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charonn0, in Iraq bans the word "homosexual" on all media platforms and offers an alternative
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If your societal values and public order are that tenuous and fragile, then perhaps you’re focusing on the wrong problems.

Hildegarde, in Evangelicals are now rejecting 'liberal' teachings of Jesus

liberals are not a religious group that claims to follow the teachings of jesus. Your point is?

APassenger,

The teachings of Jesus, if read for what they say, are the antithesis of the Republican platform.

Also note: the all-knowing God/man said nothing about abortion and it was a thing then, too.

It’s idolatry with a political party trumping (heh) the actual religious teachings.

Vorticity,

Christians are a religious group who claim to follow the teachings of Jesus. Jesus taught many liberal ideals. Some of these include:

  • Helping others
  • Not hoarding wealth
  • Not judging others based on their life choices

At present, many Christians also consider themselves to, politically, be Republicans. The Republican party believes in none of what Jesus taught. They use Christianity to do exactly the opposite of what Jesus taught.

  • Welfare? Pull yourself up by your bootstraps!
  • Capitalism and profit at all costs
  • Condemnation of non-heterosexual lifestyles

It sure seems to me that Republican Christians long ago decided that the teachings of Jesus are too liberal.

Hildegarde,

I appreciate you writing all this out, but…

I was replying to walnutwalrus’s comment:

liberals are rejecting “conservative” teachings of Jesus

And it appears something went wrong and my comment isn’t listed as a reply to that one. This changes the context significantly. Where did you find my comment?

afraid_of_zombies, in Italian man crushed to death by thousands of falling cheese wheels

The fate of one of the many unnamed NPC residents of Townton

afraid_of_zombies, in Iraq bans the word "homosexual" on all media platforms and offers an alternative

Religion of peace

reverendsteveii, in Evangelicals are now rejecting 'liberal' teachings of Jesus

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reverendsteveii, in Evangelicals are now rejecting 'liberal' teachings of Jesus

There are not and have ever been Christians in America. What Christians pretend to believe is fundamentally incompatible with America, so they invent things like the prosperity gospel and the eye of the needle gate so that they can all pretend to be Christians while serving themselves above all. If someone who actually followed Christ’s teachings ever wandered into America by mistake, that person would be murdered by “Christians”. They took all the Christ out, now there’s nothing left but entitlement and child genital mutilation.

EhList,
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You seem to know very little about Christianity or America but don’t let that stop you.

Gsus4,
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How do you interpret the “camel through the needle” saying other than a (nonviolent) leftist (anarchist, actually, because the only authority that matters is God) stance or the “meek inheriting the Earth”?

Ok, ok, I can concieve of Christianity in a pre-left-right-divide (before the French Revolution), but back then it was essentially a branch of government in Catholic countries.

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MisterFrog, in End of an era: Zoom tells employees to return to office for work
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As someone starting out their career in a technical field, I would LOVE to be in the office more if more people from the projects I’m working on were regularly there, but it’s just not feasible to require it.

Capitalism leaves us with barely any time to live, and so much time has been clawed back from WFH.

No way I’m advocating it to be mandatory to come into the office more than a single day a week.

igorlogius, in Google is offering an on-campus hotel 'special' to help lure workers back to the office
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lemmyporn, in Woman with severe allergy ‘left with no choice’ but to buy every packet of peanuts on flight

Fuck this bitch. Walks up to a plane expecting the planet to accommodate her.

intensely_human, in Thief steals supply box from chiropractor, then takes pie from fridge

The pie was in case he encountered a security guard on the way out.

Thedogspaw, in The future is uncertain for the United States after crashing out of the Women's World Cup
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Oh no this thing that nobody cares about happened

Godric,

Yes, and now the headline is "the future for the United States is uncertain " after losing a sports game. It’s in hilariously bad taste considering literally everything else

Madbrad200,
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Seems clear that in context it’s referring to the national team, not the nation itself. This is common in football/soccer.

RanchOnPancakes, in Giant space umbrella tethered to asteroid could protect Earth from climate crisis, study says
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SIR, the fancy word is parasol. A World Parasol. Maybe with some nice lace.

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