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pinkdrunkenelephants,

I hate how this society has turned something as deeply emotional as cooking and turned it into a factory farm where people think burgers and hot dogs just magically appear with fairy magic.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Because he’s some provincial jackass who thinks anything outside of his personal norm is an unjust and unfair imposition on his right to act as if his experiences are the only thing that dictate what reality is.

He’s the same kind of circus clown that gets angry when you correct him on a factual matter, or on grammar, or if you criticize a popular movie he likes.

He and people like him are extremely self-centered, arrogant, know-it-all crybullies who think they are smart because they are adults. They are clearly not.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

That actually sounds kind of good

pinkdrunkenelephants,

So no one makes little games as a hobby anymore?

pinkdrunkenelephants,

No Back To The Future? Baww

If you had a one-way ticket to Jan 1, 1999 that departs on Jan 1, 2024, and you are allowed to bring whatever fits into a backpack with you, what would you bring to use to take over the world, and how would you use it? (kbin.social)

Assume that the future can change based on your actions, so any historical information that you bring along with you from the intervening 25 years may quickly drift out of the new realities history....

pinkdrunkenelephants,

A computer with lists of winning lottery numbers, stock prices by day of all major companies, archived copies of webpages or, preferably, scanned in newspaper articles of all world events from 1999 until now, and lists of every politician and individual with net worths over $300 million.

Also patents for LCD screens, the microchips in use in the 10’s and now, the efficient solar panels China cranks out if I can get a hold of that information, modern efficient wind turbines, etc. Also important scientific papers written between then and now, especially for Ozempic and Wegovy.

Also, this might be the one practical use for dumb shit like Chat GPT and its ilk, so we’re bringing along a couple of GPUs and copies of each major open source AI I can scramble up.

I use this information to:

  1. Hopefully prevent 9/11
  2. Become filthy fucking rich
  3. Infiltrate the elite and start bumping off motherfuckers one by one Count of Monte Cristo style
  4. Distribute my ill gotten gains to the masses and use the rest to stop climate collapse

pinkdrunkenelephants,

You know we are adults who live in the real world, right?

pinkdrunkenelephants,

They’re actually and unironically going to kill us all, aren’t they?

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Most.

For being shitty.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

So how do we make that happen?

pinkdrunkenelephants,

🤔 Do people still use bitmaps?

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Lol no honey, AI isn’t the way of the future and some troglodyte like yourself certainly isn’t going to dictate what social and moral path we take as a people. You are not in control here.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

You’re the chaff.

Why is everything in consumer / American life so fucking shitty now - and companies literally just say 'oh bc profit margins' and we're now expected to swallow that and sympathize?

like I went to taco bell and they didn’t even have napkins out. they had the other stuff just no napkins, I assume because some fucking ghoul noticed people liked taking them for their cars so now we just don’t get napkins! so they can save $100 per quarter rather than provide the barest minimum quality of life features.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Because you won’t do anything to hurt their bottom line, basically.

Stop eating at Taco Bell and make your own damn tacos at home. Better yet, go buy some from a family-owned taco truck instead.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

What the hell happened to that man?

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Autism trauma?

pinkdrunkenelephants,

🤔 Perhaps he needs people he can relate to and who understand he’s autistic and so not to take any of his faux pas personally.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Mosquitos. Also bedbugs. Any insect that feeds on blood really

pinkdrunkenelephants,

If Lemmy ever does have ads, I will tell everyone to avoid the platform like the plague. No ads. Ever. If your instance is too big to run on donations alone, it’s too big to exist and its members need to branch out.

Future platforms need to be programmed with a max number of users.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Man, why does humanity have to be like this?

pinkdrunkenelephants,

I am positive this is being caused by climate collapse and I ought to make a conspiracy thread about it at some point. Maybe meme it out and post it here.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

It is the root cause of this bullshit as it’s been the main global driving force for a lot of war and bullshit that’s happened this century, it’s directly at least partially responsible for the economic downturn we’ve suffered the past few years even after taking covid into account, and abrupt climate change historically causes civilizations to collapse.

Like, the west is straight up running out of water. The Mississippi is being inundated with salt water. Even eastern cities are facing water shortages. That affects everything, especially food prices which we all have seen are through the roof, and those kinds of stressors drive people to violence and cause revolutions.

