csolisr,

Remember those ideas you’re having about living on your own and being respected by other people? Sorry, that’s not gonna happen.

Dubious_Fart,

Don’t listen to what anyone else tells you.

It will never get any better for you. Only worse and worse.

Also never, ever, fall in love. The only women that will ever express any interest at all in you are mentally unstable abusers who will hurt you in ways far worse than your family ever did.

qyron,

“You are not responsible; you were loved and wanted. Don’t lower your head. Dare to speak your mind. Don’t be afraid to tell others what you go through. You are going to be a bigger person than you expect.”

RadicalKittenWanabe,

You have ADHD

Admitting you are wrong is the first step towards being less wrong

You are not that smart, you are just a guy with glasses that can’t fight and makes sentences that are way too long

Be sure to be doubtful

BonesOfTheMoon,

Run away from home and stay gone as soon as you can. Never talk to your parents again.

Lorindol,
  1. Do not let Mom ever have brain surgery.
  2. Make grandma see a different doctor. The current one is clueless.
  3. Bust Dad for smoking in secret and force him to stop. You know how it can be done.
  4. Idea of Mom and Dad getting a divorce is a scary one, but it probably would make their and your life a lot better.
  5. Start jogging daily. You’ll never like it, but you need to do it to.
  6. Ask her out when you’re 15. She likes you too.
  7. Start taking guitar and piano lessons. Turns out you have musical talent, you just haven’t realized it yet.
  8. No, I won’t tell you how to get rich. You’d fuck your life up royally with unlimited money.
fushuan,

carry on, life is great. Endure and you will be happy. It suck right now but you will spend way more time happy than sad.

GlitchyDigiBun,
@GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Be less Christian to be more Christ-Like.

Being gay is not something you’re stuck with, it’s who you are and you have every right to celebrate it.

You’re very clever. Don’t use your cleverness to manipulate or do harm.

You will find love.

ACAB

candle_lighter,
@candle_lighter@lemmy.ml avatar

no

daddyjones,
@daddyjones@lemmy.world avatar

When you finish college - keep making/playing/studying music. Play more rugby - when you’re too old to play you’ll wish you had. Don’t sell your mandolin or your acoustic guitar. You’ll regret them both in later years. Buy bitcoin.

RIPandTERROR,

God isn’t real

Buy Bitcoin ASAP and have a prepping plan

Your family doesn’t care for you

Chai,

Dad dies when you’re 23. Mom is mentally ill, don’t ruin yourself trying to save her. Buy bitcoin!

echodot,

Thanks. I’m inventing bitcoin.

I don’t know what it is, but that doesn’t matter no one does.

Rocky60,

Say no more often.

KrimsonBun,
@KrimsonBun@lemmy.ml avatar

Don’t.

geco2,

Don’t stop Martial Arts training!

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