blotz,
@blotz@lemmy.world avatar

Weighted blanket

FQQD, (edited )
@FQQD@feddit.de avatar

if you say no you’re a loser

tacosanonymous,

Looser than what?

Swedneck,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

your mom

's waistline, i’m so happy for her managing to lose so much weight!

techognito,
@techognito@lemmy.world avatar

So that when we bang

the drums, she can dance with beautifully and enjoy here life!

FQQD,
@FQQD@feddit.de avatar

my bad, english ain’t my first language

tacosanonymous,

Fair enough. Wouldn’t worry too much. Native English speakers do it too.

Jumuta,

Don’t worry, native speakers are usually worse at grammar

Lizardon,

more weight

burgersc12, (edited )

You sound like this guy

BlueKittyMeow,

It’s giving Giles Corey

MisterLister,

I’m long out of school… Can I still take the deal?

euphoric_cat,
@euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

yes of course

genoxidedev1,
@genoxidedev1@kbin.social avatar

I don't even go to school anymore, I just like saying "yes".

tooclose104,
@tooclose104@lemmy.ca avatar

I work at an active mine, I think it would be more than a week off though if any part of me gets crushed by a 2 ton rock. Gonna need some milk after that…

Evilsmiley,

Do i get crushed before or after the time off?

euphoric_cat,
@euphoric_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

after

Donkter,

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

That’s a tough one.

Evilsmiley,

Thats a tough sell tbh but i think I’ll still take it

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Give me before or no deal.

Noodle07,

I don’t understand, where’s the catch?

supercriticalcheese,

the 2 ton slab weights 2 tonnes

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Very easy catch

lugal,

Wage labor in a nutshell

uriel238,
@uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Two tons accelerated to mach 25 from orbit? Practically instantaneous and spectacular.

I’ll donate the two weeks to someone stuck in a shitty school.

henfredemars,

Doesn’t specify if the crushing is before or after the week off.

techognito,
@techognito@lemmy.world avatar

Either way, no more school

anothercatgirl,

no because when I come back to school I would get a crapton of makeup homework assignments

BeigeAgenda, (edited )
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

I would gladly go back to school and youthful ignorance, the rat race gets old very quickly, all the responsibilities and bills 😑

So actually I’m already under the rock…

phuntis,
@phuntis@sopuli.xyz avatar

jorjor

Pizza,
@Pizza@lemmy.world avatar

🌊🤴

Why9,

SHIIZAAAAA

strawberry,
@strawberry@artemis.camp avatar

yes

thySatannic,

That looks like the entrance to the GTA Online bunker

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