Psaldorn

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I’m a Streamer and Software Dev in Liverpool, UK.

Stop by if you fancy a chat or whatever, twitch.tv/psaldorn

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Psaldorn,

Why don’t instances/communities have languages and let us filter by language? Seems like a huge oversight.

Psaldorn,

“EVERYOOONEEEE”

Psaldorn,

Mine goes DING

Psaldorn,

I’m not showing off, I hate it. Stupid retro style clockwork. To do anything below 3 minutes you have to wind it over 3 minutes and back again. FUCK. And the red sticker that tells you that is unremovable, so the fucking retro style is ruined anyway. Hard to believe it was manufactured in this millennium.

Psaldorn,

I’m not. I long for the days I had one that went beep.

Psaldorn,

Gorn with the wind

Psaldorn,

Very hip, groovy even

Psaldorn,

Limited time, limited locations for you to safely make it out with loot. Like Tarkov or DMZ.

I find the episodic nature more enjoyable than mmo total time sink fwiw

Psaldorn,

Yes, but that’s not what this is. More freeform, the loot is the objective (plus mission macguffins sometimes)

You leave the game into a meta game/strategy later

Psaldorn,

It’s definitely flawed in a bunch of ways, I usually play with a hardcore self imposed rule set, getting good ammo to beat armour is one way, another way is just avoiding those fights or taking medium quality ammo from the corpses of other players after the shooting stops.

There are some changes soon where armour is more localised, meaning a spray of cheap ammo to the torso still stands a chance of getting through for massive damage. It may also reduce the number of people wearing armour. I’ve not played in a while, the AI is what really turns me off, dying to a bot a mile away without warning. But that’s also part of the charm. shrug

Psaldorn,

Car is short for carriage

Psaldorn,

That’s why the accompanying pistol is called the “Five-seveN”

Psaldorn,

PHP too

Psaldorn,

I think they just mean a 3 point turn with extra space. Pull in and reverse out.

Psaldorn,

It’s on gamepass too, I have game pass but haven’t played it. Watched a few streams, that was enough

Psaldorn,

Out of range for Bless? Fall back to thoughts and prayers.

Psaldorn,

None of them would know what the connection is… at first. That would be some serious cringe as they all realize I am the common denominator. 😖

Psaldorn,

Time for your just desserts

HP says I should have known its £399 laptop bargain was too good to be true (www.theguardian.com)

[…] Parcelforce texted the delivery slot. No delivery. Parcelforce and HP’s tracking systems then claimed I had refused the parcel. I scheduled a redelivery for the next day. Parcelforce then rang me and the agent acknowledged a delivery had not been attempted and that the tracking information was false. It claimed HP had...

Psaldorn,

The one time I got a prebuilt desktop for myself it was an HP Omen. Terrible decision.

Single unit radiator that struggled to cope with the CPU under any load, custom case so a larger rad AIO won’t fit, buy a new case.

Usb controllers overwhelmed while streaming and gaming so bought a controller card. Nope, there is only one slot on the mobo and that’s for graphics. (Yes, I should have checked first)

Useless bloatware always crashing and popping up over screen. Changes made to windows registry mean sounds fade in if no sound was played for a while (including alerts or memes on stream so you only hear the last part)

Many regrets.

Psaldorn,

Widen mouth, tongue out, “dadddyyyy”.

Good progress though. 7/10

Psaldorn,

Maximum natural light.

Maximum number of corners.

Psaldorn,

The subtle off-colour nature

Psaldorn,

Hey, c’mon I switched universes and back again but it still won’t load

Psaldorn,

As a developer I still find it an extremely frustrating and unintuitive experience.

Psaldorn,

This is beyond science

Psaldorn,

Hate to be a spoilsport but this is just for fun, not a real thing.

Psaldorn, (edited )

You’re ghostin’ us motherfucker!

Psaldorn,

Before work each day: https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/697efa7b-0ba2-4f6c-8cc1-c4214d47ae03.jpeg

Psaldorn,

This minions memes are coming back in unexpected ways

Psaldorn,

NO THEY’RE NOT GONNA HOLD ME DOWN

Psaldorn,

Are you an angel?

Psaldorn,

11

Psaldorn,

I worry you are incentivizing them to just put their faces closer to the boobies

McDonald's prices are out of control. (cdn.masto.host)

Gee, it’s almost like corporations are gouging consumers so badly that their market advantages are being lost due to greed. Inflation this quickly isnt real. It’s what happens when you come off a global pandemic with millions dead and corporations see they can freely abuse you by exploiting the public zeitgeist that prices...

Psaldorn,

HONK John Spartan, you are fined 10 credits for violation of the verbal morality statute.

Psaldorn,

🎺🎺🎺

Psaldorn,

Also shown in that blowing glass show on netflix.

Psaldorn,

Imagine the ship choir though 🤌

Psaldorn,

Espresso-fine.

Psaldorn,

Knock knock, open up the Dayquil, it’s real.

With th’ non stop, pop-pop of its a hallucination

Psaldorn,

It’s a great places to have lunch when the sun’s out, a nice moment of peace in a city and not far from the winter gardens too

Psaldorn,

Looks like slo mo guys guy

Psaldorn,

RIGBY…

Psaldorn,

Oh noooo, you’ll just have to buy another copy of the game, whoopsie-doodle! Sowwy! 💰

Psaldorn,

The Big Cronch

Psaldorn,

He legs too long for he goddamn hips!

Psaldorn,

The highest of scores would be 0

Psaldorn,

If I worked in a car wash I would demand to be called a hose boss

Psaldorn,

It’s quality of upvotes, not quantity.

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