BallShapedMan

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BallShapedMan,

I showed my wife with tears of laughter in my eyes. The look of disappointment on her face made me laugh harder.

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BallShapedMan,

Bring down Google.

Sent from my Pixel phone…

BallShapedMan,

I’ve heard. I’ll do it, eventually. I’m told it’s easy. I just haven’t tried yet.

BallShapedMan,

We no longer say “committed suicide” because it’s no longer a crime.

Otherwise it’s great!

BallShapedMan,

I’m no expert, just sharing what I’ve learned in the few suicide prevention classes I’ve taken. Here is more if you’re interested.

www.henryford.com/mimind/blog/language-matters

BallShapedMan,

I’m no expert, just repeating what I’ve learned in a few suicide prevention classes. Here you can read more if you’re interested.

www.henryford.com/mimind/blog/language-matters

BallShapedMan,

My knees and elbows don’t hurt man.

BallShapedMan,

Being in charge doesn’t make you smarter, better, or give you the authority to do anything beyond the job description. Implying family is bullshit and those who you convince they are family have just been set up to be taken advantage of by someone who doesn’t love you.

Source, been the boss or the boss’s boss and so on for decades.

BallShapedMan,

Agreed, at first I wasn’t excited about it but as the quests opened up I was in. I’m on the “new game+” right now and seeing what else I can mess up lol.

My quests tend to end in a lot of shooting innocents… I don’t know why that keeps happening. It can’t be anything I’m doing…

BallShapedMan,

Good game, probably worth your time. I enjoyed it quite a bit on PC.

BallShapedMan,

This is dumb, this is stupid, I’m still laughing! Bravo! 😂😂😂

BallShapedMan,

If you like this post maybe read The Progress Paradox. It goes in much more detail than this meme, it then poses the question but then why aren’t we happy. Without giving answers it does point to possible paths. It’s a good book.

BallShapedMan,

I remember the hype I felt when they installed a demo unit at the store I worked at. Mario was mind-blowing and I bought one later that week. I had to hide the box is the stock room so it wouldn’t be gone by the end of the release week.

My integrity isn’t perfect… I felt no guilt.

BallShapedMan,

I can’t wait to place this with my son. We loved the last one. There is little better farther son bonding than rage quitting in unison.

BallShapedMan, (edited )

True story.

For those interested I recommend Caste: The Origins of Our Discontents by Isabel Wilkerson. An amazing breakdown of the history and why. Eye opener at the very least.

Edit: Curious: Why the down votes?

BallShapedMan,

Class and caste systems.

BallShapedMan,

Once I’m done with Starfield I’m jumping back into this!

BallShapedMan,

Feels like an “I’m sorry John” riff could be made out of this.

BallShapedMan,

I shouldn’t have fallen for that one, I’m a Dad for Pete’s sake!

BallShapedMan,

We buy ours from American Furniture Warehouse because they have a 30 money back guarantee. For us we sleep on it for three weeks and if we’re not in love we swap it for another one. We get a new one every 8 years pretty religiously and so far this method has done us well.

We typically get one of if not the most expensive mattresses they have.

BallShapedMan,

I take over the TV less on weekdays when I need me time after work. Means more time with my wife so it’s a win.

BallShapedMan,

The creativity of you and this whole sub is simply amazing.

Side note if anyone hasn’t read Red Shirts yet, do it. Totally fits with this! The audio version is read by Will Wheaton and he kills it.

BallShapedMan,

Not a fan?

BallShapedMan,

Mind sharing why? Not that I’m a super fan or anything, just most people are meh or excited about him. First time I’ve seen someone not be a fan.

BallShapedMan,

Fair enough. I was that way Mandy Moore. Then she did tangled and that TV show that made me cry all the time and I like her now.

Nothing she did, just decided I didn’t like her.

BallShapedMan,

That would be a cool thing for audiobooks. Though Andy Serkis’ reading of LOTR can’t be beat in my mind.

And I’m gaining on you, 45, and for me found to be going the other way. I’m more accepting than I have been in the past and am bothered by fewer things.

I wonder what might cause the different experience between the two of us?

For example I’ve always been told and often read I would become more conservative as I get older but I’ve found the opposite to be true.

Shit… Maybe I’m broken…?!

BallShapedMan,

🤘🤘

BallShapedMan,

Unrelated, my friends and I are in a spat regarding how evil mashed potatoes are and do they mean us harm. I’ve sent them a screenshot of this saying I have at least one ally against the potatoes. So if anyone asks, be cool!

BallShapedMan,

It started with a meme from @chrishallbeck (I’m tagging him wrong, I don’t know how to do it or how to find hidden posts on sync) where he gets into a bathtub full of mashed potatoes. And I took it too far. Totally worth it.

BallShapedMan,

When people had a computer that was messing up I used to tease that it’s from all the little person porn they watch on their work computer. One lady I worked with laughed and said she’s seen disabled porn.

Turns out her roommate was going to school for physical therapy and watching instructional videos with no blurred parts was required and they watched em together.

BallShapedMan,

It really was, but it made a memorable story I’ll keep telling until I die.

BallShapedMan,

If it’s built on Nvidia tech and they take advantage of DLSS 3 it’ll out perform PS5 and XBO in many cases.

BallShapedMan,

I already had mods that disabled achievements by then just to fix this mess.

Runs and looks great now, ~15 mods to get there.

BallShapedMan,

Option 3 is the only one that will change anything. Just saying.

BallShapedMan,

Because it’s like pissing into the ocean and saying we’ve increased the water level. I mean technically yeah, but not really.

The overwhelming issue is tankers, concrete, industrial plastics, methane from cattle and “natural” gas. Individual contribution from people barely shows up at all compared to these.

BallShapedMan,

I avoid buying concrete whenever I can…

As for stuff shipped overseas I buy US stuff as much as possible. I’d love to buy a US built and sourced computer and phone but I just don’t think that’s possible.

We avoid beef almost 100%, it’s hard to get goat but it’s my favorite when it’s available. My wife and I aren’t vegetarians but we’re pretty close.

I’m not discounting what an individual can do but no amount of individual choice will change the system enough without pressure from the top. Either regulation or real competition, neither of which are on deck it seems.

BallShapedMan,

No amount of individual responsibility will overcome corporate intentions without regulation or real competition. Neither of which seem to be on deck.

BallShapedMan,

My own. It just doesn’t roll off the tongue with my last name very well. I get tongue tied and sound like an idiot giving a fake name.

BallShapedMan,

I crossed the street by myself in downtown Manila during rush hour. I froze right before the center island when a Jeepney got a little too close. After my heart started again I looked at the driver and he was laughing his ass off. This dumb American didn’t know how to cross streets.

BallShapedMan,

I’m more afraid than I was before…

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