Mr_Blott

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Mr_Blott,

Europe

Mr_Blott,

Also it doesn’t work because it’s not an insult though, unless the “German” in question is actually a yank, and gets offended as an actual hobby

Mr_Blott,

As I remember the 240GL, “hearse” is more fitting

Mr_Blott,

Series one, comedy genius, series two, comedy genius, series three, yeah not as good, series four, utter gash, not watching this any more. Series five, they can shove it up their bottom

Mr_Blott,

If you came for the comments, turn back now 😂

Europeans believe in freedom, as in freedom from harassment and hate speech, for everyone, for the good of everyone

Americans believe they personally should have freedom to do or say anything, even if it’s hateful and incites violence, as long as they personally are “free”, even if it is bad for society as a whole

These are incompatible views and no good can come of this thread

Mr_Blott,

“Inciting a riot” is a thing

Mr_Blott,

I tried AirVPN after Mullvad stopped supporting PF, it’s clunky as hell and restricts a fibre connection way too much. They were nice and gave me a full refund though

Dead NFTs: The Evolving Landscape of the NFT Market (dappgambl.com)

TL;DR: The NFT market has drastically declined since its peak in 2021, with most NFT collections having no value. There’s an oversupply of NFTs, leading to a buyer’s market, and environmental concerns due to energy consumption. Top NFTs also struggle to maintain value, and the future of NFTs depends on utility and genuine...

Mr_Blott,

I can assure you if you were watching a programme that was hyping nfts, you weren’t watching “news”

WTF is up with your media over there?!?

Mr_Blott,

We shouldn’t have, never of

Mr_Blott,

What, like your education system is so bad you can’t even spell the names of your presidents? 😂

Mr_Blott,

It’s a joke on the mess that Reagan made of the education system, chill out

Mr_Blott,

I walk my dog past a field of geese every morning. I discovered, quite by accident, that geese absolutely love dandelion leaves. I can now feed the geese by hand, obviously being a bit careful!

The downside of this is that when the geese see me coming, they start this horrific cacophony of honking to make sure I don’t forget their leaves, much to the chagrin of my neighbours

The strange bit is that their raucous, inharmonious blend of dissonant honks is still more pleasing to the ear than the video of that unbelievably talentless, toneless, vapid waste of blood and organs that I just watched

Mr_Blott,

I am entitled to my opinion. As you are entitled to listen to a gurgling drain

Mr_Blott,

We need a better solution

Sorry to sound harsh, but…self control?

I have a subscription for a VPN. I’ve been sitting here for a couple of minutes trying to think of others. I suppose my internet etc is a subscription

I can’t think of anything else

Mr_Blott,

My first thought too. WTF is Neapolitan complexion?

Mr_Blott,

No such thing as strangers, just cunts you haven’t met yet

(Cunt to be defined at a later date by emphasis)

Mr_Blott,

Yous cunts stole it from us Scots

Mr_Blott,

Dunno who Mary Kay Place is but they should name a street after her

Mr_Blott,

Agreed. Purposeful ignorance of spelling and grammar is basically saying to the person you’re typing to “I’m too lazy to learn simple concepts so you’ll have to spend extra time trying to parse my sentences”

Mr_Blott,

Yep, all good. Though in no way was I being a grammar Nazi, I was stating my opinion. I don’t bother with perfect punctuation because it’s not necessary to be instantly readable.

Also, my nephew told me that putting a full stop at the end of a sentence now is sometimes seen as a bit rude 😅 No idea why, but that’s ok, it’s still just as readable

Mr_Blott,

We call him Vileda due to his mop-like appearance

Mr_Blott,

Though in almost the same sentence he said that “…” annoys him too. I find they have opposite meanings and he’s probably just a wee fanny

Mr_Blott,

I thought we were meant to be inclusive now? There’s a good chunk of us that literally can’t look past a sentence that’s like a car crash. It’s like an old vinyl record that’s got a scratch, our eyes keep jumping back to the horrible spelling and reading it again the same way you’d look at a dismembered corpse at the side of the road, despite not actually wanting to

Inclusiveness for purists!!!

Mr_Blott,

I’ve never heard him speak but every time I see him he looks like an egg with a vagina stuck to it so I assume he sounds like something out of a Dali-esque Alice in Wonderland

Mr_Blott,

Y tho

Mr_Blott,

Could you just fuckin tell us instead of posting a vid?

