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bigboismith, to asklemmy in can anyone tell me wtf this is?

Me : )

Agent641, to asklemmy in can anyone tell me wtf this is?

Goa’uld

No_Eponym,
@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

Kree lo tak!

dutchkimble,

Indeed

10_0, to asklemmy in can anyone tell me wtf this is?

Looks like a dead centipede that got infected by a parasite in the legs

echodot,

Where in the world do you live, so I can order a nuclear strike.

lauha,

The Tanzanian blue ringleg occupies a cosmopolitan distribution, and is found across all major continents; however, it has not been widely documented in Europe. It is thought to be native to the majority of continental Australia (with the exception of Victoria, South Australia, and south-western Western Australia), Africa (except for the Eritrean Highlands and Red Sea Hills), most of South and South East Asia, Madagascar and Sri Lanka. The centipede has been introduced to much of the Americas, with sightings outside its native range in Peru, Mexico, Argentina, the Bahamas and the Southern United States. It has been proposed that the preference of red-headed centipedes for habitats similar to the conditions on ships has resulted in their widespread invasion of inhabited areas.

So everywhere except Europe and Antarctica

echodot,

With it

thisNotMyName, to asklemmy in can anyone tell me wtf this is?
greyhaven7, to asklemmy in can anyone tell me wtf this is?

It’s a common house centipede.

Generally good critters. They do bite though.

nova_ad_vitum,

I know they’re generally harmless (they eat bugs and won’t bite you if you leave it alone) but they make my skin crawl and I can’t help but kill them with extreme prejudice when I find one.

OceanSoap,

Same. Just seeing one makes me gag. My physical response to them is wild, and I WILL kill it.

feminalpanda,
@feminalpanda@lemmings.world avatar

The big thing for me is it’s a sign there are bugs for them to eat in your walls or house.

SendMePhotos,

If it has more appendages than I do, I immediately dislike it.

tkk13909,

Dogs tho

ArcaneSlime,

Nope, dogs and I both have four limbs, my tail is just on the front.

tkk13909,

I’m not sure whether I would prefer your reply to mean that you have mutant tail on the front of your body or that you believe dogs do not have dicks.

ArcaneSlime,

Pick one, I’m happy with either lol.

electrogamerman,

Third option is he is comparing himself to a female dog

tkk13909,

True true…

tooclose104,
@tooclose104@lemmy.ca avatar

My person, arms and legs are both appendages. But now that you mention it… is a trail an appendage?

ahal,

We got tail bones too, close enough.

tooclose104,
@tooclose104@lemmy.ca avatar

Good point!

Fosheze,

You’re just jealous that you don’t have than many limbs.

SnipingNinja,

I actually wonder if it becomes possible, how many people will get more hands

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Same. They’re just too damn creepy to let live.

Reddit_Is_Trash,

Wait, common!?

greyhaven7,

Oh yeah

Zoot, (edited )

Midwest here, insanely common.

CanadaPlus,

Or at least, it was.

bbpolterGAYst,
@bbpolterGAYst@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

they bite???

atyaz,

Not only do they bite, they are venomous. So if one does manage to bite you, it will hurt like a bitch.

On the other hand, one will most likely not bite you.

dingleberry, to asklemmy in can anyone tell me wtf this is?
BigPapaE,

I couldn’t stand these guys

iamhazel, to asklemmy in can anyone tell me wtf this is?
@iamhazel@beehaw.org avatar

Saw the same thing in a nightmare last week

cupcakezealot, to asklemmy in can anyone tell me wtf this is?
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Welp time to burn down the house

victron,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

The only sensible answer.

RizzRustbolt, to asklemmy in can anyone tell me wtf this is?

Alien from The Hidden.

shiveyarbles, to asklemmy in can anyone tell me wtf this is?

Throw some sweet baby Ray’s on it

vox, (edited ) to asklemmy in can anyone tell me wtf this is?
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

a good ol’ centipede. they like crawling out of drains and usually completely harmless (they can bite afaik, but never happened to me, even though i liked to rip their legs off as a kid for some reason… also depends on the species)
this one is super chonky tho and has less legs then regular ones I’ve seen before… probably American one /s

interolivary,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

even though i liked to rip their legs off as a kid for some reason

How many people have you killed? Be honest

BlueKittyMeow,

Guy my sister used to like apparently used to, as a VERY small child … maim/decapitate chicks. He has no memory of doing this but it freaked his mother out. I was told that he earnestly avowed “But I don’t do that ANY MORE!”

He ended up becoming a butcher, I’m dead serious. Apparently a really calm and protective and caring guy?

This is the kind of stuff that contributed to my decision to never have kids. Way too big of a risk 😬

Supanova, to asklemmy in can anyone tell me wtf this is?

This shit is freaky! I would abandon that house and move to a different country lol

SynopticVision, to asklemmy in can anyone tell me wtf this is?

Kos, or some say Kosm

needthosepylons, to asklemmy in can anyone tell me wtf this is?
@needthosepylons@lemmy.world avatar

My brother/sister in christ, have you considered nuking your neighborhood from orbit ?

MissJinx, to asklemmy in can anyone tell me wtf this is?
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

kraken sperm

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