taigagaai,
@Taigagaai@lemmy.world avatar

Because it’s usually not allowed to take pictures in court

RidgeDweller,

But why? Seems arbitrary and antiquated

LufyCZ,

Think it’s to protect the identities of people

Stuka,

It’s working well, I definitely do not know it’s trump Jr there.

LufyCZ,

That’s not who it’s supposed to be protecting lol

Stuka,

That’s not a real reason. Most courts are recorded, have stenographer and apparently sketch artists. There’s absolutely no reason for court sketch artists to exist in modern society. It’s just silly and wreaks of some conservative tradition.

DragonTypeWyvern,

I don’t think providing steady employment to a local artist is the worst thing taxes support.

Stuka,

If we’re gonna be handing out money for totally worthless tasks, oh boy imma be rich

DragonTypeWyvern,

Be real, bro, you already do that.

Stuka,

…are you illiterate? That’s exactly what I said.

DragonTypeWyvern,

I called your current job useless, actually, but don’t worry your pretty little head about the details.

Stuka,

Oh, you are illiterate. Ok then.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Had to think a bit for that one, huh?

Understandable for your situation.

paraphrand,

Those recordings are not available to the public though, right? Isn’t that the difference? Or am I just mislead here?

I see why the tradition of it feels conservative. But I dunno. I think it’s cool. Seems like good culture.

topinambour_rex,
@topinambour_rex@lemmy.world avatar

Because AI aren’t allowed in court, yet…

Kase,

“Why does the defendant have a different number of fingers in every scene?”

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

-AI flips you off with 13 middle fingers on each hand

kandoh,

Artist is better for privacy.

Stuka, in Worst fear confirmed: You can't launch Modern Warfare 3 without first launching Modern Warfare 2

This author took the valid position of hating whatever the fuck this setup is supposed to be, and made the whole complaint look silly by how thick the BS was laid on.

Secret300,

That’s just modern journalism

sagrotan, in Worst fear confirmed: You can't launch Modern Warfare 3 without first launching Modern Warfare 2
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Do I have to download both torrents?

Viking_Hippie,

Dunno, my plans were already to download neither 🤷😄

dustyData,

I watched a play-through on YouTube instead. I haven’t bought a Call of Duty game in a decade, but this one has to definitely be the worst one yet.

kescusay, in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’
@kescusay@lemmy.world avatar

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

CeruleanRuin, in Eminem's Mom's Spaghetti Pasta Sauce sells out within hours

Guaranteed to make to vomit on your sweater.

NatakuNox, in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’
@NatakuNox@lemmy.world avatar

They are an artist Jr not a miracle worker.

holycrap, in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’

Well if the artist honored that request they wouldn’t have gotten a likeness

sagrotan, in Residents Outraged as Snow Penises Take Over Russia's Yekaterinburg - The Moscow Times | Ghostarchive
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

Here comes the American bigotry to Russia, or was it the other way around? Or is it the same, different brand, like the pants with the 5 stripes??

misk, in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’
@misk@sopuli.xyz avatar

Sam Bankman-Fried must have tried this and succeeded.

https://sopuli.xyz/pictrs/image/f91dc5b3-85fb-4f1b-b746-d1a5e1722d35.webp

abovethelaw.com/…/sam-bankman-fried-courtroom-ske…

TheDoctorDonna,

Brad Pitt was his stand in, can’t you tell?

DragonTypeWyvern,

I’m just going to go out on a limb and assume the sketch artist makes money on Patreon selling custom Edward Cullen “art” and just couldn’t stop the habit.

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

Is this the guy who starred in The Bankman?

loutr,
@loutr@sh.itjust.works avatar

Holy shit the pic with Caroline Ellison is amazing lmao

TheJims, in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’

They’re sketch artists not magicians

nxdefiant, in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’

He looks like the portrait of Dorian Grey

DragonTypeWyvern,

I’d make a joke about Jr saying, “Before, right? Right?!??” but he wouldn’t get the reference.

sndmn, in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’

He should have asked to sketch artist to make him look not guilty.

cley_faye,

They are artists, not magicians.

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