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Etterra,

Man, whatever ends up putting the final nail in the coffin for the human race will be justifiably deserved.

Etterra,

Oh Google translate, you’ve done it again. It should read “FEMAN” and “HEMAN” respectively.

Etterra,

I don’t know, maybe? If they have a process, no matter how laborious and roundabout, they can always claim that they have a process and that you have nothing to complain about, legally speaking. Their wagering that people will not go through all the bullshit, and they’re unfortunately right. That’s literally why they do it. The only correct response is to hound them relentlessly, going to Twitter (or something else idk these days, and I’m not calling it X), the press if necessary, and pestering as many government bodies and officials as you have to in order to make them get their fucking shit together. And then they’ll make your particular situation of priority because now you’re being more of a pain in the ass than actually doing their job is. They won’t change the broken system, because one exception in a thousand isn’t worth it to them to be bothered with.

Tldr, maybe but it probably won’t help you, so make it as big of a headache for them as possible.

Etterra,

If you turn it sideways it looks like a condom designed by H.R. Giger (the guy what designed the xenomorphs).

Etterra,

I mean we already got rid of T.

Etterra,

It looks like a cudgel that’s masquerading as a guitar.

Etterra,

Okay I’m not a mathologist - in fact I hate the guy - so here’s how I see it. If you have one apple, and you divide it zero times, you still have one apple. That’s it.

Etterra,

Did they just tell you that you’re not good enough to put chicken in bucket?

Etterra,

Have they tried turning it off and back on again?

Seriously though, just raise the technical skill barrier to entry. Anything that requires more than idiot-level tech savvy will scare off most of the horrible people that make the internet a horrible place. It didn’t even really take off until smartphones were a thing, dropping the barrier to the absolute minimum number of simple steps.

Etterra,

No. That question is now the default of all POS (point of sale) systems. If they’re not wait staff, bar tenders, delivery, or performing some other service, there is literally no reason to tip them.

Etterra,

Aww man… I wanted to be vaporized by an indifferent cosmic phenomenon beyond my ken. Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to wait until heart disease finishes me off.

Etterra,

Well I mean at this point it’s a meme, and will continue to be so until somebody actually finds the damn thing.

Etterra,

That is a weaksauce calzone if there ever was one. Must be one of those sad California “pizza” ones.

Etterra,

DK in smash Bros has more abilities than Kong does in this turd lol

Etterra,

Whatever it takes to finally get people to realize that living in a disaster zone is a terrible idea.

Etterra,

Yeah some jackass I’m at once in marketing tried to explain it to me. I haven’t seen an ad in ages so I call bullshit. It’s all mostly psychobabble nonsense.

Etterra,

Nothing pisses off “Christians” like quoting biblical scripture that contracts their bullshit to them.

Etterra,

Now you know one reason why you should always ask who a gift is for instead of assuming.

Etterra,

Oh that’s easy. Eat nothing but cheese until the desired outcome is achieved. You, uh, might want to have some stool softener and laxatives in your medicine cabinet for when you’re done with your insane experiment though.

Etterra,

Have they considered eating fiber for that constipation problem? I used to eat a big bowl of oatmeal (not instant) every work morning. Regular as clockwork. Also prune juice and/or strong coffee will help move things along too. Laxatives are fine too, but they wouldn’t be my first go-to to flush the system.

Etterra,

Was this during last week’s series of idiotic suicide rushes on the eastern front? Because that makes the ruzzian disaster there even funnier.

Etterra,

Looks legit. As a Chicagoan I can confirm that Iowa is the middlest-west there is.

Etterra,

I’d date a three-armed chef chick built by an AI.

Is it illegal to con people into thinking you have a perfect ability to pick football games by emailing out two lists: one picking one team, and the other picking the other team, and only sending... (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

…the next pick to the people who saw you pick the “winner”. Now half of those people see one team, the other half see you pick the other team, and whoever saw you pick the winner thinks you’ve got a 100% accuracy rate over two games. You could do that for a while and then offer to sell your pick for the Superbowl....

Etterra,

I actually met somebody who had better luck predicting the winners of football games by literally throwing darts at a board than anybody else in the pool.

Etterra,

Office Libre is free, and modern MS Office UIs looks like dog dookie. OL can also save in Excel format if you want.

Hey look at that, I found a solution that didn’t require they change their entire process or have to wait for Microsloughed to get their act together.

