marshadow,

I would willingly get into a windowless white van if you told me there was aged Gouda inside.

StalksEveryone,
@StalksEveryone@futurology.today avatar

how convenient, you should have a look in the back. sorry no rear passenger doors you’re gonna have to squeeze past this folding seat.

boeman,

windowless white van

That sounds difficult to drive.

surewhynotlem,

No drive. Only cheese.

Natanael,

Even the steering wheel is cheese

Evia,
@Evia@lemmy.world avatar

That’s half the fun

NeoNachtwaechter,

Why does the van have to be white?

tallwookie,

subconscious purity

NeoNachtwaechter,

So, will the van look dirty afterwards? And if yes, is it on the outside or on the inside?

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
ohlaph,

You make a point

garbagebagel,

Even a broken clock is right twice a day

I_Fart_Glitter,

What do I steam in the bloody rag??? I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO STEAM IN THE BLOODY RAG!!!

Worx,

Probably a pudding

LegionEris,

Tbh I’m not really a cheese girl. Give me fancy tomatoes. Fancy tomatoes will hold my attention.

coaxil,

Fav fancy tomatoe? And best way to prepare and eat it??

otter,
@otter@lemmy.ca avatar

Curious too

I like tomatoes, but don’t know what makes a tomato good or bad

LegionEris,

I’m not a tomato snob. All tomatoes are good tomatoes. A fancy tomato to me is pretty much anything you can’t regularly get in any old grocery store. Go into any fancy supermarket or natural grocery store and get any tomato that looks more interesting than your average tomato. I’ll get excited about it.

pikmeir,

Try some kumamoto tomatoes and I think you’ll really like them. They have a more tangy taste, almost like they’re pre-salted.

s_s,
@s_s@lemmy.one avatar

Store-bought tomatoes are designed to ripen at exactly the same time, get picked early, be sturdy during transit to the produce store and store for a longer time on store shelves.

Heirloom tomatoes are selected to taste good when grown in your region.

No tomato can do it all, so when selecting for store bought tomato characteristics, flavor gets lost in the shuffle.

LegionEris,

No favorite. All tomatoes are good tomatoes. Raw, sliced, lightly salted, maybe a a little pepper or paprika.

Nacktmull,

Wait, seriously? No olive oil?!

LegionEris,

Both of the responses to this seem to assume that my love of tomatoes comes from Italy or Italian culture. It comes from the American deep south, much closer to where tomatoes actually come from. Adding oil or extra ingredients takes away from the moist, cooling nature of a tomato on a hot summer day. A tomato is bursting with refreshment. All you gotta do is let it out.

Nacktmull,

Adding oil or extra ingredients takes away from the moist, cooling nature of a tomato on a hot summer day

Tell me you never had Gazpacho, without telling me you never had Gazpacho /s

Seriously though, enjoy your tomatoes however you prefer! 🍅❤️

LegionEris,

My one encounter with gazpacho was… stressful. I haven’t gone back to it since. I have bad memories of gazpacho.

Nacktmull,

Now I am curious …

LegionEris,

I’m not going to get into details, and it wouldn’t be a fun story. It’s just one of my many sad, quiet stories about families paying lip service to the idea of love.

Nacktmull,

Now I feel quite sorry for you. Family trouble is always though. I wish I could make you gazpacho to enjoy in a cosy and nice atmosphere.

Kecessa,

Sliced tomato, slice of bocconcini, pepper, basil and a bit of olive oil

🤤

franklin,
@franklin@lemmy.world avatar

All of these but on a good slice of focaccia

kiwifoxtrot,
@kiwifoxtrot@lemmy.world avatar

Brandywine Pink is the best, hands down.

trash80,

“Only two things that money can’t buy and that’s true love and homegrown tomatoes.”

verity_kindle,

Hell yeah Guy Clark

kiwifoxtrot,
@kiwifoxtrot@lemmy.world avatar

I just had tomato sorbet for the first time in my life and it changed me. It tasted like the pure essence of a fresh homegrown tomato.

garbagebagel,

Paillot de chévere. Local cheese man got me hooked on it.

Kecessa,

Chèvre 😉

banneryear1868,

“Find local cheese men in your area”

hansl,

Haven’t seen anyone mention this one, so let’s go.

The most fascinating cheese would be Casu Martzu (en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu). It is illegal to produce and consume pretty much everywhere, including in Sardinia where it is produced and was invented. It is the world most dangerous cheese, and people have died eating it.

The Wikipedia articles goes into how it is produced, but essentially you leave a good old pecorino outside with some rind removed to allow flies to put their eggs in the cheese. The larvae then consume the cheese and ferment it further. You need to eat it while the larvae are still alive, although the larvae can survive your digestive system and grow in our intestine. Traditionally you should eat the maggots, but you don’t have to.

I would never eat it, mind you, but it is definitely fascinating that such a thing exists.

reagansrottencorpse,

Because the larvae in the cheese can launch themselves for distances up to 15 centimetres (6 in) when disturbed,[4][12] diners hold their hands above the sandwich to prevent the maggots from leaping.

wahming,

That’s one of the grossest rabbit (maggot?) holes I’ve ever been down

shandrakor,

Apparently you need to wear safety glasses to cut it because the maggots leap at you, while the cheese weeps salty tears.

TIN,

OP asking the real questions here

ada,
@ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Blue. Always blue

luci_tired,

hell yeah!

notelonmusk,

blue cheese has mold in it

ada,
@ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

This is the way

Nacktmull,

Luxurious, benevolent and delicious mold that is, you yobbish, cultureless ragamuffin.

Kecessa,

I get that reference!

backhdlp,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

“You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.”

BlueAlienSmut,

Things happen to me when I get a little Humboldt Fog in my mouth

PainInTheAES,

If you haven’t tried it yet check out the Truffle Tremor. It’s Humboldt Fog with truffle, usually promoted around the holidays. - ex-cheesemonger

CM400,

Do you prefer it young, or with some age on it?

BlueAlienSmut,

It gets especially funky when its aged some. Big fan!

Soku,

Dorstone Ashed seems similar in UK, a fine choice indeed

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Brie. It’s soft and buttery rich on the inside, with a white moldy rind that tastes kind of fruity on the outside.

It’s such a contradiction of flavors that I often lay awake at night, wondering about how does a cheese as facinating as brie could exist.

CherryRedDragon,
@CherryRedDragon@lemmy.world avatar

Boursin. I’ll do positively filthy things for that spreadable delight. And pretty much anything for the cheese too ;)

Evia,
@Evia@lemmy.world avatar

Garlic and herb or black pepper? Personally, I don’t mind either but my partner will only buy garlic and herb so I have to smuggle black pepper into my work lunches

CherryRedDragon,
@CherryRedDragon@lemmy.world avatar

I haven’t tried the black pepper one but am always happy to be fascinated by a new cheese

dust_accelerator,

Tête de Moine

(not a lady, but I am witness to the fascinating effect of more than one lady)

flummoxed_lummox,

Kraft singles–the same way I am easily fascinated by soap bubbles, the milky way, and amethyst geodes.

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

What do amethyst geodes taste like?

i_dont_want_to,

Blood

blackluster117,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

With a hint of purple.

Lennnny,
@Lennnny@lemmy.world avatar

Red Leicester and missionary.

whoisearth,

Why fuck with the classics? They work for a reason and Red Leicester is a certified pantry dropper.

eestileib,

Pretty much anything from Cowgirl Creamery

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