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Ilovethebomb, 8 months ago in Residents Outraged as Snow Penises Take Over Russia's Yekaterinburg - The Moscow Times | Ghostarchive

A petition appeared on Change.org calling on Yekaterinburg students to stop sculpting the snow penises, and as of Friday afternoon, it was signed by at least 17 people.

Even more useless than most of those petitions.

andrew_bidlaw, 8 months ago in Residents Outraged as Snow Penises Take Over Russia's Yekaterinburg - The Moscow Times | Ghostarchive

He’d have a hard time this winter with such a thin skin.

Decoy321, 8 months ago in Worst fear confirmed: You can't launch Modern Warfare 3 without first launching Modern Warfare 2

Really? Your worst fear? You got nothing scarier going on in your life?

Viking_Hippie, 8 months ago

The headline is that of the article, not mine. That part only makes it funnier IMO 😄

Gingerlegs, 8 months ago in Residents Outraged as Snow Penises Take Over Russia's Yekaterinburg - The Moscow Times | Ghostarchive

I believe I saw my first snow penis when I was 18 or so. It’s never not been funny ever since

Mr_Blott, 8 months ago

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ecdfdd6b-52d4-4cad-add7-9cee4c6117d1.jpeg

Rooty, 8 months ago in Worst fear confirmed: You can't launch Modern Warfare 3 without first launching Modern Warfare 2

At this point being into the MW series is basically having a humilliation fetish with a side order of findoming.

Viking_Hippie, 8 months ago

Sadly, that’s the case with most AAA games now. The shit EA and Ubisoft, to name two other examples, get away with because of owning a few extremely successful franchises with huge loyal followings is RIDICULOUS!

Blackout, 8 months ago in Residents Outraged as Snow Penises Take Over Russia's Yekaterinburg - The Moscow Times | Ghostarchive

3d snow penises are so much better than the 2d kind

Tattorack, 8 months ago in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’

I smell insecurity…

Viking_Hippie, 8 months ago

I’m inside my apartment on the other side of the Atlantic and I too can smell it.

MermaidsGarden, 8 months ago in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’

Wow, I’m shocked! Well, maybe not that shocked.

FlyingSquid, 8 months ago in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’

It’s even worse if you see him do it on camera. He did everything but wink and do an air kiss.

tacosanonymous, 8 months ago

Finger guns?

FlyingSquid, 8 months ago

That would at least have made me laugh. This made me want to retch.

theotherone, 8 months ago in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’

Take comfort knowing the sketch artist made him look like Jack Smith’s brother.

eran_morad, 8 months ago in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’

Classy guy like that? No way.

NegativeLookBehind, 8 months ago in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’

His fellow prison inmates will certainly find him sexy. Don’t drop the soap Donnie!

ZeroCool, 8 months ago (edited 8 months ago)

1. Rape isn’t funny.
2. This isn’t even a criminal trial.

Stop embarrassing yourself.

TheRealLinga, 8 months ago in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’

It’s early and I thought this was The Onion for a good 2 minutes. Wow.

o0joshua0o, 8 months ago in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’

The narcissism doesn’t fall far from the tree

Gingerlegs, 8 months ago in Donald Trump Jr asked courtroom sketch artist to ‘make me look sexy’

Ah, like father like son I see