Even the mass immigration the right wing is using as their wedge issue to push fascism is being caused by climate collapse. It’s not just the cartels and corruption. People are leaving central America en masse because climate collapse is making it fucking impossible for them to grow crops, so they come up here to work. And the racist right being what they are are threatened by that.

It’s all around us and it’s only going to get worse unless other people make the connection and start doing something about all of these problems.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Ohh, they have a lot of bright ideas, and none of them are good.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

I don’t get the domestic abuse connection everyone is making. I thought it implied the woman was just going to walk out on him. After the PS5 starts blasting, you’d hear the rustle of her packing her luggage in their now former bedroom. Maybe she’ll leave the wedding ring on the dining room table.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

You’re not supposed to memorize the formulas, you’re supposed to draw it out on a graph from which the formula is derived.

It’s literally just a basic linear graph like from Algebra class. You can just trace your finger along the line and find the right temperature, no Egyptian hieroglyphics required.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Bro, it literally doesn’t matter because both MAGA and the ruling class are the two major hurdles for the left.

Take the ruling class out and the left and the right will still go to war against each other.

It’s not the ruling class making them fight. They’re choosing to fight with each other, and scapegoating the situation on the ruling class is a factually incorrect thing to do.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Honestly, I used to feel the same way until I saw what MAGA and the right are really about – genocide, and because of that, it’s impossible for the U.S. left and right to reconcile.

Like I get why people want that – we really should just be Americans again – but the things the factions have done to each other, from the left supporting and helping the ruling class impose the lockdowns on everyone else which destabilized the U.S., to the centuries of racism and abuse the right and their ancestors have inflicted on everyone else, are too severe and too reprehensible for the sides to ethically reconcile.

It’d be better if the left pushed to form an independent country, honestly. They almost did when western states threatened to secede from the U.S. because Trump wasn’t enforcing the lockdowns to the left’s liking. They could wield that power and do it again, and they’d be able to form a military and keep the MAGA cultists away from them, and if the right tries to commit genocide anyway, fight back.

Doing that would also really, really fuck over the ruling class as most of their assets are in U.S. stocks, bonds and dollars which would collapse from such a thing happening, given there’d be no more U.S.

That’s just how I feel on the matter given everything I’ve seen in my life, which is a lot. A lot more than anyone should fairly have to.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

The sarcasm adds such a rich flavor to that, I don’t know how to describe it other than delicious. Perhaps coffee flavored

pinkdrunkenelephants,

That’s actually a dangerous thing to do. They aren’t stupid, they just invested their intelligence into manipulating social systems, including the debate method humans use to resolve disputes, to secure dominance over other people.

Remember those bullies who brutalized you when you all were little? That was just the fascist cultists letting their kids use you for target practice. They’ve been doing it since they were little kids and were not only supported by their parents, but were taught how.

It’s dangerous to write them off as simple country bumpkins.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Isn’t there a directory for safe onion links anywhere?

pinkdrunkenelephants,

And this is why I use laser printers

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Why are they all peeled up like that then?

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Why do people cut the ends before frying them?

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Is there an actual culinary reason or…?

Serious question, I rarely ever cook or eat hot dogs

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Because they hate the system they live in and communism is the only modern alternative that has ever existed.

When someone comes up with an alternative to both, humanity will move forward.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Because he is a fictional character and is more tightly bound by the rules of logic than real people are to maintain believability.

That and it shows the artist’s laziness in not bothering to actually learn anatomy. It matters A LOT in art.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Then don’t get upset over people complaining about it.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

You first

pinkdrunkenelephants, (edited )

No, you’re just grasping at straws to justify ignoring a terrible mistake on the part of the artist.

Dr. Manhattan canonically still has the same skeleton and such. They never said in interviews such mistakes were intentional breadcrumb spreading; he’s a deconstruction of a human with godlike powers and that’s addressed with his thoughts, not his skeleton.

It’s an artist’s mistake. What have you got against people pointing out an artist’s mistake?

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Facial recognition doesn’t work and is racist. Like, it actually is extremely ineffective against dark-skinned people.

pinkdrunkenelephants,

Yes. It’s a distinction we draw based on nature and it’s vitally important to have that distinction. Comparing fetuses to people who are disabled; etc. are false equivalencies because they’ve already been born and thus already have those rights. Birth is the quintessential start of life.

But we both know you’re never going to accept that because you want to subjugate women and deny them happiness, and that’s all this is really about.

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