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I_Fart_Glitter,

How is that going to work? January 6th two… electric… storming the capital…?

I_Fart_Glitter,

Same with original Star Trek. I love Trek, but that shit is unwatchable. I read the novels to get the context to better enjoy TNG and after, I can’t hand the godawful sound effects and William Shatner’s smug mug. How are there so many episodes based around how “attractive” that man is?!

I_Fart_Glitter,

I didn’t know they made them that big! I could fit so many sewing supplies in that box! * slaps lid of tin *

I_Fart_Glitter,

I’m so confused… This is a parade? Are the red/white/black costumed people part of the wall bit or are they a separate thing? And what are the red people? Lions? Why are there dinosaurs? What’s going on?

I_Fart_Glitter,

My mind is blown by the number of people in this thread outright bragging that they watch 0 TV ever, that they only stream Netflix on their computers.

Assuming we are talking about watching shows and movies, in any platform, on any device, I’d say 1- 1.5 in the summer and 3-4 (per day) in the winter. I feel weird watching stuff while the sun is out, it’s like I’m staying home sick from school. Spring/summer I’m usually out gardening until it’s well dark, then a shower, then a show then sleep. In fall and winter it’s nice to be cozy and watch something after dinner until bedtime. I’m usually also doing a puzzle or knitting, or some other small craft that doesn’t take much attention.

I_Fart_Glitter,

It’s an incredibly rewarding hobby. I mainly do ornamental flowers because there are so many critters here that want to eat any veggies I try to grow, but I have plans for a chicken wire hoop house/veggie fortress this spring.

I’ve heard that it’s one of the best hobbies for mental health because it includes exercise and sunshine as well as immediate gratification (the way a bed looks after it’s been weeded, or a plant after it’s been carefully deadheaded or pruned, planting already blooming flowers from the nursery) and long term/delayed gratification (planting a seed that won’t bloom for months or years, encouraging native plants to flourish and crowd out invasive plants and weeds).

One of my favorite things is the volunteers, the flowers that come from the fallen seeds of flowers I planted. You never know what color they are going to be once they bloom, it’s always a fun surprise after waiting for weeks or months after spotting a little volunteer to see what color it will bloom!

I_Fart_Glitter,

No, those aren’t true “soap operas.” Real soaps were on five days a week and were campy as fuck, people dying and being reincarnated as an orangutan whose brain was surgically placed into their still living twin, only to find they are now pregnant by their ex lover’s mother in law, who happens to be a powerful psychic and knows all the secrets that will turn life upside down for the handsome new guy in town who can’t seem to ever keep a shirt on…

It’s all lit in a really specific way too, like 90’s Glamour Shots from the mall- all blurry and glowy, in a dreamy way.

I’m gonna say Sunrise Bay was most likely referring to Sunset Beach. It ran from 1997- 1999 and had 755 episodes. www.imdb.com/title/tt0118484/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

I_Fart_Glitter,

I’ve noticed that too! It drives me crazy. I’m always expecting an evil twin to show up.

I_Fart_Glitter,

So, some of the details there are switched around as I only caught an episode here and there as they aired, but Passions. If that interests you, you’ll love Passions. Be warned, sexual assault is a very regular, recurring plot device.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Passions

(spoilers)

2001 witnessed the failed double-wedding of popular couples Luis and Sheridan and Ethan and Theresa, and their subsequent journey to Bermuda, where Sheridan apparently perished in a boat explosion and Theresa wound up married to Ethan’s ex-stepfather, Julian Crane. In 2002, Julian and Timmy set out on a journey in the magical land of Oz as Theresa was “executed” for Julian’s “murder”

In 2003, Passions submitted an orangutan named BamBam, who had been portraying the recurring role of Precious, for a Daytime Emmy Award. Precious was the non-speaking live-in nurse and caregiver for elderly Edna Wallace, and held an unrequited love for Luis Lopez-Fitzgerald, which was depicted in elaborate fantasy sequences.

