Any greenthumbs out there have a humane solution?
db2, You have to introduce their natural Predators.
ArbiterXero, Then we send wave after wave of gorillas at them!
dutchkimble, Guerillas*
ArbiterXero, I’m not sure if you’re making a joke or trying to be l correct me, but that’s hilarious!
Well played
dutchkimble, Was just joking while referencing the movie!
slazer2au, A flamethrower will work and it is not a pesticide.
robbotlove, get away from her you bitch.
NegativeLookBehind, 
They mostly come out at night.
Mostly.
ToyDork, 
xenomorphic screeching
(Almost accidentally wokeposted until I realised it’s a reference to the scene with the kickass robot suit and the Xenomorph queen, silly me, lol.)
LinkOpensChest_wav, 
I just keep an orange tabby called Jonesy around to help with that
geekworking, The only problem is that it’s just a matter of time until he brings a not quite dead one into the house as a present.
candyman337, Fire
Cooljimy84, 
Nuke’em from orbit, its the only way to make sure.
TubeTalkerX, Fuckin' A.
AlexWIWA, I knew someone would beat me to it
cloudless, 
OceanGate has a device that can kill a person faster than the brain can process what’s going on. That should be humane.
downpunxx, 
Game Over, Man. Game Over.
esadatari, is “hug therapy” not the way? that explains my family’s disappearance.
TheFreed, 
Just move out, you have already lost the garden
Buddahriffic, A crowbar might be surprisingly effective.
The_Picard_Maneuver, 
Is it also important to stay entirely silent while doing this method?
nogrub, yeah as soon as you pick up a corwbar you can’t talk anymore
snausagesinablanket, 
as you pick up a corwbar
What is that?
nogrub, hehe i’m stupid :D *crowbar
MystikIncarnate, I’d recommend a pulse rifle, or flamethrower.
If you want to be sure, nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way.
These are not pesticides, therefore within the limitations of the question.
Radio_717, That thing looks like a face bugger from Aliens. What is it?
techingtenor, It is what you think it is haha
H2207, 
Idk maybe a facehugger from Aliens?
Lesrid, I think the original picture is of a coconut crab
Monkstrosity, Nothing an L56A3 Smartgun can’t handle. I always keep mine resting on the back porch ready for these pesky varmints.
H2207, You don’t.
Anticorp, Flamethrowers seem to be the go-to solution if you don’t want to use pesticides.
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