PlasmaDistortion

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PlasmaDistortion,

They are not even ashamed of doing this!

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At that point I would just live in the barn.

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It’s defective.

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Common enough that it can happen on any display.

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I only kept the app on my phone for the rare occasion I wanted to read a full post from one linked here. Those have evaporated so it lost its last little bit of usefulness.

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Whoever wrote that episode was stoned out of their mind.

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So just a typical lottery winner.

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I would identify people in need that are renting a home and taking good care of it. Then I would buy the home and sell it to them for $1.

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To me this is amazing news, I am allergic to Red Dye #3. If I eat something that has it, within seconds my throat closes and I can barely breathe. The worst part is that there is no need to use it. Sweet Tarts for example uses beets to get the red coloring in their candy.

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I started to to compare ingredient lists from packages of candy and it was the only thing that was on all of them.

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Sadly these did not work to detect it for me.

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I just watched that episode today.

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Sir, Risa is a utopia. There are no problems. Ever.

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I ate at a restaurant that sold this stuff. It was $85 a cup. I can appreciate a good cup of coffee but never at that price (monetary or cruelty).

Do y'all have any suggestions on how to stimulate an unruly puppy?

I have a very smart 4 month old goldendoodle who loves getting into everything. She has no interest in her toys or chews. I’m at my wits end. She won’t respond to any correction or redirection. I puppy proofed tf out of my house but she still finds shit to get into. Idek where she gets some of the stuff she finds....

PlasmaDistortion,

Your dog wants love and attention, not distractions. That may change a bit as they get older but some dogs are just this way.

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Wrong bird. This is a Loon and one of the coolest birds alive. They dive under water and swim long distances popping up in other spots away from predators. Why the last panel in this comic is funny is that these birds can’t really walk on land. They sort of push themselves and try to stand up but it’s just weird. They are also just curious about humans but will keep their distance.

Now Canada Geese are just total jerks. They go out of their way to bite anyone they don’t like the look of. They are just a-holes.

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If Smeagle had his nails done…

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Well this is how I just found out she actually died.

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Sorry but this is a good thing. Earths population is too large for the resources available.

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From the looks of things it looks like Chloe dodged a bullet.

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I assume they are anticipating that the car will be stolen so the insurance company has to pay instead of the auto manufacturers.

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Bartell was so nice before Rite-Aid got involved. They really screwed over communities with that one.

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This was literally the first thing out of my mouth after reading the title.

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Did they try to assassinate it first?

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I am not entirely convinced you’re not a bot. But you get a pass thanks to your top notch content.

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If he were to try a bit harder I think he could really earn a Darwin Award. Oh well, there’s always the next time.

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I just take this as an opportunity to down vote all of their posts.

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The jokes on them, I bought a bidet instead!

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I’m gonna need a translation here.

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At least until the magnetic poles flip and then all hell breaks loose (again).

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Someone forgot to put an Apple AirTag on their vehicle.

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Let’s be honest, Garak was working a lot of overtime to outfit the people on that station.

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Robert Picardo is a national treasure.

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She would have married him by the end of the day.

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As a Product Manager of multiple apps for a FANG company, I can say they were given multiple warnings before any fine is ever given. It’s not like this would have been on oversight. This was willfully choosing to ignore the law and thinking they would just get away with it. Companies also receive more than a years notice that they need to comply so this was again not a surprise to them.

Fine amounts are also not a surprise. They are typically a percent of revenue and anyone with a calculator can predict a fine.

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He just pissed that business travel is still down. Sorry, it’s never going back to the way it was.

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That’s what a protective case is for, to hide it.

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This kid looks just like my nephew. It’s creepy.

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