In summer 2005, the prominent character Simone Russell came out as gay; Passions made daytime history by being the first serial to show two women—Simone and love interest Rae Thomas—in bed making love.[14] In 2007, it was revealed that longtime hero Chad Harris-Crane was cheating on his wife with another man. This was also a daytime first, with the men portrayed in bed together, committing—albeit unknowingly—incest.[15] Passions also portrayed Vincent as an intersex person who became pregnant with his own father’s son.[16]

2006 saw the extravagant Passions Vendetta plot,[37] in which Alistair lured 19 people (Whitney, Simone, Paloma, Chad, Ethan, Theresa, Gwen, Lena, Spike, Jessica, Maya, Noah, Esmé, Fancy, Luis, Edna Wallace, Norma Bates, Beth, and Marty) to Rome, where he planned to take over the world with a chalice stolen from the Pope’s private chambers; the plot saw the death of Lena, Maya, Alistair, Beth, and Marty.

I_Fart_Glitter,

I don’t see it anywhere. I don’t know anything about “sailing the high seas” but perhaps that would be an option.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut, but that’s a book.

It’s not my favorite ever, but I’m currently watching a weird Canadian, 30 year old-woman-finding-herself comedy drama that is based around a magical therapist who uses time travel in his sessions. It’s called Being Erica and it’s on Hulu. I can’t stop watching it.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Magic Spoon is pretty good though. Although you can buy it at Whole Foods now.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Last time this was brought up somebody pointed out that in certain countries (Germany, I believe) it is actually illegal to drive without purpose, so endlessly circling the roundabout would be illegal. I’m so confused how this could ever be enforced though, not the roundabout thing, but generally. Not anymore, but during lockdown I would put on an audio book and just drive around the countryside for hours. The purpose was keeping me sane, but I wasn’t going anywhere.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Interesting! Though, with the amount of confusion the roundabout in my town (California) still causes after two years in existence, I fear for my countrymen’s ability to conceptualize this two lane miracle of modern wonders. I foresee a lot of attempted lane changes in the circle from people who accidentally got in the “get out on the first turn” lane.

arcadis.com/…/bringing-the-turbo-roundabout-to-th…

I_Fart_Glitter,

Every fall I try my best to like both of those. I’ve always had them growing in my yard or a neighbor’s and had friends who are so excited to share from their trees. I just can’t. I’m thinking of making an apple butter type spread with the persimmons this year, we’ll see.

I_Fart_Glitter,

No, that would be apples.

I_Fart_Glitter,

:: :shudder: :: I know, I try… it’s just… ew… I can tolerate them in a persimmon pudding which is a steamed sticky cake. My grandparents were British and I guess that’s a thing there. They have to be that consistency for the pudding, we used to joke that they had to feel like “an old lady’s triceps” before making it. Now that I’m middle aged I’m on the lookout for persimmonyness in my arms.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Private citizens enslaving people is illegal because it is forbidden in the constitution. Only the government is allowed to enslave people now, as punishment for crime. “Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.”

I_Fart_Glitter,

Honestly I think I would mostly use it for naps. So many naps.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Can I ask what year that was? We’ve known that greenhoused cuttings need an oscillating fan in order be able to hold themselves upright once they start to gain height for the 30 years that I’ve been growing that way. It’s like a little work out for them.

I_Fart_Glitter,

I’m sure it was just that no one realized it would scale to trees, since that hadn’t been done before. As far as I know you don’t have to do anything special in that regard with small seed-grown plants in a green house, only cuttings that root from stems, and so have weaker roots at first and stalks that were previously branches. I’m sorry I sounded critical, I was just curious.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Which part is off to you?

I_Fart_Glitter,

I’m in California and the house I grew up in in the suburbs had a slot like that. I was kind of jealous of friends who had a “real” mailbox and going out to check the mail was a thing they got to do every day. I live out in the country now and the mailbox is 150 meters from the house so I only check it once per week. If there’s a package that’s too big to go in the box the letter carrier has to drive all the way up to the house and gets pretty pissy about it, they definitely would not come shove letters through the door every day.

I_Fart_Glitter, (edited )

Nutrition. I spent years reading about nutrition to the point of being afraid to eat basically anything, I went to a “nutritionist” school with a strong anti animal product bent.

I don’t want to hear your nutrition “facts.” If it works for you, good for you! If you want my advice about what works for me, I’ll freely give it when asked. But literally every research based bit of nutrition advice can be contradicted with another bit of research based nutrition advice and most people are working with a model of nutrition science from about 1995.