Mr_Blott,

Was actually in Santorini last year -

Pros - the wine is absolutely spectacular. They mix old Roman varieties of grapes with modern varieties, the results are superb

Cons - You cannot fuckin move in the streets because of vapid, orange, duckfaced instagrammers taking selfies

Mr_Blott,

If there’s one way I’m definitely not expecting to go, it’s being hosed down with a tec-9 at traffic lights

More, maybe, hosed down with Dijon mayonnaise and trampled by ravenous goats

Mr_Blott,

I once found a torrent of every programme that Fred Dibnah ever made, managed to download it over the course of a month or two. Reupped it when someone on UK Reddit asked where they could find his stuff, and next thing it had 20 seeders or so.

It’s still going strong, and Fred’s memory lives on

Mr_Blott,

I’d be furious if I’d lost my contact lenses too tho

Mr_Blott,

I AM STILL WAITING TO HEAR IF I CAN PUSH THIS UP MY ANUS PLEASE

Mr_Blott,

IS THIS AVAILABLE AS A SUPPOSITORY PLEASE

Mr_Blott,

Firefox on mobile refuses to open it, fuck that

Mr_Blott,

Let’s send Darude and FUCKIN FIND OUT

Mr_Blott,

Here’s the thing - the rest of us do use SMS, we just weren’t gullible enough to fall for Apple’s bullshit about text bubble colours

That’s fuckin infantile 😂

Mr_Blott,

Honestly still just using Qbittorrent with a VPN; it’s a dream now that fibre is pretty ubiquitous. Mine hit 100MB/S yesterday, a 1.4Gb file takes about 10 seconds

Mr_Blott,

It’s a thing of beauty isn’t it

Mr_Blott,

Have you considered that the dog is thirsty because she’s insanely hot, well have you?

Mr_Blott,

Didn’t matter, I knew exactly what it was going to be before I opened it.

In other words, yes, OP, it’s been done a hundred times today :(

‘We had to fight to be heard’: Spain stars Putellas and Paredes speak out about "systemic discrimination against women’s football" (www.theguardian.com)

The uproar over Luis Rubiales’s behaviour laid bare the female players’ longstanding fight for equality; a battle that took a fresh twist this week after 15 players from the World Cup-winning squad were called-up despite their decision to boycott the national team until changes are made to the federation leadership.

Mr_Blott,

Idea - To achieve equality, from now on, Luis Rubiales must French-kiss every member of the male squad after every match. Tongues and all.

I know, I’m ever the diplomat, no need to thank me

Your friend loves your least favourite politician. What do you say?

This question’s on my mind because my coworker today mentioned they would vote for Trump if they could (mind you this is 2023, in Canada). I don’t generally have the talking points or the desire to fight about it, so I just deflected the conversation. But I often wish I was more strong-willed and could try to figure out why...

Mr_Blott, (edited )

There’s a good reason that civilised people never discuss politics or religion

Edit - And only idiots take everything fuckin literally jesus fuck 😅

Mr_Blott,

And I feel the opposite, so that’s the end of that conversation.

Oo I like your shoes, are they new?

Mr_Blott,

Did neither of you here about it

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Mr_Blott,

I only clicked on this thread to see how far I’d have to scroll before some wee fanny said “aCkSHuRLy I uSE LInUx”

First comment lol

Mr_Blott,

I wonder if we should all subscribe to the Linux communities and every time someone posts a question about how to get something to run, we could reply “AkShaurLy I dOnT hAvE thIs ProBlEm cOs iM runnINg wEnDOWS wITH thE HaNd pAinTed pErIWinkLeS”

Mr_Blott,

feddit.uk/comment/2944492

Lol

Mr_Blott,

I’d just like to interject for a moment. You had assumed that littering your comment with technical jargon pertaining to your favourite operating system, (which, for reasons unbeknown to most of us, contains references to antelopes of the genus Connochaetes), and that it would impress us so much that we’d immediately switch from Windows and/or cause us to start frothing uncontrollably at the gash, yet the simple fact is that all you have done is convince the majority of Windows users that you are, as previously mentioned, a wee fanny

Mr_Blott,

Yet another thing I’ll never understand about cricket ffs

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