ergifruit

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God’s Hottest Mistake

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World’s Strongest Fujoshi

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ergifruit,

NewPipe is the MVP. my partner played a link on regular YT the other day and there were five ads for a ~20 minute video. absolutely disgusting.

ergifruit,

the ending of the words is ALMSIVI

ergifruit,

Bird is Bored of Flying, by Mastersystem, is the best soundtrack for falling into a depressive haze. Death Dream and Loneliness and the Scream by Frightened Rabbit, who shares the lead singer above, are also incredible. Music can keep the void from growing, and let you sort of float atop it.

ergifruit,

clove oil, babes. you can buy cloves and coconut oil at the dollar store. dump em both into a pot, simmer on low for a few hours. strain and pop into a container. it’ll solidify, so you can just swipe a chunk and tip it across your gums and into any applicable holes. not as good as the distilled stuff, but it’s kinda hard to make that yourself without the proper equipment.

ergifruit,

as a Norse pagan, i want to kick every last one of these freaks in the dick. we need to work even harder to get these braindead removed away from our spaces. a reminder to all our other pagan friends: if you let a cockroach into your home, it will nest.

ergifruit,

Behind the Bastards

My Brother, My Brother, and Me

Boston’s Favorite Son

ergifruit,

it’s an extremely good podcast, plus they lost their sources so if you’re interested in a specific part, you can read up on it. i will say that some of the episodes are hard to get through. dark humor can only help so much, lol. but it’s a great way to learn stuff you might not have been exposed to. if you’re interested in that, you also might like Blowback. first season is the Iraq War, second is the unofficial US war with Cuba.

ergifruit,

wow, sounds uncannily like my ex. does he also believe in mowing down protesters?

ergifruit, (edited )

“Something wrong? Must’ve been night shift!” i had to quit working for medical reasons, but i was so thrilled that my leaving fucked them in every sense of the word, because i picked up all the jobs and extra shifts no one else wanted. true satisfaction.

ergifruit,

still not as bad as any Frank Miller run

ergifruit,

thank u based Aku Aku

ergifruit,

that’s how you catch stoners, not aliens

ergifruit,

correct. also daylight savings and the 12-hour clock is bullshit. we should at least have Greenwich/UTC as a secondary clock, kinda like how some regions have their own calendar and have the Gregorian calendar as a secondary.

ergifruit,

if you wanna run over people that bad, why not try playing GTA?

ergifruit,

if you’re good at a service, always get paid for it 🤷🏼

ergifruit,

weird, that doesn’t look like bottom-shelf vodka…

ergifruit,

you just know their food slaps

ergifruit,

Meclizine

Meclizine is an antiemetic that works far better than Dramamine, imo. You can find chewable tablets, but it’s far cheaper and more efficient to just get the pills. I get migraines + have IBS, so I’m constantly nauseous. (And have emetophobia, so I’ll do anything I can to avoid it.) It doesn’t make you drowsy like Dramamine might, either.

ergifruit,

unironically thought about getting a SpongeBob TV like this to replace my busted one. it was $20 new, but i didn’t have enough room to set it up. those things have a really thick back.

ergifruit,

no, no, i definitely posted it, then immediately felt disgusted with myself

ergifruit,

i had a similar experience, and now i’m permanently disabled and require a mobility aid, and i’m not even 30 yet. the thing that saved me was getting a new PCP who actually believed me and got me in for testing— apparently my lumbar vertebrae look like a crushed pop can. so much of this could’ve been avoided if i had gotten treatment early. if you can, try and find a female doctor, one kind of younger, because in my experience, they’re the ones that will actually listen to you— especially if you’re a woman, or AFAB. if there’s a disability advocacy or support group in your area, or even online, hot them up. they’ll be able to let you know which doctors to avoid, at the very least. if you live in a rural or semi-rural area, you might even have to go into the bigger cities to find a decent one. most of all, you know your fucking body. you know your lived experience. don’t let anyone gaslight you into thinking your pain isn’t real, or doesn’t matter. it’s scary and painful to try and find a decent medical provider, and it can feel like you’re stuck searching forever. but there is someone out there that’ll help you. please don’t give up looking.

ergifruit,

i don’t think god can help, at this point…

ergifruit,

i’m more concerned about the sick fuck that would eat fish on a plane. worse than the break room microwave, i’d imagine.

ergifruit,

really putting the “ooh” in “oo-mox”

ergifruit,

Do ya love me? Could ya learn to love me?

ergifruit,

a Domino’s white sauce, spinach, and feta pizza fucking slaps. but Little Caesar’s is cheaper than both, so 🤷🏼

ergifruit,

i haven’t used Reddit since the big migration, and quit Xitter way before then. i still use YouTube a lot, but use NewPipe instead of any app or webpage. can’t stand Discord either way, but use it for a couple MMO guilds i’m in. it sucks that the shitposting scene on Masto isn’t as big as Xitter, or maybe i’m not looking in the right places. (i know jorts.horse has some good posts on their local, but i don’t wanna move from my instance.)

ergifruit,

tastes okay, but the meat is a bit stringy and wiry… it’s like there’s no fat in it at all!

ergifruit,

i know a couple of people with health issues that make it so they can’t, so they use powder instead. Gold Bond or baby powder, usually. i think it also depends on how much you sweat.

ergifruit,

mid price point rice cooker. not as much of a cool/fun answer as the rest, but it lets me meal prep for days. i don’t like cooking for just myself, but it’s so easy to use that it doesn’t feel like a waste. plus i always overcook my rice on the stove 😅

ergifruit,

cannot emphasize the importance of decent quality cleaning supplies enough. it’s a game changer.

ergifruit,

sometimes knocking yourself out when you have sleep issues/night terrors can just leave you trapped in the nightmare. 0/10 would not recommend. there’s also a non-soporific med for nightmares that can be prescribed, but its original purpose was a blood pressure med, so it can cause fainting and dizziness :/

ergifruit,

because it’s easier to come after real people, since we don’t know all loopholes, can’t jerk them around indefinitely, have no individual power, can’t afford lawyers, and are all around an easier mark.

ergifruit,

ya gotta hunker down reeeeeal low to get your face all up in there, but it's something that'll always stick with ya.

ergifruit,

is it, though? the quality has gone down even further, even if posts are still being made. a shitton of stuff on Reddit is lost, only kept on the Internet Archive instead of the actual site. considering a lot of power users jumped ship, there's less content in general. so, yes, it's still perfectly functional, and people are gonna use it. but it's gonna degrade at a pretty steady rate, and the users still there are gonna use the site less because of it.

ergifruit,

my partner uses an iPhone, and i'll never understand how. there's so many hoops you have to jump through to find or do anything on there... the UI is a complete shitshow. it's the least intuitive interface i have ever had the misfortune to use. Macs are somehow even worse. if you love someone, find them an Android replacement and set it on baby/elderly mode with all the buttons huge and in one spot. a fucking Jitterbug would be an upgrade.

ergifruit,

if the prisoners learn life skills that could lead to gainful, legal employment, how are they supposed to be forced back into the system for free labor?

ergifruit,

as someone with IBS, cold/frozen liquids are the way to go... pun fully intended. it might be a bit difficult to keep things cool, but frozen sports drinks and the like are good for keeping you going. it's really unhealthy, and i absolutely can't recommend it, but it should work. you get a lot of your water intake from food, too, so if it's not getting any of that, the water you ingest from liquids/frozen liquids is gonna get sucked up by your large intestine and, in theory, you'll need the toilet less. good luck with, uh. your thing.

ergifruit,

"nofapping Reddit" is the greatest way i've ever seen anyone describe the situation

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