Eylrid,

There’s a store in London that sold human milk ice cream.

ultra,

Ayo

UlyssesT,

There’s an actually quite good Netflix show version of Puss in Boots that basically no one I know has watched that makes this gag.

The barmaid of San Lorenzo is a cow, and she isn’t just the (off-camera) provider of the protagonist’s leche, but she held ice packs to herself to prepare milkshakes one time. volcel-judge

GreenMario,

Never saw the movie so I’m gonna assume humans in Zootopia are livestock. You can calculate the rest lol.

devfuuu,

Hentai memories being triggered…

ElGosso,
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I’m not just calculating it, I’m writing fanfiction about it

H2207,
@H2207@lemmy.world avatar

Well the main plot line is about some drug they use to make the animals go wild again, so that theory might not be too far from the truth.

whataboutshutup,

They won’t tell you, but there are humans in underground farming facilities. That’s just what zootopians accepted as a necessary evil towards less inteligent species. Some even buy them as pets and crossbreed them to have funny features.

Mothra,
@Mothra@mander.xyz avatar

" Then* "

Until we meet again…

zipzoopaboop,

I remember popsicles, was there Ice cream?

MrFappy,

My thoughts exactly.

Kolanaki,
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The very first thing you see in the scene is an elephant scooping ice cream with his trunk.

youtu.be/cIfICkJw8dA

EzekielJK,

Yeah, in the same shop where they bought popsicles, an elephant was also scooping ice cream “with an ungloved trunk” as Judy points out while threatening to issue them a citation.

LittleWizard,

Vegan ice cream anyone?

DragonTypeWyvern,

The Ben&Jerry’s line is actually pretty good.

roux,
@roux@lemmy.ml avatar

So Delicious brand Chocolate Cookies and Cream is where it’s at.

chetradley,

Yes please

sirico,
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Zozano,

There’s milk IRL which means somebody is being milked IRL too. Fascinating.

Laticauda, (edited )

Humans drink human milk, and the milk of other animals. Animals drink the milk of their own species on a regular basis. I will never understand why people get hung up on this in Zootopia as if drinking the milk of other creatures OR the same species is something humans and animals don’t ever do in real life. It’s like y’all just want it to be weird.

ElBarto,

Don’t you know you’re supposed to dissect every single frame of a movie, so you can point out all of the inaccuracies and vaguely relevant plot holes!

DessertStorms,
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I misread your reply, and I think my (slightly tweaked) version is more accurate - Don’t you know you’re supposed to dissect every single frame of a movie, so you can point out all of the insecurities it makes you feel that are vaguely relevant to the plot?

Laticauda,

This isn’t even an inaccuracy or plot hole, it’s something that we already do in real life.

Kolanaki,
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Humans don’t usually sell their own milk to others or turn it into processed foods; it’s reserved for nursing their own babies. There are no lower animals in Zootopia, they are all anthropomorphic and behave like humans. So them having ice cream is akin to human women selling their milk for the masses to consume. It’s a little strange.

Spiralvortexisalie,

I can’t say its to the masses per se, but there are many women who sell their excess breast milk online for other mothers, so kind of close?

demystify,

It’s strange in our culture. Maybe in theirs it isn’t.

rgb3x3,

Do people make breast milk ice cream? Probably. Whether or not it could become normal to be sold to people depends on how delicious it is.

Given that it’s not normal, I imagine it’s not delicious.

Risk,

Apparently human breast milk is sweeter than cow, so it would probably make great ice cream.

I doubt it has anything to do with deliciousness and more to do with taboo and the fact I doubt there’s many volunteers to sit around being milked.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I have nipples. Milk me.

ILikeBoobies,

Human milk has a higher sugar content than cow milk so it probably tastes pretty good. I think the lack of supply is due to the taboo of it and the lack of lactating women who want to get milked all day

regular_human,
@regular_human@lemmy.world avatar

Movie with a rabbit who is a cop OWNED by facts and logic

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen though.

Laticauda,

Humans don’t usually sell their own milk to others

They do though, there’s literally a market for breast milk, especially with women who for whatever reason can’t produce their own.

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Is it common? No. Hence why I used the modifier “usually.”

Vegoon,

Animals drink the milk of their own species on a regular basis

Baby animals. They don’t go around and rape their own kind, kill the kid and steal the milk on a industrial scale.

Perfide,

Pretty sure only humans drink milk as adults

Laticauda,

Actually adult cows occasionally drink milk too, it’s just rare because farmers usually don’t allow them to.

ElGosso,
@ElGosso@hexbear.net avatar

It’s me, I’m getting milked in Zootopia

Kolanaki,
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I imagine being a cow in Zootopia is quite lucrative. Not only do you produce a product people want to buy, you can also satisfy more carnal urges by allowing customers to be the ones milking you.

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