awnery,

there was a point in time, between the mid 90s to the mid-00s, in the U.S., where you could be a very manipulative piece of shit, wthout knowing anything, except how to get these crap computers running again.

actually they probably run some old ass linux fine even now. i hate to see the internals trashed for a junkyard - that trashed computer could be running the junkyard.

that said, i went looking for parts for my car on the internet, at local junkyards. i think they are running the old-ass computers.

PissinSelfNdriveway,

What’s the problem here? That unit will do all your floppy disc needs until the end of time

psmgx,

What’s the form factor? ATX?

Rip out the guts and slap in a Ryzen with some SSDs. Troll people by playing Farcry or something equally as demanding on it.

WaxedWookie,

At this point, Farcry probably released closer to that computer’s release than today…

Duamerthrax,

A lot of prebuilts from that era made up their own case dimensions.

Cort,

Add non standard power supply sizes to the list.

PeterPoopshit, (edited )

By the time they got rid of the AT form factor found around the pentium and early socket 7 era, motherboard sizes and screw hole placement started following the ATX specifications which meant standardization. Manufactures still sometimes did really dumb shit with case designs but they still do that today. For example I once saw this shitty compaq with the psu right over the cpu so you can’t fit a serious cooler. And those iconic Windows XP Dell Dimensions everyone had were only big enough to fit micro atx motherboards even though the case was basically mid tower sized. I can’t even remember how they made such inefficient use of the space but it involved lots of stupid brackets and screws in idiotic places.

xenoclast,

Sleeper builds like that are getting pretty popular actually.

Smokeydope,
@Smokeydope@lemmy.world avatar

The first PC I used growing up was the family e-machine. If nothing else it had good recognizable branding with that E power button design.

the_seven_sins,
@the_seven_sins@feddit.de avatar

It will still run Windows 98 just fine.

AngryCommieKender,

Just don’t connect it to the net. Bots will hardlock the machine in less than a second

the_seven_sins,
@the_seven_sins@feddit.de avatar

Just like when it was new.

Wolf_359,

Can you elaborate on this more?

Is this really an issue? I mean it makes sense with the security updates being non-existent for a long time now, but would bots really hardlock the machine fairly quickly?

xenoclast,

Nowadays the resources required to even bother with a botnet targeting win95 machines would be almost non-existent. That said, I guess someone could be managing something that targets all win32 versions … the internet is weird place

AngryCommieKender,

I don’t know if it is still the case, but I had an old box that was working in 2015, booted it up and pulled the data I wasn’t sure I had backed up. I wanted to see what would happen so I connected a Ethernet cable to my home router, and the computer immediately locked up. I hard rebooted, and it locked up before even getting through the boot up cycle. I recycled the machine later.

zanyllama52,
@zanyllama52@infosec.pub avatar

My emachines etower 566 is my daily driver, am i my alone here? It’s current year, and this thing is still not obsolete.

reagansrottencorpse,

My families first computer was a Goliath of an IBM tower. Similar gross color I believe. If someone came home suddenly when you were wackin’ it you had to just unplug it because it took too long to get the porn off the screen and onto something else. It also would give you away at night with it’s insane modem sounds when connecting to the Internet.

Akareth,
  • My family’s* first computer
  • with its* insane modem sounds
mtcerio,

The “never obsolete” refers to a subscription service, where they would periodically send you updates somehow. LGR has a good video on this.

cashews_best_nut,

Click here to download more RAM!!

marker2002,

Your link seems to be broken; I’ve clicked like 4375 times…

Agent641,

Computer is coughing

happyhippo,

Reminds me of my first desktop PC.

Intel Pentium II 266Mhz, 64MB of RAM, 2.99GB HDD.

Of course a 3.5" floppy drive was also included, and a CD-R Reader.

I had to purchase a 33.6k modem separately, tho.

cashews_best_nut,

I played C&C on an Intel 486DX4 100MHz.

