KoalaUnknown

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KoalaUnknown, (edited )

This happened to me a few years ago when my mother and I were looking at my late grandfather’s film reels. Some of those reals were NOT labeled well enough.

Edited for grammar

KoalaUnknown,

Umm… what are you trying to do with your gamepad???

KoalaUnknown,

Yes

8 / 2 (2+2)

8 / 2 (4)

4 (4)

16

KoalaUnknown,

When the city government wants to install anti-homeless benches, but doesn’t want the backlash from installing anti-homeless benches.

KoalaUnknown,

For those wondering:

“Texas Republican Sen. Ted Cruz, legally named Rafael Edward Cruz, has introduced a bill in the U.S. Senate titled the Safeguarding Honest Speech Act. The legislation proposes prohibiting federal funds from enforcing policies requiring federal employees to use preferred pronouns or names other than an individual’s legal name”

KoalaUnknown,

Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it’s human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it’s cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3’3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It’s relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it’s combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It’s ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it’s current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you’re getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon’s energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon’s wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you’re hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon’s movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it’s sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon’s defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon’s slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it’s sunny). It’s access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.

KoalaUnknown,

I don’t know what it’s like in Europe but if it’s anything like the US TV news is definitely not trustworthy. Written news is much better.

KoalaUnknown,

www.amnesty.org/en/documents/mde15/027/2009/en/

pp. 2–4, 15, 28, 34, 39–50, 63, 68.

KoalaUnknown,

The problem here is that the Palestine people aren’t being given control of their water.

KoalaUnknown,

o7 tank man, gone but never forgotten

KoalaUnknown,

I have a Mac so if I wanted to use a free software I would just use Pages, but ms office is included at my college and it has useful ai features and citation extensions. Most professors also require that slideshows and spreadsheets be in excel or pp format.

KoalaUnknown,

I don’t have to pay for office.

KoalaUnknown,

And larger vehicles aren’t subject require to be as fuel efficient as smaller ones are.

KoalaUnknown,

Nah get a mini skirt and thigh highs to assert dominance over the other girls.

KoalaUnknown,

He isn’t complaining about having to pump his own gas. He is complaining about the gas station’s audacity to ask for a tip.

KoalaUnknown,

My college library is open 24/7 for students.

KoalaUnknown,

Maybe he is FaceTiming it from his Apple TV

KoalaUnknown,

These can be unlocked on all the weapons in battlebit.

KoalaUnknown, (edited )

“California is home to a number of device makers, most notably Apple, which came out in support of the bill after initially trying to stall it.”

https://i.imgur.com/GeYwGte.png

KoalaUnknown, (edited )

I know people in Cuba used to have a decentralized Internet mesh network, but I don’t know about mobile phones. There have probably been some large crime groups who have made their own networks.

KoalaUnknown,

It wouldn’t work over long range though unless it had a lot of users.

KoalaUnknown,

Yeah but if you are using towers it isn’t decentralized.

KoalaUnknown,

You can but signals can only go so far and the earth is round so you need a mesh network with a lot of users to make it work.

KoalaUnknown, (edited )

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deir_Yassin_massacre

Since you love Wikipedia links and “peace agreements” here is one.

KoalaUnknown, (edited )

There are some good sources on YouTube like Crash Course. The problem is when people get their information from posts or channels that are not peer reviewed.

KoalaUnknown, (edited )

When Bank of America announced 0% downpayment loans for people living in red lined communities with an abnormally low home value, Reddit was flooded with posts saying “BoA is giving better loans to black people” completely ignoring that the loans had no race qualifications. All it takes is one poorly summarized post and the whole site starts screaming nonsense.

KoalaUnknown,

They have always had more accurate news than the mainstream media, they just have a roundabout way of giving it.

KoalaUnknown,

Apple already does it.

KoalaUnknown,

Gotta get those diversity numbers up lol

KoalaUnknown,

I would talk to a psychiatrist who specializes in ADHD, but I had a lot of success dealing with my anxiety on Strattera and Lexapro. Depending on your state, psychedelics may also be a treatment option.

KoalaUnknown,

What annoys me isn’t that they ask for a tip, it’s how much they ask. I’m willing to round up to the nearest dollar if the service was good, but those little iPads always seem to ask for at least 15%. I am not giving a 15% tip to someone who only pressed buttons on a tablet.

KoalaUnknown,

I had a gameboy and an iPod touch as a kid. Safari was disabled on the later.

KoalaUnknown,

cries with iOS

KoalaUnknown,

No, it’s caused by Reddit

KoalaUnknown,

10b in advertising revenue a year doesn’t seem like a money sink to me.

KoalaUnknown,

I’m glad they didn’t acquire it. I don’t need one more corporation collecting every ounce of data they can on me to sell to advertisers.

KoalaUnknown,

I’m pretty sure he uses all new phones.

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