I swear if I have to listen to one more emotional to the point of tears monologue about the perils of soy/dairy/meat/gluten/carbs/cholesterol/saturated fat/vegetables/“modern fruits”/grains/unfermented foods/bioaccumulated whatevers/etc WHILE I’M TRYING TO EAT, I may take advantage of my pointy food weapons.

Eat what makes you feel vibrant and leave everyone else alone.

I_Fart_Glitter,

My cat bonks her teeth on the bottom if there isn’t a Protective Layer of Kibble^tm^ on the bottom. I switched her to a silicone toddler plate ( www.amazon.com/gp/product/B07FK341WP ) and she doesn’t have that trouble.

But also- stale greasy meat crackers, covered in dried cat slobber < fresh greasy meat crackers, not covered in dried cat slobber.

The toddler plate with a meal sized portion, cleaned after each use has eliminated kibble waste and fussiness.

I_Fart_Glitter,

“Put guns back in the hands of stalkers” is all I’m hearing here.

I_Fart_Glitter,

That’s Tylenol (acetaminophen) for the US folks.

I_Fart_Glitter,

It’s para-acetyl-amino-phenol vs para-acetyl-amino-phenol.

I_Fart_Glitter,

I didn’t eat meat for 25 years, so I’ve just gotten used to ordering everything at Taco Bell with “beans instead of meat.” Same experience- extra flatulence, yes. Meme worthy diarrhea, definitely not. But then recently they got my order wrong and it was all meat. I eat meat now, so I figured why make a fuss, just eat it. I learned that day what the memes were about.

I_Fart_Glitter,

It’s good cheese, man.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Perhaps you powder the rue and prepare a roux.

I_Fart_Glitter,

OH MY GOD, AM I FINALLY GOING TO LEARN WHAT I"M SUPPOSED TO STEAM IN THE BLOODY RAG!!! Every time this is posted I try to find out…

I_Fart_Glitter,

Be careful, lots of popular arrangement flowers are very bad for kitties:

sandiegofloraldesignblog.com/…/most-common-cut-fl…

I_Fart_Glitter,

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring!

I_Fart_Glitter,

I like to think that you were just too excited to share this information to use commas, or take a breath.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Season one of The Great was, well, great. It was funny and interesting. But then it got dark AF. No spoilers, but it made me ugly cry at one point, then it just got depressing and boring.

I_Fart_Glitter,

Well, I really want to try AND blow up the planet because…

“we regularly demand of people that they suppress or deny the most effective way they have of situating themselves socially in the world”—their language (Lippi-Green 2011, p. 63). Institutional function often depends on a particular set of beliefs about how language, especially the standard language, works. Lippi-Green and others refer to this set of beliefs as the standard language ideology, defined as “a bias toward an abstracted, idealized, homogeneous spoken language which is imposed and maintained by dominant bloc institutions and which names as its model the written language, but which is drawn primarily from the spoken language of the upper middle class” (Lippi-Green 2011, p. 64; see also Agha 2007).

annualreviews.org/…/annurev-linguistics-011718-01…

I_Fart_Glitter,

That’s fine. As long as language is living and evolving there will be people sitting on their porches shaking their canes at it and yelling about how it was “better in my day!” Some people are this way because they haven’t yet been made aware that it’s racist, classist and elitist. Some people embrace that.

I_Fart_Glitter,

You knew exactly what the person meant who said “try and.” There was no issue of effective communication. You had a problem that they were, in causal, online forum, written speech, not using the preferred phrasing of upper middle class white people.

Plenty of authors and editors have gotten the memo on this issue. It’s ok that you’re holding on to the past, it is the way of things.

I_Fart_Glitter,

I see you are evolving the definition of words yourself! Interesting take.

I_Fart_Glitter,

It’s my feel good show of the moment, sorry I used to give you a bad feel.

Real answer though, I asked the cleaning lady at my work if I could provide an unscented product for her to use on the floors because the Pine Sol gives me a headache. She said her favorite product for floors is Amway All Purpose Cleaner, she just uses the Pine Sol because clients like to “smell the clean.” You don’t have to join the pyramid selling scheme to get it anymore: www.amazon.com/…/B09BTPZGZN/

I use vinegar at home, but I just have shitty linoleum.

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