Much speed. Great game!

happyhippo,

For me it was StarCraft / Broodwar, Warcraft (when it still was a RTS) AOE / AOE2, and Caesar III.

hydrospanner,

We had very similar sets of games.

I also had Roller Coaster Tycoon, Pharaoh, and a few Star Wars games.

DarthBueller,

Man that overdrive chip was off the hook. Took me from playing Descent frame by frame on my 486 DX 33 mhz machine to smooth as butter frame rates.

HoustonHenry,

I got vague memories of Mega Man and Wolfenstein on my families first computer, Dell 286

glitch1985,

Did it have the turbo button?

happyhippo,

Nope. What was it for?

17s32k,
@17s32k@lemmy.world avatar

Holy Hell, i’m pretty sure that’s fridge kick’s doom 2 in at 30fps with a translucent ATX Case Upgrade ( ̄~ ̄)

Knightfox, (edited )

What do you mean, this bad boy is probably powering a semi-critical government system somewhere, definitely not obsolete.

Edit: not even joking or shitting on it, there’s probably a proprietary software system out there somewhere that a contractor was paid to build ages ago. The contractor is out of business or doesn’t support it anymore, but it works perfectly in its one little spot. Also an update is gonna cost a quarter of a million dollars.

I’ve seen disk chart meters at facilities that are 40+ years old and need a new disk chart every so often. You could replace it with a digital meter, but that won’t integrate with the rest of the control panel and a third party took over production of the disks 15 years ago. The system works great and it’s unlikely to be updated unless they stop making the disk charts.

Edit 2: the correct term is circular chart recorder

Zhao,

I had almost this exact scenario happen with a CNC machine for a very old but profitable niche company. Pain in my ass.

Cihta,
@Cihta@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t know if it’s still there but I once did some work getting a plasma cutter back to operational. OS/2. Not even warp!

Oh it’s a pretty solid OS but i mean, damn.

Parallel port hardware key and everything. I do believe in keeping what works working but at some point you gotta let go because you run out of people that can solve problems with it.

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Seems like this issue is across a few different industries. I had two CnC machine running software on old PC’s with special cards to interface with the drives. One was running in a Dos box while the other was running windows XP. We could never afford any down time so it was fine some old PC’s that can still run this stuff.

SomeAmateur, (edited )

There are some data recording systems on planes designed in the 90s that still use the original designs. Memory cards that are as big as your hand and only hold megabytes worth of data.

Upgrading would be fairly simple in theory, but getting anything approved to be used on an aircraft is an expensive pain in the ass so they don’t want to go through that. They don’t need any more storage capacity either.

So somewhere out there some companies are making these now ancient parts for now ancient systems, and probably making a killing because nobody else makes them.

Cihta,
@Cihta@lemmy.world avatar

I made so much money on this kinda stuff. And even after all updated they still kept those damn chart recorders. Luckily they were standalone and I guess easier than hitting print.

And most of you would be terrified if you knew what they were manufacturing. Ignorance is bliss, trust.

Colorcodedresistor,

outside of manufacturing steel grotesque horror/violent art pieces i don’t see how anything being manufactured would be terrifying to anyone these days.

But you have my interest. I’m curious to know what you think the rest of us couldn’t handle.

Cihta,
@Cihta@lemmy.world avatar

Why did you have to bring attitude into it?

There are components of various flying machines that are critical and must be made at certain temp and humidity. Else they are out of spec. That’s pretty much it. The people in charge of this are less thorough than you’d like.

Be nicer.

Colorcodedresistor, (edited )

text has no attitude except for the bias you bring to it. i was asking a genuine, curious question. You took it for something else. That’s fine, you are free to do that. But lets not mistake Direct questions as not being nice.

And certain temp and humidity levels for material tolerances is industry norm for Computer, Engineering and Design fields. there is nothing scary about it. Why would you think that would be scary?

X amount of Material in so much thickness and height and Spun can Withstand A B C tolerances under ‘these’ conditions.

this material is made uniquely because chemists and engineers found the right mixture… and you’re selling what equates to glorified cooking as voodoo magic that you think people would be terrified of. wat…???

