Texas_Hangover

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Marketing Company Claims That It Actually Is Listening to Your Phone and Smart Speakers to Target Ads (www.404media.co)

A marketing team within media giant Cox Media Group (CMG) claims it has the capability to listen to ambient conversations of consumers through embedded microphones in smartphones, smart TVs, and other devices to gather data and use it to target ads, according to a review of CMG marketing materials by 404 Media and details from a...

Texas_Hangover,

And its never satisfied, and gets progressively worse.

New extensions you’ll love now available on Firefox for Android (blog.mozilla.org)

Today, Mozilla announced more than 450 new extensions (software that adds new features or functionality to the browser) to users on Firefox for Android at Mozilla’s AMO Android page. This milestone marks the launch of a new open extension ecosystem on mobile where developers are now free to create and publish extensions and...

Texas_Hangover,

Why wouldn’t you?

Texas_Hangover,

Fuck you.

Texas_Hangover,

What a whiney little bitch lmao.

Texas_Hangover,

Not sure how you get there, I’m not sniveling because the internet doesn’t respect my dubious celebrity lmao.

Texas_Hangover,

You can frame it whatever way you want to feel good about yourself. I still don’t give a fuck over here

Texas_Hangover,

Dark mode for the fucking win.

Texas_Hangover,

Maybe if you’re a fucking moth I suppose. You aint gonna be bothered by OLED in dark mode unless you got your face in my crotch already lmao.

Texas_Hangover,

My god that bitch is insufferable. The best thing to happen to Sarah Andersen was 4 chan.

Texas_Hangover,

Boy, that was funny.

Texas_Hangover,

Not as offended as they would be if called them Lafuckingtinx to their face lmao.

Texas_Hangover,

As well you should.

Texas_Hangover,

This is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen all day, and it’s been a long day.

Texas_Hangover,

Jews.

Texas_Hangover,

Yes.

Texas_Hangover,

Only in Klingon.

Texas_Hangover,

I’ll be damned if I’m going to a frozen hellhole sober.

Texas_Hangover,

We don’t give a flying fuck what you think.

Texas_Hangover,

With a spikey tongue tho. That’s some monkey paw shit right there.

"Jogging From the Perspective of Animals" by Jake Likes Onions (files.mastodon.social)

alt textFirst panel: [blank white space with black text] Jogging from the perspective of animals Second panel: Wolf by a tree looking at a man jogging. “What are you running from, apex predator” Third panel: Wolf: “Are you chasing prey?” “You need to conserve energy” Last panel: [second wolf peeking in] “The hell...

Jake Likes Onions comic. First panel: [blank white space with black text] Jogging from the perspective of animals Second panel: Wolf by a tree looking at a man jogging. "What are you running from, apex predator" Third panel: Wolf: "Are you chasing prey?" "You need to conserve energy" Last panel: [second wolf peeking in] "The hell is that guy doing" [first wolf] "I don't know. I don't understand"
Texas_Hangover,

Meanwhile, my dog when the walls creak due to temperature changes and every other living thing in the house is asleep and doesn’t care:

HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCK! HOLY FUCK! ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM JUMP SCRATCH HOLY FUCK!

Texas_Hangover,

Bigger? I’ve never seen a cyclist that didn’t look like a vegan that ran out of soy.

Texas_Hangover,

Holy shit! They have SUV’s shaped like cones now? I’ll have to watch out for those.

Texas_Hangover,

Hey, if you ever do anything memorable, something might get named after you.

Texas_Hangover,

Yeah, but what about the heartburn?

Texas_Hangover,

Heating and air conditioning.

Texas_Hangover,

The judge is a female, maybe read the article before spewing incorrect genders all over the place.

Texas_Hangover,

Is your sister even real bro?

Texas_Hangover,

As I understand it, most girls on the internet are in fact dudes out to scam poor simple thirsty motherfuckers like us, so “tits or gtfo” is simply a type of verification process to protect ourselves 😇

Texas_Hangover,

You can even use it if you’re NOT filthy commie scum!

Texas_Hangover,

Dem rangz doe! LAAAAAAAAAWD!

Texas_Hangover,

Habanero’s are about as good as it gets for delicious flavor with some burn. Any hotter and you just can’t taste anything just pain.

Texas_Hangover,

I believe it! Cats are often assholes.

Texas_Hangover,

You look like a dumbass.

Texas_Hangover,

I’m guessing Washington, Idaho, and Montana.

Texas_Hangover,

That’s the WiFi, you STILL gotta have a cable or three somewhere.

Texas_Hangover,

Damn! Why was the dualshock such a pain in the ass? Ive got a couple I’ve been wanting to unfuck, but if its that tedious of a process I’ll just say screw it lol.

Texas_Hangover,

Egg in toast.

Texas_Hangover,

Is Bubba Wallace working at Tesla now?

Texas_Hangover,

Suck another cock?

‘Get Help’ – Elon Musk Blasted for Mocking Ukraine With Fake Zelensky Picture (www.kyivpost.com)

‘Get Help’ – Elon Musk Blasted for Mocking Ukraine With Fake Zelensky Picture The world’s richest man has continued his campaign against Kyiv, this time by using a fake picture of President Zelensky to mock Ukraine’s fight against Russia’s full-scale invasion....

Texas_Hangover,

That’s pretty fucking racist.

Texas_Hangover,

You love those ideas until they can be used against you. That’s why reigning such fucked up abilities of the state is so important.

Texas_Hangover,

You’re paying way more attention to me, than I am to you. I have no idea who you are.

Texas_Hangover,

*heinous.

Texas_Hangover,

EV’s use brakes too motherfucker.

Texas_Hangover,

Dubya

Texas_Hangover,

What you just say motherfucker!?

Texas_Hangover,

Still waiting for a link.

Texas_Hangover,

Tell that to the Jews.

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