Pregnenolone, (edited )

Dick cheese

Edit: absolutely discriminatory

Kecessa,

I’m surprised there’s no “Dick’s cheese” from a small producer somewhere…

oldGregg,

There’s a performer named Richard Cheese

Kecessa,

Oh man I had forgotten about him! I listened to his songs in the early 2000s!

BuddyTheBeefalo,

At least one answer that does not require rape and beastiality.

TIN,

OP asking the real questions here

MaryTzu,

St nectaire.

Not actually fascinated by it. I’m not fascinated by any cheese. But it tastes divine.

thelsim, (edited )
@thelsim@sh.itjust.works avatar

Young Gouda cheese with cumin seeds.

edit: cumin, not kumin! But still delicious :)

ChexMax,

Goat cheese and jam!!

Noodle07,

Cherry jam

I_Fart_Glitter,

onion jam!

backhdlp,
@backhdlp@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

“You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.”

flummoxed_lummox,

Kraft singles–the same way I am easily fascinated by soap bubbles, the milky way, and amethyst geodes.

RickyRigatoni,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

What do amethyst geodes taste like?

i_dont_want_to,

Blood

blackluster117,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

With a hint of purple.

CherryRedDragon,
@CherryRedDragon@lemmy.world avatar

Boursin. I’ll do positively filthy things for that spreadable delight. And pretty much anything for the cheese too ;)

Evia,
@Evia@lemmy.world avatar

Garlic and herb or black pepper? Personally, I don’t mind either but my partner will only buy garlic and herb so I have to smuggle black pepper into my work lunches

CherryRedDragon,
@CherryRedDragon@lemmy.world avatar

I haven’t tried the black pepper one but am always happy to be fascinated by a new cheese

hansl,

Haven’t seen anyone mention this one, so let’s go.

The most fascinating cheese would be Casu Martzu (en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Casu_martzu). It is illegal to produce and consume pretty much everywhere, including in Sardinia where it is produced and was invented. It is the world most dangerous cheese, and people have died eating it.

The Wikipedia articles goes into how it is produced, but essentially you leave a good old pecorino outside with some rind removed to allow flies to put their eggs in the cheese. The larvae then consume the cheese and ferment it further. You need to eat it while the larvae are still alive, although the larvae can survive your digestive system and grow in our intestine. Traditionally you should eat the maggots, but you don’t have to.

I would never eat it, mind you, but it is definitely fascinating that such a thing exists.

reagansrottencorpse,

Because the larvae in the cheese can launch themselves for distances up to 15 centimetres (6 in) when disturbed,[4][12] diners hold their hands above the sandwich to prevent the maggots from leaping.

wahming,

That’s one of the grossest rabbit (maggot?) holes I’ve ever been down

shandrakor,

Apparently you need to wear safety glasses to cut it because the maggots leap at you, while the cheese weeps salty tears.

klemptor,

Shropshire Blue!

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Brie. It’s soft and buttery rich on the inside, with a white moldy rind that tastes kind of fruity on the outside.

It’s such a contradiction of flavors that I often lay awake at night, wondering about how does a cheese as facinating as brie could exist.

RBWells,

Humboldt Fog cheese has everything I want in a cheese, in one cheese. It is amazing. My kids got me an entire wheel of it for Christmas, I portioned, double wrapped and froze it but it’s gone now. My favorite fancy cheese by far.

I am fascinated by Limburger though. How can something that smells like literal shit taste that good?

I_Fart_Glitter,

It smells like an athletes foot infection. I had a room mate who was obsessed with it, mostly because it made her feel fancy. I got her some glass containers to keep it in the fridge, but she would just put it on a plate uncovered in there and make everything in the fridge taste like athletes foot. We had to throw away the britta pitcher.

Franzia,

I’m looking for a different kind of brand, I could say. Let’s say you cut the cheese. And it doesn’t smell so bad… Good, even. Now that’s fascinating to me.

thelastknowngod,
DiatomeceousGirth,

This woman cheeses

rosymind,

Fresh mozzarella, particularly the kind with truffel oil

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