Am i Being Nicer? I am sorry your feelings got trampled in the way of proper discourse to get answers.

Not only am I not your child, i’m not your mother or your spouse. So if you want Nice, Ask them. Otherwise fellow Other Human out of 8 billion, welcome to the jungle?

Cihta,
@Cihta@lemmy.world avatar

What are you on about?

I’m actually in complete agreement with you. Yes there are safeties and whatever, I was just saying those safeties aren’t exactly monitored as you would expect. Don’t worry, I’m sure it won’t affect you. Wasn’t this just about chart recorders?

As for the personal stuff, sorry you took it that way. You want to argue about something we agree on and I know exactly how that goes. As such, i suggest we just skip to the part where we chill and do something fun. No you aren’t my child but picking apart my simple comment is sorta… well you know. It’s all good, you might be one in 8 billion but I’m still your friend. Take care.

NoSpiritAnimal,
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

See also: Pennsylvania State Emissions Testing System

HowManyNimons,

I know for a fact that many hospitals are still running 1970s COBOL on beige servers in the corners of basements that have been taken over by ICU wards. Because I has to maintain that shit amongst the dying. Weird job.

SkidFace,

This is super true. I occasionally visit a TRIGA reactor that was built decades ago, and a good chunk of the computers critical in infrastructure run comically old versions of windows since software used to operate the faculty was a custom job.

UnspecificGravity,

This was a computer for idiots even when it came out.

RawrGuthlaf,

Reformat it and upgrade the RAM and it did pretty good.

HawlSera,

Wasn’t there a time when it was considered unfeasible that anyone would ever need more than a few kilobytes?

Usul_00_,

"640k should be enough for anybody "

Bill Gates (in 1985, defending the limit for the dos os)

doctorcrimson,

I wonder if it’s possible to get a bunch of these, daisy chain the processors, and span hard drives until it can install and run Monster Hunter World. Lack of VRAM is the only foreseeable issue.

wsweg,

Surely there would be enough latency to make it unplayable, no?

chic_luke,

You forgot cache distance. That would also critically hinder performance

moonsnotreal,
@moonsnotreal@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I doubt enough of these exist to make an adequate E-Machine supercomputer

Noodle07,

Why mhw in particular?

doctorcrimson,

The PC version has probably the worst optimization of any game I’ve ever played. It’s an incredibly lazy console port, framelocked and all.

p1mrx,

Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

Mod parent up.

kadu,
@kadu@lemmy.world avatar

lack of VRAM is the only forseeable issue

Not at all - VRAM isn’t nearly as important as people make it out to be. It’s actually kinda weird how all of sudden Reddit and Lemmy became obsessed with VRAM.

The actual bottleneck in this infinite chain of obsolete computers would be the link speed between each client, as eventually the mere length of cable would be enough to delay signals to the point their pooled computation would be slower than a frame requires, but also the sheer processing power required to even assign load and regroup the information calculated by each system.

doctorcrimson,

I realize the irony of me talking about latency as a concern given my absurd above suggestion, but I think the bus speed would slow dramatically if it only relied on regular RAM.

FakinUpCountryDegen,

God,the number of these I sold at Best buy…rolling my eyes the entire time…and making absolutely sure the customer understood exactly what that phrase meant in this ultra-scammy context…

Ended up not being able to handle that job. Something about literally full-time debunking of lies printed on everything in sight was exhausting for me.

LukeMedia,

How were they trying to justify that statement?

rmuk,

You bought the computer and paid a subscription to be able to replace the computer with a new one every year or two.

LukeMedia, (edited )

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  • Psythik,

    It actually was a good concept cause you’d get a massive discount on a new PC by signing up for the subscription program. The only thing “scummy” about it was the way it was marketed.

    scottywh,

    I sold a bunch of them used… Lol…

    They were basically obsolete the minute they were shipped to stores with the shitty Celeron CPUs, virtually no RAM, and tiny hard drives but people still bought them from me a year later for too much money.

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