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Ransom,

Never read the books. Enjoying the show. Lee Pace is a gem.

Ransom,

I’ve come close to watching play through. And, thankfully, I don’t think Daryl has covered it completely (with spoilers) on Psych of Play, otherwise it might have been spoiled. Looking forward to experiencing for myself.

Ransom,

Yet so many Americans insist on blindly worshipping these cowards as heroes.

Black Mississippi Woman Discovers the Police Who Were Asked to Help Find Her Son, Were Also Responsible for His Death (www.theroot.com)

After more than 7 months, specifically 172 days, Bettersten did not hear one update about the whereabouts of her son. As any loving mother would be, she figured that she would never learn about her son’s fate. She would call the Jackson Police Department often asking for updates, but the lead investigator would tell her there...

Ransom,

I loved that service. Printing photos at the pharmacy is such a pain.

Ransom,

Image looks like Felix Colgrave. Look him up on YouTube after you finish your blun- I mean, grape cigars.

Ransom,

Haha. Awesome.

Ransom,

Jesus Christ.

Ransom,

The concept of having $20MM in my lifetime, never mind actually spending that much annually, is insane.

Ransom,

Remember that American couple that was executed for sharing nuclear secrets?

Ransom,

I’m an overweight middle aged man. Can I make money on OnlyFans? Shit is getting tough and seeing people do NPC shit on TikTok or bone on OF while making more than I do is awefully demoralizing.

Ransom,

Maybe something like, “My pegging journey, from gooch to shute.”

Ransom,

Chances she’ll be placed by another out of touch geriatric millionaire?

Ransom,

I really enjoy the Wisecrack YouTube channel for my philosophy phix.

Ransom,

So we suiciding or what? Only slightly kidding.

Ransom,

My b-hole winked when I read this.

Ransom,

Be careful around popcorn kernels when you’ve got an old filling.

Ransom,

She got some boob pubes poking out.

What was your weirdest experience with corporate-owned social networks? (plus paste your story in ChatGPT with the prompt "Re-write this story as a digital gothic story: ...") (lemmy.world)

I’m really fascinated by the digital gothic genre recently. Maybe you are in the mood for a little funny challenge. Excited to read the results :D

Ransom,

I can’t decipher what the original story was.

Ransom,

…but rather a malevolent whisper from the abyss. It beckoned me toward an abyssal abyss…

This is poetry.

Ransom,

When I hear that one of these good apples has fallen in the line of duty, I say a prayer of thanks.

Baton Rouge woman says she was 'sexually humiliated' by police in 'torture warehouse' (www.nbcnews.com)

An embattled Louisiana police department has been hit with a second lawsuit alleging officers from a street crime unit dragged detainees to an unmarked warehouse dubbed the “Brave Cave,” where they were assaulted, stripped and subjected to body cavity searches....

Ransom,

They’re the bad guys. When one falls, I cheer. At some point citizens will meet violence with violence.

Ransom,

Hadn’t heard of this but stoked to try it out!

Ransom,

742 days. I hate this new job way more than my old one. :-(

Ransom,

I don’t know what to do. I’m in my 40s, making good money, but I can’t stay here. Worried that I’ll leave for another hellscape. Don’t trust my own judgement anymore.

Kind of want to start my own thing but that’s a whole other level of scary.

How many ingredients does it take to call it a salad?

My significant other ate cucumbers and onion with some ranch. I called it a cucumber onion salad. She says there aren’t enough ingredients to call it a salad, because “it takes multiple ingredients”. I pointed out she had three and asked what the minimum is. She refuses to answer so I ask Lemmy.

Ransom,

This is the answer. Confirmed.

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis apologize over letters of support for Danny Masterson (abcnews.go.com)

The three women were members of the Church of Scientology, as is Masterson. All three women said they were initially hesitant to speak to law enforcement because they said church teachings discouraged reporting to police. The women eventually left the church....

Ransom,

I like Topher. His podcast was charming as heck.

Can you recommend books with meme culture humor?

No, I am serious about this. I wish to get back into the learning of reading, but as a beginner I am repelled by the intense use of vocabulary, literary devices of classical literature books or intense and difficult-to-follow storyline of modern day fiction. I want to read a book that is clearly made with people like me in mind....

Ransom,

Real Ultimate Power: The Official Ninja Handbook. Other people have heard of this right?

Ransom,

Some of the few books that had me laughing out loud.

Ransom,

Oh shit. My daughter just started culinary school. Is there a fulfilling path forward for her?

Ransom,

So I guess I’m a landlord. We have a house that we rent. Bought it in 2007 using this cool thing called a sub prime mortgage. So we were sorta forced to hold on to the house and rent it.

Fast forward 15 years and I’m now renting the house I live in from a landlord. It’s made me realize that we’re good landlords. My dishwasher has been broken for two months collecting mold while its replacement has sat in my living room waiting to be installed.

Our own tenants have mostly been cool but I wish the guy we cut a break with (few months for free when he lost his job during covid) hadn’t grown weed in the garage and damaged some floors.

Other than that one guy, I don’t expect anybody to thank me.

Ransom, (edited )

Yeah, I’ve put a bug in her ear about some of the niche job paths. Private chef, test kitchens, etc. would love to see her win the lottery with something lush but know that is not to be expected. Thanks for your response!

Ransom,

This is encouraging. Thing is, she’s on the spectrum. I could see that working in her favor or becoming something unmanageable. So far she is the star pupil according to chef and if she could just complete a two year program and feel good about that accomplishment, my heart would be swole.

Even if she walked away from it in a few years, if she took away half of the positives you did I would consider it a win.

Thanks, dude!

Ransom,

She would do that. She’s twisted.

Ransom,

Extremely interesting. She’s really into Asian food (Vietnamese and Filipino) but has a natural talent for Tex Mex and soul-ish food. Thanks for the response!

Ransom,

Bought the house when we had one kid. Now we have four. It’s too small for us to live in right now. That said, we’re thinking when our older kids move out we’ll move back in to our first house. The mortgage is certainly cheaper.

After leaving that house we moved twice (into larger homes… my in-laws moved in with us at one point). We bought both times. We rent our residence now for a couple of reasons: COVID fucked up my finances from a few angles and we couldn’t get lending this time. And we’ve got 3 kids moving out in the next 3 years or less. So we’re kind of in a transition period anyway.

Ransom,

Haha. Reddit was magic sometimes.

Ransom,

I like to fill my asshole with water and then blast it out a couple of times. Keeps them insides clean, too.

Ransom,

He’s Q but it’s TLOTR

Ransom, (edited )

Rick Beato - music theory Meat Canton - animation James Lee - animation Tasting History - food and history Bunch of cop watchers and civil rights folks. Bad Cop No Donut stuff.

Oh. Also:

Captain Disillusionment - VFX and skeptics Corridor - VFX Movies with Mikey - film video essays In/Frame/Out - film theory and savage commentary Emmet Short - pop tech Daryl Talks Games - psychology of video games. I cry. WrySci - small channel but funny science stuff. Wish it’d have taken off.

Ransom,

Love Tech Connections

Ransom,

Sometimes before a trip I watch bad landings. Makes me feel better.

Ransom,

They have that weird throat bag that they cough up too, when they’re looking to fuc.

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