Etterra,

MM/DD/YYYY is the correct format here in America.

Etterra,

I know they’re widows, but spiders are done to death. Do wasps instead.

Etterra,

Sounds like he just wants to spite the poors. He’s rich, right? Yep, my opinion checks out.

Etterra,

They could have just poked it with a damn stick of they were so confused, geez.

Etterra,

Inflatable… So it wasn’t even a super realistic doll, just a cheap inflatable one. JFC, poke it with a stick or something if you’re that damned blind.

Etterra,

I’d pay good money to see Martok and Kratos team up and go on a god-killing violence spree of epic proportions, then go get so drunk that they wake up hung over in the 40K universe.

Etterra,

I can’t stop laughing at how good this is.

Etterra,

But were they big corporate restaurants? Because that’s victimless.

Etterra,

Wow that’s too bad. Anyway now his rich widow can recover and go waste her Inheritance on whatever trivial bullshit she likes. It won’t help the world, but it’s better than actively undermining it.

Etterra,

Dude it’s Paradox. They’re the 3rd most dlc-greedy company after EA and Train Sim. Wait until the dlc goes to at least 50% off or just skip it. They’ll keep doing it if it keeps being profitable. Don’t just pay full price ever, especially brand new. Have a little self restraint.

Etterra,

Nope. You can’t fix bitter vegetables. Hell, you can barely smother them enough to hide the taste. I’d rather die “young” from eating delicious trash.

Etterra,

English.

When we use a new loan word that we already have a word for.

When companies refuse to regionalize products for American English despite our having far more native English speakers than the next three countries, two of which gave English as a secondary language. None of them is England - they’re in 6th place.

The absurd number of accents and dialects. Fortunately the Internet is helping grind away at this part. Standardization helps prevent misunderstandings.

Goodbye Youtube and thanks for all the fish (infosec.pub)

Youtube let the other shoe drop in their end-stage enshittification this week. Last month, they required you to turn on Youtube History to view the feed of youtube videos recommendations. That seems reasonable, so I did it. But I delete my history every 1 week instead of every 3 months. So they don’t get much from my choices....

Etterra,

NewPipe on Android works to block that shit just fine. As for Firefox, adblockers still work just fine. Once again, good luck Google lol

Etterra,

Internet Today mentioned this phenomena the other day. Slash from Guns n Roses instantly becomes unrecognizable when he takes off his hat. That’s it. That’s all it takes.

Etterra, (edited )

Romulans: The damned Vulcans put you up to this, didn’t they!

Vulcans: We did not; however we do see the logic in their clarification and designation methodologies.

Andorians: Hell yeah we do! Up yours Romuloosers!

Tellarites: I still think we should have called your side the Asshole Zone.

Humans: We voted, with four ‘yeas’ and one ‘nay.’ And here on earth we have a saying, “If you don’t vote you can’t complain.”

Romulans: But- You- I- Wait. Hold on a second. Who was the fourth “yea?”

Klingons: We wanted to be the Alpha Quadrant but the humans threatened to blow our planet up. It’s not our fault they can’t just resolve disputes with a good war like a civilized species.

Etterra,

Well yeah, because of the Federation falls, they’re next in line.

Etterra,

That’s why you always find dead garden millipedes curled up in a spiral. The odd number of legs makes them walk in circles until they die from it. “True” story.

Etterra,

I don’t remember if this is still the case, but for most of D&D’s history, killing a polymorph to target with force it to revert immediately back to its original form. This can be illustrated by reciting to you in old story I read once, as best I can remember it, from back during the AD&D 2e days.

Their once was a gnome illusionist in the party who finally got to high enough level to cast polymorph. So one day they encountered a hill giant, at which point gnomey busts out his new spell, trying to polymorph the giant into the least dangerous thing he could think of - a grape. The giant failed his saving throw, after which he was turned into a grape. The gnome cheerfully picked up the grape, saying “I like grapes!” and popping it into his mouth to bite down on.

Kersplort.

Etterra,

Well great. If I can’t count on my food choices to kill me some day, what am I even eating food for. At least saturated fats are still legal.

Etterra,

How many Chinese people and places have mistranslated a word into English as “fuck?” I can’t remember which word it is, some kind of food. So ya’know, glass houses and all that.

Etterra,

Well I mean it’s not wrong. Everybody’s stupid, it’s just a matter of quantity and context.

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